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I google image searched for hulk hogan eating ice cream, and this came up. Do you think I should switch my avatar to it, only add a MAGA hat to the kid crying?
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I once was a very stable genius, I got good grades in school, tested in the top percentile in math and reading comprehension, and was told what a very special boy I was.

Then I expected things to stay easy. I became very lazy since I could half ass my way through classes. If something wasn't easy then I didn't care to do it. So I didn't develop the skills and behaviors to do things that didn't come easy to me.

Still, I managed to half ass myself into a decent career by finding something that was easy for me that's in demand.

Now, I'm an overgrown slacker who never really learned to work hard, but who also has an overinflated sense of my own intelligence.

On top of that, I actually am smarter than average, so I'm used to being surrounded with people who are wrong or misinformed, thus I am stubborn due to previous experience going with the crowd and finding out I was right all along.

Also I smoked a shitload of weed, and did a fair amount of other drugs .

Finally, I came to kiwi farms to argue politics. So I'm retarded now, but is that because I came here? Or did I only come here because I'm retarded?
I love the Pastadome.

It even serves copypastas.
 
Yes! That'd come in handy on here
Found the post:
What I would give to kidnap a famous manlet and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a manlet? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other manlets to the death. just so many things I would do.
 
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