Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

I haven't seen any recent videos of him, but the quartz looked like they are burnt, so I'm thinking meth as well. I know he fucks around with a lot of old electronics, and since I'm not a nerd, I don't know if you can use them for electronics, but he's smoking something.
 
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Its so obvious.

But in his defense, if you smoke meth, can you even eat? Probably the reason no actual cooking is shown there.

I am going to be a moralfag here and state that I hope he eventually seeks out treatment, since I have seen the damage that meth can do to a person, and even a horrorcow like Pamperchu needs to not walk down that ugly road. Just because I don't like the guy, it does not mean I want him to start having meth-induced psychotic episodes. That is all.
 
I am going to be a moralfag here and state that I hope he eventually seeks out treatment, since I have seen the damage that meth can do to a person, and even a horrorcow like Pamperchu needs to not walk down that ugly road. Just because I don't like the guy, it does not mean I want him to start having meth-induced psychotic episodes. That is all.
His channel really has the tone of a cry for help. Things like the burnt quartz is so obviously placed I refuse to believe that he's so far gone that something like that went beyond him.

He has a pattern of behaviour that I've seen a lot of Schizophrenics/Cluster A s follow, where they're so hopelessly lost in their own head that they act even crazier than they really are in a feeble attempt that someone will notice and help them. Problem is - he's probably not going to get any help and is most likely going to alienate himself from an opportunity for self-improvement because that's how mental illness works.
 
This is some grindhouse horror-level shit.



Pamperchu addresses his arrest and release, claiming he “[broke] a dish and [clogged] a toilet” and “made a lot of noise that night;” however, maintains his innocence.

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CONSPIRACY THEORY

I don't think Pamperchu is actually the owner of the new channel. At the end of the new video he pretends to shut off the camera and says "okay I'll send that over too uhh.." which I assume is his way of telling the viewers that he isn't the one doing the uploads. On top of that the video lengths aren't nearly as long as they were on his previous channel and in most of his new videos someone else is the one filming. It is usually some mystery man with what sounds like a british accent. I have seen many of his videos and don't recognize the voice as any of the regulars from his previous vids. This leads me to believe that it is most likely the mysterious british man who owns the Official Pamperchu channel. Who is this man? Why is Pamperchu cooperating with him? IS THIS ALL AN INSIDE JOKE I'M TOO AUTISTIC TO UNDERSTAND!?

Edit: I almost forgot! The comments! Pamperchu would rarely respond to comments. Now he seems to respond to many comments and in a way that he never used to type. Calling people "gurl", talking about their videos etc.
 
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CONSPIRACY THEORY

I don't think Pamperchu is actually the owner of the new channel. At the end of the new video he pretends to shut off the camera and says "okay I'll send that over too uhh.." which I assume is his way of telling the viewers that he isn't the one doing the uploads. On top of that the video lengths aren't nearly as long as they were on his previous channel and in most of his new videos someone else is the one filming. It is usually some mystery man with what sounds like a british accent. I have seen many of his videos and don't recognize the voice as any of the regulars from his previous vids. This leads me to believe that it is most likely the mysterious british man who owns the Official Pamperchu channel. Who is this man? Why is Pamperchu cooperating with him? IS THIS ALL AN INSIDE JOKE I'M TOO AUTISTIC TO UNDERSTAND!?

Edit: I almost forgot! The comments! Pamperchu would rarely respond to comments. Now he seems to respond to many comments and in a way that he never used to type. Calling people "gurl", talking about their videos etc.
While someone else is definitely operating the channel, Ocham's Razor would lead me to believe that his change in behaviour and content is the result of a psychotic break rather than some elaborate scheme.

I imagine he still has diaper fur friends, and it's likely one of those "friends" that's operating the channel, I can't tell if they're just as crazy as him or if they're taking advantage/exploiting his mental state for cocks.
 
This is some grindhouse horror-level shit.



Pamperchu addresses his arrest and release, claiming he “[broke] a dish and [clogged] a toilet” and “made a lot of noise that night;” however, maintains his innocence.

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I guess Pamps got thrown out of the house he shared, wonder if the other dudes threw all his stuff in the trash, I can image a trash truck crushing the dude's collection of electronics, stuffed animals and other shit.
 
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He admitted to being a pedo.

I really don't give a fuck if he kills himself with meth or lets it destroy his life. Edgy and brave opinion I know, but people like him immediately lose their humanity card, and that includes human empathy.

I'll take my hats gift wrapped, please.
 
He admitted to being a pedo.

I really don't give a fuck if he kills himself with meth or lets it destroy his life. Edgy and brave opinion I know, but people like him immediately lose their humanity card, and that includes human empathy.

I'll take my hats gift wrapped, please.

The meth would make him more of a danger to children. That’s one reason why he should stop smoking it right there.
 
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Yeah, honestly this type of content doesn't really belong in this thread. I know there are some diehard fans of metokur inspired youtubers that make video essays on cwc and other long time cows but since this guy doesn't even know pamperchu, ultimately its just another guy talking about a horror cow that's been irrelevant outside of kiwi farms since that update video where he announced he had cancer


edit: I swear we should have a thread on lolcow video essay people and their fans
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Pamps dude has the hots for Dr Phil. :lit:
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I wonder what Dr Phil would have to say?
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Knowing Dr. Phil, he'd absolutely take Pamper onto the show. Idk what his viewership ratings are like these days, but with the general decline of cable, it can't be THAT great. This would definitely get some eyeballs out there.

That said, I've heard he's started diversifying his content with the help of his wife. Something about podcasts / readings, idk.

I'd like to see this though. We've had a cow on Dr. Phil before & it's always funny

Edit: I just got caught up on the last few pages. I unironically feel like he should go for some kind of help if he's picked up crack. Jesus fuck, what the hell happened here? Who gave this dude crack??
 
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Yeah, honestly this type of content doesn't really belong in this thread. I know there are some diehard fans of metokur inspired youtubers that make video essays on cwc and other long time cows but since this guy doesn't even know pamperchu, ultimately its just another guy talking about a horror cow that's been irrelevant outside of kiwi farms since that update video where he announced he had cancer


edit: I swear we should have a thread on lolcow video essay people and their fans
Totally agree, he's completely talentless and is often completely uninformed about what he's talking about. Metokur has a great personality, Knudsen is incredibly informed, this guy has absolutely nothing going for him other than he'll cover shit than no else covers. It's like listening to someone failing to impersonate a jaded and edgy shitposter for 4+ hours.

Here, I'll write a transcript for anyone of his livestreams:
"sigh... ugggh well I guess we're covering this today.... ahhhh, oh ummm another diaper fur on my channel, huh. euggghhh what has my life become... well, huh, this is awkward. Oh great.. y-you know what I love, a schizophrenic methhead who shits his diaper *sarcasm XD.* *breathes heavily into mic* o-o-oh my god what's with my life right now why am I watching this"

Having a thread on these people is a complete waste of time because of how unbearbly boring they are.
 
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