Crime Passenger Puts The Ewwwww In Uber - Nurse, 46, pleasured self while seated next to driver

While taking an Uber home to his $655,000 townhouse, a Florida Man exposed his genitals and pleasured himself to completion, forcing the driver to clean up the mess left behind by his front seat passenger seat, police charge.

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According to court records, the driver picked up Jason Hagerty, 46, around 8:45 pm Saturday in Tampa and drove him to St. Petersburg (where Hagerty owns a residence with his husband).

While en route, Hagerty “displayed and exposed his penis” and proceeded to masturbate “the duration of the ride until arriving” home. The driver told cops he speaks no English and “was unable to tell the defendant to stop,” though he did use his phone to “record the defendant masturbating.”

The driver said that Hagerty ejaculated inside the vehicle. “In order to continue working,” the driver “had to personally clean the seminal fluid from his own vehicle,” a detective reported.

An arrest affidavit noted that there was a third “unknown person” in the vehicle’s backseat who “spoke up for the victim at the conclusion of the ride.” Police believe alcohol played a role in the incident.

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Hagerty, a licensed nurse practitioner, was arrested yesterday for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail. During a court hearing today, a judge ordered Hagerty released from custody on his own recognizance.

The judge directed Hagerty to have no contact with the driver. Additionally, the judge ruled that, “The defendant shall not use Uber, Lyft, ride share or any assisted means of transportation while case is pending.” (1 page)

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The driver told cops he speaks no English and “was unable to tell the defendant to stop,” though he did use his phone to “record the defendant masturbating.”
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This story has it all. Imagine him babbling incoherently in whatever random mud language while the guy spanked it with glee, giggling and tittering the entire time. That'd make a great virgin vs chad type meme.
 
I follow some Uber Instagram accounts here and there's a huge ass amount of women leaving period bloods or shitting themselves in the car :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:

Men just tend to either rob the drivers or puke or bring a paint can that isn't sealed so it pops open on the trunk.
DM me some accounts to follow. That sounds hilarious
 
While taking an Uber home to his $655,000 townhouse, a Florida Man exposed his genitals and pleasured himself to completion, forcing the driver to clean up the mess left behind by his front seat passenger seat, police charge.
I bet he didn't even give him a tip. I hope he had waterproof seat covers at least.
According to court records, the driver picked up Jason Hagerty, 46, around 8:45 pm Saturday in Tampa and drove him to St. Petersburg (where Hagerty owns a residence with his husband).
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The driver told cops he speaks no English and “was unable to tell the defendant to stop,” though he did use his phone to “record the defendant masturbating.”
I was going to call him a faggot for this but I guess video evidence is taken as a higher form of proof.
Men just tend to either rob the drivers or puke or bring a paint can that isn't sealed so it pops open on the trunk.
Paint can? In an Uber? Why in the world?
 
I follow some Uber Instagram accounts here and there's a huge ass amount of women leaving period bloods or shitting themselves in the car :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:

Men just tend to either rob the drivers or puke or bring a paint can that isn't sealed so it pops open on the trunk.
Since everyone seemd to be asking for accounts…mind sharing they sound funny
 
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