Burned Docs Parenting Class

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MysticMisty said:
Well that particular assignment was an interview with his parents. Or were you referring to one of the other assignments? I'm pretty confused now.
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I was being sarcastic. I'd never doubt he'd get his parents to fill out questionares for him whether they were about parenting or not.
 
Pinhead said:
And here you can see the miracle of life.

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT! I HATE YOU! ARRRRRRRGH!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MEEEEE!!! AAAUUURGGGH!!"
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I saw a video similar to that and I can tell you, it pretty much made me not want to have a baby.
 
As a guy with heavy ADD, i got my dark history from school, luckily and unlike Chris i chose to not live like an ass on this planet. What i´m trying to say is that i would prefer "newer" documents to have a chuckle off, because my own "disinterested" documents from the past prolly sucked like his. (Luckily my ADD gave me an burning interest for writing and reading, so i turned out well spoken atleast, but i used that mostly for making up curseword and pick up fights)

And i havent read the whole thread yet, but have the Christorical fugurehead Skyraider told where he got it? I know it´s husch husch but is it from a bloody hand, a burned out cabinet? Skyraider is truly a mythical one...
 
deeman said:
As a guy with heavy ADD, i got my dark history from school, luckily and unlike Chris i chose to not live like an ass on this planet. What i´m trying to say is that i would prefer "newer" documents to have a chuckle off, because my own "disinterested" documents from the past prolly sucked like his. (Luckily my ADD gave me an burning interest for writing and reading, so i turned out well spoken atleast, but i used that mostly for making up curseword and pick up fights)
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Well, these would be the "newer" documents given they date back to the middle of Chris's MHS days, and they do honestly show he hasn't changed a bit. That, along with proving he couldn't possibly have made Honor Roll (as he so loves to claim), a considerable number of his disturbing interests developed at the time, and that he was addicted to Pokemon practically from the beginning.

Of course, your statement got me wondering what his "older" documents would be, from his homeschooling/middle school and elementary days, but the former are unlikely to still be around (and if they are, they certainly wouldn't be as neatly categorized as the MHS folders), and the latter almost certainly all destroyed because of the lawsuit blowing up in the Chandler's faces and the moving around. A shame, to be sure, since it would be interesting to see young-Chris homework before he started doodling pokemon on everything.

And i havent read the whole thread yet, but have the Christorical fugurehead Skyraider told where he got it? I know it´s husch husch but is it from a bloody hand, a burned out cabinet? Skyraider is truly a mythical one...
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One of the papers has "Recovery MGT Document" printed on the back, but I think for the sake of privacy skyraider wishes to not disclose his methods publicly. Although he may tell you if you ask him through PM's, though no guarantee on that and I am fine with keeping his trade secrets unknown.
 
deeman said:
As a guy with heavy ADD, i got my dark history from school, luckily and unlike Chris i chose to not live like an ass on this planet. What i´m trying to say is that i would prefer "newer" documents to have a chuckle off, because my own "disinterested" documents from the past prolly sucked like his. (Luckily my ADD gave me an burning interest for writing and reading, so i turned out well spoken atleast, but i used that mostly for making up curseword and pick up fights)
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Meh. Lots of people made mistakes in the past. Let's face it, we were all pretty stupid as teenagers. There's nothing wrong with that. But for Chris, high school was pretty much the only time he did any actual work. Sure, he went on to get his CADD degree, but that's it. He barely managed to pass community college after, what? Six years? And he never did anything else with that degree. He hasn't worked in the real world. I'm sure you've gone on to do much better things with your life. Most of us have. That's why I don't feel too bad laughing at Chris' high school work. Hell, the kid admits he spent most of his time reading Goosebumps and daydreaming about Bionic the Hedgehog. It makes his whole fetishization of high school that much funnier.
 
We had one class on puberty - mixed - and one on sex - segregated - in our second year. It was all very tastefull. We wouldn't be exposed to Wicked Willy - US members can Google it - 'til a free period in our forth year.
 
Altissimo said:
I'm not arguing with you in the slightest lol I'm just trying to rationalize America's bass-ackwards schooling system
when it comes to topics like that.
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I just assume its the creationists not wanting to talk about it unless it involves how the bible says it lets them kill people because of premarrital sex.
 
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I thought these days the schools send letters home for parents to let the teacher talk to their kids about it.

Like it is a touchy subject.
 
jharwel1 said:
I just assume its the creationists not wanting to talk about it unless it involves how the bible says it lets kill people because of premarrital sex.
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Thing that always amused me about Creationists is that they are stealing stories from the Torah, and yet there are so few Jews who would take any of those stories literally. Of course, you also have fundamentalist Protestants who believe that the King James Bible is the only True and Honest version of the Bible and that God's language is English, not Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek. You know, languages that were actually spoken in the Middle East at that time. Not to mention that they only take the parts of Leviticus they actually like (they'll use it to denounce homosexuality, but I don't see too many of them abstaining from pork, or stoning disobedient children).

Of course, they also only want their particular brand of Creationism taught in schools. I don't see too many of them agitating for public schools to teach that Odin and his siblings fashioned the earth out of the body of Ymir, or that Izanagi and Izanami gave birth to all the land, people and kami, or that people emerged from an earlier world as the Hopi believe. No, they only want their own, very narrowly specific interpretation of the Christian creation myth to be taught. Since they could easily have this taught to their own children at home or in church (after all, presumably Creationists go to a Creationist church), it seems to me the only reason they want it taught in schools is to indoctrinate other peoples' children instead.

Also kind of ironic because in my experience, fundamentalist Protestants and Evangelicals (especially white fundamentalist Protestants and Evangelicals) tend to be the same people who whine about multiculturalism being taught in schools.
 
Mogambo said:
Thing that always amused me about Creationists is that they are stealing stories from the Torah, and yet there are so few Jews who would take any of those stories literally. Of course, you also have fundamentalist Protestants who believe that the King James Bible is the only True and Honest version of the Bible and that God's language is English, not Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek. You know, languages that were actually spoken in the Middle East at that time. Not to mention that they only take the parts of Leviticus they actually like (they'll use it to denounce homosexuality, but I don't see too many of them abstaining from pork, or stoning disobedient children).

Of course, they also only want their particular brand of Creationism taught in schools. I don't see too many of them agitating for public schools to teach that Odin and his siblings fashioned the earth out of the body of Ymir, or that Izanagi and Izanami gave birth to all the land, people and kami, or that people emerged from an earlier world as the Hopi believe. No, they only want their own, very narrowly specific interpretation of the Christian creation myth to be taught. Since they could easily have this taught to their own children at home or in church (after all, presumably Creationists go to a Creationist church), it seems to me the only reason they want it taught in schools is to indoctrinate other peoples' children instead.

Also kind of ironic because in my experience, fundamentalist Protestants and Evangelicals (especially white fundamentalist Protestants and Evangelicals) tend to be the same people who whine about multiculturalism being taught in schools.
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holy shit wtf

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get back on topic what does this have to do with some random parenting class chris took
 
Null said:
holy shit wtf

:neckbeard:

get back on topic what does this have to do with some random parenting class chris took
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Just observations on fundamentalist Protestant/Evangelical Christianity and its influence in the US (and yes, I specify that because there are many denominations of Christianity, and they vary greatly from country to country). As a non-Christian, I find many of their beliefs rather amusing. Make of that whatever you will.
 
Mogambo said:
Just observations on fundamentalist Protestant/Evangelical Christianity and its influence in the US (and yes, I specify that because there are many denominations of Christianity, and they vary greatly from country to country). As a non-Christian, I find many of their beliefs rather amusing. Make of that whatever you will.
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Here, eat a sub :sub:
 
So I've been thinking. Maybe Chris didn't have a choice about taking this class. It's possible they either didn't trust him with the other options, or wanted to prepare him for independent living (:lol:) with cooking and potential 'tard babies with parenting.
 
I still think he took it because there were no prerequisites and he thought it would be an easy class.

And his gal pals may have been in the class as well.
 
Spergatron said:
Two stories:

When I was in 7th grade health class, we started talking about male and female anatomy. We had this girl who suddenly volunteered the information that she'd taken a frozen hotdog and jammed it in her vagina a few weeks beforehand, but part of it busted off, and she made her parents take her to the doctor to remove it. The ENTIRE class stared at her for that one, and she threatened that if anyone told anyone else at school about it she'd make the principle expel them. That girl went on to be a serious primadona in high school but that was special enough to stick with me to this day.

In 11th or 12th grade the health class we had a 25 year old football coach who was super cool as the teacher, and he announced ahead of time we were going to watch an hour long slideshow of advanced STDs. We told everyone about it and when the day came, there was a stream of students who came straight from lunch with their food and we had a life riffing of the slideshow by everyone.

IE apparently the school I went to was pretty awesome. Also your welcome for mental imagery.
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What does this have to do with chris....
 
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