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Austrian Conscript 1915 said:
The only developed nation to not have universal healthcare lol. I do remember that you agreed with me that, as a matter of fact, laws don't matter, the people that run the country matter. Anyways, I don't hate Americans but your political elite are doing weird shit with saturn, and the black cube. The US constitution enables them

I think you're taking this too personally. The US constitution enables pedophiles, ok
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People always say everyone hates Americans. As an American who has spent a lot of time travelling abroad, I just can't agree with this assessment.

We throw significant amounts of money around like it's nothing; it changes lives. Those of us who are in shape and lift are typically imposingly and impressively big to you; you think we're all soldiers. Our knowledge of combat, guns, and the outdoors astounds you; you could only imagine being allowed to learn to do these things by doing. Our teeth our as nice as your celebrities'. We eat and drink impressively like ancient conquerors, the Vikings or Huns. Our will and expectation for things to "work" shocks you with the wonders of the functionality of American society. We suffer insane injuries and are rapidly made whole bionically by our advanced medical system. We have the capability to and are willing to spend millions of dollars to keep even the working class alive for just another month. We live in houses at least 2x the size of yours controlling for social class. We make our own food, mine our own minerals, and create our own energy. We accept the best of your strivers into our country to join us and succeed beyond their upclassed former countrymen. We protect you from rough men with ours.

They love us.
 
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Austrian Conscript 1915 said:
The only developed nation to not have universal healthcare lol. I do remember that you agreed with me that, as a matter of fact, laws don't matter, the people that run the country matter. Anyways, I don't hate Americans but your political elite are doing weird shit with saturn, and the black cube. The US constitution enables them

I think you're taking this too personally. The US constitution enables pedophiles, ok
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Why do you post.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
Ah, the perfect number of posts.

Edit: Oh. I can't warn my own posts and finish the song.

FUCK.
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There's something immensely satisfying about watching a mod abuse his powers to shitpost and then combo-breaking his own shitposting spree by making a shitpost smugly remarking about said shitposting.
 
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Bender said:
There's something immensely satisfying about watching a mod abuse his powers to shitpost and then combo-breaking his own shitposting spree by making a shitpost smugly remarking about said shitposting.
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For anyone curious, the warnings are all empty so there's nothing to them except the message. I had no idea I couldn't apply a warning to my own messages, though. That's fucking bullshit I was so close.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
For anyone curious, the warnings are all empty so there's nothing to them except the message. I had no idea I couldn't apply a warning to my own messages, though. That's fucking bullshit I was so close.
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Bugged warning mechanics dood
Nothing i could do ack ack ack ack
Fucking null man
 
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It's HK-47 said:
For anyone curious, the warnings are all empty so there's nothing to them except the message. I had no idea I couldn't apply a warning to my own messages, though. That's fucking bullshit I was so close.
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I was trying to get this thread back on track about pasta, and then you had to go shitposting like a rapscallion.
 
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Assman said:
I was trying to get this thread back on track about pasta, and then you had to go shitposting like a rapscallion.
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Somehow, even though the forums are drowning in salt there's nobody really having any overt slap-fights so I haven't been able to push much into here, lately. There might be a lot in the official Doomposting thread but that thread's such a fucking mess that I'm not even attempting to moderate it.
 
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Gus said:
I shit you not, I've lost the exact same twenty dollar bill three times today. I keep false starting trips out to the corner store and then put it somewhere that I can't find it instead of in my pocket like a rational human being. If I get Alzheimer's in my later years, I probably won't be able to tell.
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Take that twenty dollars and buy yourself a wallet or a money clip.

e: nigger deleted his post
 
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Night said:
Take that twenty dollars and buy yourself a wallet or a money clip.
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I've also had this thread open for some hours ago didn't notice that it wasn't the general thread. My brain is fried from paperwork.
 
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Stoneheart said:
Thats Wrong... San Marino, Andorra, Switzerland, Monaco are all clearly older and havent changed they government more than the US in that time.

There are also plenty of other countries that are possible older, like the UK
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Yeah yeah yeah I knew someone was going to bring them up but wtf, you could fit all the people who live there into a high school gymnasium, fuck those people.
 
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