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What I would give to kidnap a famous manlet and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a manlet? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other manlets to the death. just so many things I would do.
 
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I think people are less pissed about the opinions and more about how he shows up in every coronavirus-thread to blindly call everyone manlets and cultists. He's basically a spambot in human form.
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Nah, people were legit reporting me to the admins for "being a shill". I only insult people after they insult me.

The right-wingers don't like their circlejerk being broken
 
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Funny thing is I actually agree that Albertans are a bunch of whiny fags, but at least they carry their weight unlike yourselves who are and have always been a massive burden. Look at your GDP relative to the population versus theirs, Quebec is fucking joke. Lazy fucking parasites that want everything given to them on a silver platter, think you're all "high culture" or something, gee I didn't realize slathering gravy and cheese on potatoes was so elegant! Hilarious how you just assume I live in Alberta though, you do realize that the entire country hates you right? It ain't just them.
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PL, faggot. My exGF is a rodeo chick from AL, who moved here. She was astonished when she did. Western yank-LARPING retards always think we are effete, darjeeling sipping beatniks, when nothing can be further than the truth. Maybe in the cities, but the Ouabbos (rednecks) up in these hills and mountains put you crybabies to shame. AND we mostly speak 2 languages when you tards can barely speak one. You unemployed , obese,cracksmoking rigmonkeys' time has passed. ALberta is literally worse than Manitoba. The asshole of the nation. Alberta and Saskatchewan is what hapens when you adopt every one of the very worst traits of Americans, without any of the good or great traits of Americans.Go cry, faggot.
 
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Rafal Gan Ganowicz said:
PL, faggot. My exGF is a rodeo chick from AL, who moved here. She was astonished when she did. Western yank-LARPING retards always think we are effete, darjeeling sipping beatniks, when nothing can be further than the truth. Maybe in the cities, but the Ouabbos (rednecks) up in these hills and mountains put you crybabies to shame. AND we mostly speak 2 languages when you tards can barely speak one. You unemployed , obese,cracksmoking rigmonkeys' time has passed. ALberta is literally worse than Manitoba. The asshole of the nation. Alberta and Saskatchewan is what hapens when you adopt every one of the very worst traits of Americans, without any of the good or great traits of Americans.Go cry, faggot.
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lol imagine being Canadian
 
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Story time about a lolcow I know IRL.

At my gym, there is this guy who is worth telling you guys about. He is Indian, autistic (I am pretty sure) and on a steroid cycle.

He takes his shirt off at the gym (against the rules right now), and he is pretty built. However, he has varicose veins all over his chest and arms, along with a lot of bacne. Now, guys on cycle at the gym isn't all that weird, but what's weird about him is that he works out to South Park on his phone. All he does, is play South Park. Without headphones, playing on speakers. He laughs all the time, too. Every few sets he will go to the mirrors and just laugh. Like, he looks at himself and giggles uncontrollably. When he does talk to someone he knows, he only has one tone (similar to Jason Genova and Chris Chan).

If you work out within 30 feet of him, you will know. He wears a ton of cologne. And not just any cologne, but cologne an 80 year old man would wear to church. By a ton of cologne, I mean you can legit smell it from 30 feet away. If you are at the station next to him, you won't be able to breathe. One time, I was on the stair master and he went on the one next to me. I could hear South Park pretty clearly over my own music and almost passed out from the cologne smell.

Why am I telling you guys this? I needed a place to tell this story. I've been sitting on it for a while
 
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