Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

does anyone know how pamps is holding up now that oregon's burning to the fucking ground? avery hasn't uploaded anything or left any sassy replies on his youtube account in a while and i have no idea where the fuck he's living now that he's seemingly back home with his parents
 
Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
Wait a minute this fuck is REAL??? I thought he was a 4chan OC (:_(
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Oh hell yeah, pamps is the real deal. Microwaved diapers and all.

No idea how he's doing though, hopefully him and his family are safe. Degenerate as he may be, he doesn't deserve to have his livelihood burned to the ground or lose his family.
 
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Chicken Picnic said:
Oh hell yeah, pamps is the real deal. Microwaved diapers and all.

No idea how he's doing though, hopefully him and his family are safe. Degenerate as he may be, he doesn't deserve to have his livelihood burned to the ground or lose his family.
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Last that I heard that he was smoking meth
 
Chicken Picnic said:
Oh hell yeah, pamps is the real deal. Microwaved diapers and all.

No idea how he's doing though, hopefully him and his family are safe. Degenerate as he may be, he doesn't deserve to have his livelihood burned to the ground or lose his family.
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Ponchik said:
>he doesn't know
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All I know for sure anymore is that ignorance very much is bliss, and also that this thread is a ride and a half.
 
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Chicken Picnic said:
please elaborate on this incredible encounter
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JethroTullamore said:
I, too, am curious about how this played out.
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tl;dr I walked in from breakfast to go get my controller to go whip up on noobs in the vidya room when what do I see but Pamperchu's signature overalls. And then Pamperchu's face. "Excuse me, are you Pamperchu?" "Yeah..." HOLY FUCK, KLAXONS IN MY HEAD, GO TO DEFCON 1, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED ITS BONDS

I asked him about the microwaving, et al. He confirmed. Anything to get him far away from my stuff. Friendly enough guy though. I'm just wondering what he was doing in the room in the first place.

And yes, I checked and double checked all of my stuff to check if he had left a present. I knew what he was about, I was a fly-on-the-wall Encyclopedia Dramatica reader.
 
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Sneed's Feed And Seed said:
tl;dr I walked in from breakfast to go get my controller to go whip up on noobs in the vidya room when what do I see but Pamperchu's signature overalls. And then Pamperchu's face. "Excuse me, are you Pamperchu?" "Yeah..." HOLY FUCK, KLAXONS IN MY HEAD, GO TO DEFCON 1, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED ITS BONDS

I asked him about the microwaving, et al. He confirmed. Anything to get him far away from my stuff. Friendly enough guy though. I'm just wondering what he was doing in the room in the first place.

And yes, I checked and double checked all of my stuff to check if he had left a present. I knew what he was about, I was a fly-on-the-wall Encyclopedia Dramatica reader.
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This is the closest we’re ever going to get to a real life recounting of an SCP containment breach scenario without top secret Government clearance :story:
 
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Sneed's Feed And Seed said:
tl;dr I walked in from breakfast to go get my controller to go whip up on noobs in the vidya room when what do I see but Pamperchu's signature overalls. And then Pamperchu's face. "Excuse me, are you Pamperchu?" "Yeah..." HOLY FUCK, KLAXONS IN MY HEAD, GO TO DEFCON 1, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED ITS BONDS

I asked him about the microwaving, et al. He confirmed. Anything to get him far away from my stuff. Friendly enough guy though. I'm just wondering what he was doing in the room in the first place.

And yes, I checked and double checked all of my stuff to check if he had left a present. I knew what he was about, I was a fly-on-the-wall Encyclopedia Dramatica reader.
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Did you ever find out just why in the hell someone invited him into your room? Morbid curiosity? Friend of a friend of a friend? Trying to check “fuck a lolcow” off their bucket list? He was holding?
 
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JethroTullamore said:
Did you ever find out just why in the hell someone invited him into your room? Morbid curiosity? Friend of a friend of a friend? Trying to check “fuck a lolcow” off their bucket list? He was holding?
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Did he smell?
 
Sneed's Feed And Seed said:
tl;dr I walked in from breakfast to go get my controller to go whip up on noobs in the vidya room when what do I see but Pamperchu's signature overalls. And then Pamperchu's face. "Excuse me, are you Pamperchu?" "Yeah..." HOLY FUCK, KLAXONS IN MY HEAD, GO TO DEFCON 1, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED ITS BONDS

I asked him about the microwaving, et al. He confirmed. Anything to get him far away from my stuff. Friendly enough guy though. I'm just wondering what he was doing in the room in the first place.

And yes, I checked and double checked all of my stuff to check if he had left a present. I knew what he was about, I was a fly-on-the-wall Encyclopedia Dramatica reader.
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Do you remember which BLFC? I'm pretty sure I saw him as well and had to explain to the bf who he was lol
 
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