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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
When the Secret Service show up, answer the door naked with "Riden mit Herr Biden" written on your chest in lipstick and refer to yourself in the third person.

They love that.
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I am not terribly worried his PM subject line was the general Secret Service number so...ya know...And the messages have stopped so I guess he blew that load or is just pouring through my post history to try and figure out who I am which would probably work if I did not constantly put disinformation in my posts.

Goooooooooooooooooooooood luck faggot!
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
Oh shit guys...He finally got me...As a kid I inherited a bunch of my sister's Judy Blume novels and I thought they were okay when I was nine...

Please. Be gentle.

EVERY POST IS GOING HERE YOU FUCKING @zedkissed60 YOU MORON. I have posted nothing on this site I give a fuck about. Just post that shit here. Reach your hand up into the flapping skin of your scrotum and dig deep into your abdomen until you find the shriveled remnants of your testicles and attempt to be a fucking man.

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I know why he's so on you about those Judy Blume novels.

He was a Fourth Grade Nothing, and when he was all grown up, nothing had changed.
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
I am not terribly worried his PM subject line was the general Secret Service number so...ya know...And the messages have stopped so I guess he blew that load or is just pouring through my post history to try and figure out who I am which would probably work if I did not constantly put disinformation in my posts.

Goooooooooooooooooooooood luck faggot!
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> reg date 2020, kill yourself newfag

so instead of continuing a conversation via DMs like a big boy, you decided to post shit publicly because you're looking for validation and asspats. i feel you, dog.
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
I am not terribly worried his PM subject line was the general Secret Service number so...ya know...And the messages have stopped so I guess he blew that load or is just pouring through my post history to try and figure out who I am which would probably work if I did not constantly put disinformation in my posts.

Goooooooooooooooooooooood luck faggot!
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uh yeah, hi, secret service? this anonymous bowl of food on a retard tracking forum made my ass hurt, please shoot him for me, ok?
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
Thankfully no other faggots are joining the cause...Morons you might as well just post it here or in fagotdome because I am going to post every fucking message...morons.

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LOL...Hoes are definitely not mad...

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I cannot wait for you to report me to the Secret Service for posting on KiwiFarms.

I bet you can hear my boots shaking from the rest stop payphone. Now @zedkissed60 you better get back to sucking off truckers for $1 per pop.
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>he doesn't have a box of homemade 5.56x45mm rounds specifically for shooting politicians he dislikes
lol what a fucking faggot
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
Oh shit guys...He finally got me...As a kid I inherited a bunch of my sister's Judy Blume novels and I thought they were okay when I was nine...

Please. Be gentle.

EVERY POST IS GOING HERE YOU FUCKING @zedkissed60 YOU MORON. I have posted nothing on this site I give a fuck about. Just post that shit here. Reach your hand up into the flapping skin of your scrotum and dig deep into your abdomen until you find the shriveled remnants of your testicles and attempt to be a fucking man.

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There are many people here who think zed is an annoying faggot. Many people would love to jump on the chance to preserve his autism. This is not how you do it, this is how you make an ass out of yourself.

Nice going retard.
 
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@Bland Crumbs, The gist I've gotten from this is that you do nothing but post personal shit nobody asked for or cares about, how you desperately want to suck on trumps balls, and impotent power fantasies about hurting democrats. You have no sense of humor and love to use excess ellipses like a kid on deviantart who wants to seem cool. The only entertaining thing you've ever posted is this chimpout of yours.
The point I'm making here is that you're an autistic loser who needs to calm down. Maybe you can get the donald trump bath water you need and stop with the gay internet tough guy act.
 
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Son of Nothing said:
@Bland Crumbs, The gist I've gotten from this is that you do nothing but post personal shit nobody asked for or cares about, how you desperately want to suck on trumps balls, and impotent power fantasies about hurting democrats. You have no sense of humor and love to use excess ellipses like a kid on deviantart who wants to seem cool. The only entertaining thing you've ever posted is this chimpout of yours.
The point I'm making here is that you're an autistic loser who needs to calm down. Maybe you can get the donald trump bath water you need and stop with the gay internet tough guy act.
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Tl;dr
Lol calm down
 
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Son of Nothing said:
@Bland Crumbs, The gist I've gotten from this is that you do nothing but post personal shit nobody asked for or cares about, how you desperately want to suck on trumps balls, and impotent power fantasies about hurting democrats. You have no sense of humor and love to use excess ellipses like a kid on deviantart who wants to seem cool. The only entertaining thing you've ever posted is this chimpout of yours.
The point I'm making here is that you're an autistic loser who needs to calm down. Maybe you can get the donald trump bath water you need and stop with the gay internet tough guy act.
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CatParty said:
Tl;dr
Lol calm down
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i suppose catparty has a point

that is a tl; dr way of saying "you're a retard"
 
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Son of Nothing said:
@Bland Crumbs, The gist I've gotten from this is that you do nothing but post personal shit nobody asked for or cares about, how you desperately want to suck on trumps balls, and impotent power fantasies about hurting democrats. You have no sense of humor and love to use excess ellipses like a kid on deviantart who wants to seem cool. The only entertaining thing you've ever posted is this chimpout of yours.
The point I'm making here is that you're an autistic loser who needs to calm down. Maybe you can get the donald trump bath water you need and stop with the gay internet tough guy act.
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>Dude gets a bunch of assmad DMs and posts them
>He's the one chimping out
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It's no wonder half of you niggers are chatbanned.
 
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