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SIGSEGV said:
C++: 
#include <array>
#include <vector>
#include <string>
#include <string_view>
#include <random>
#include <iostream>

std::string generate_insult(std::mt19937& rgen){
    std::vector<std::string_view> insults = {
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
        "jabroni"
    };

    const unsigned insult_count = (rgen() % insults.size()) + 1;

    std::string insult;
    for(unsigned i = 0; i < insult_count; ++i){
        unsigned idx = rgen() % insults.size();
        insult += " " + std::string(insults[idx]);
        insults.erase(insults.begin() + idx, insults.begin() + idx + 1);
    }
    insult += 's';
    return insult;
}

std::string generate_HHH_post(std::mt19937& rgen){

    std::array<std::string_view, 5> excuses = {
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!"
    };

    std::string_view excuse = excuses[rgen() % excuses.size()];
    return "A&H posters are just a bunch of" + ::generate_insult(rgen) + " and " + std::string(excuse);
}

int main(){
    std::random_device rdev;
    //use random device noise to seed PRNG
    std::mt19937 rgen(rdev());

    std::cout << ::generate_HHH_post(rgen) << '\n';
    return 0;
}
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This is nice, but this should be written in C. Low level languages are more in line with what Hulkamania is all about
 
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SIGSEGV said:
I didn't feel like dealing with malloc and realloc just for a shitpost, but since I have nothing better to do, I might just give it a go.
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I am kind of honored that @FreeYourDoodies is so mad at me for not liking Trump that they wrote a whole program just to imitate me.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
I didn't feel like dealing with malloc and realloc just for a shitpost, but since I have nothing better to do, I might just give it a go.
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Hogan needs no fancy dynamic allocation:

C: 
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

#define EXCS_LEN 5
const char* const EXCS[] = {
    "you're all hypocrites!",
    "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
    "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
    "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
    "neg rating me proves I'm right!"
};

#define INSLTS_LEN 5
const char* INSLTS[] = {
    "manlet",
    "incel",
    "virgin",
    "loser",
    "basement dweller"
};

int main() {
    srand(time(NULL));
    printf("A&H posters are just a bunch of");
    int r;
    for (int i=0; i <= rand() % INSLTS_LEN; i++) {
        do {
            r = rand() % INSLTS_LEN;
        } while(INSLTS[r] == 0);
        printf(" %s", INSLTS[r]);
        INSLTS[r] = 0;
    }
    printf("s and %s\n", EXCS[rand() % EXCS_LEN]);
   
    return 0;
}
 
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garakfan69 said:
Hogan needs no fancy dynamic allocation:

C: 
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

#define EXCS_LEN 5
const char* const EXCS[] = {
    "you're all hypocrites!",
    "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
    "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
    "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
    "neg rating me proves I'm right!"
};

#define INSLTS_LEN 5
const char* INSLTS[] = {
    "manlet",
    "incel",
    "virgin",
    "loser",
    "basement dweller"
};

int main() {
    srand(time(NULL));
    printf("A&H posters are just a bunch of");
    int r;
    for (int i=0; i <= rand() % INSLTS_LEN; i++) {
        do {
            r = rand() % INSLTS_LEN;
        } while(INSLTS[r] == 0);
        printf(" %s", INSLTS[r]);
        INSLTS[r] = 0;
    }
    printf("s and %s\n", EXCS[rand() % EXCS_LEN]);
  
    return 0;
}
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That's cool, but you can't pass the post around as a char* if you just send it directly to standard output. Get a load of this autism:
C: 
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <string.h>

static char* generate_insult(void){
#define NUM_INSULTS 6
        const char *insults[] = {
                "manlet",
                "incel",
                "virgin",
                "loser",
                "basement dweller",
                "jabroni"
        };
        const unsigned insult_len = (rand() % NUM_INSULTS) + 1;

        /* average length (including null terminator) of string literals in array is 8.5 characters */
        size_t bytes_allocated = 10 * insult_len + 1;
        char *insult_str = malloc(bytes_allocated + 1);
        if(!insult_str)
                return NULL;
        /* make sure first byte is a null terminator */
        insult_str[0] = '\0';

        for(unsigned i = 0; i < insult_len; ++i){
                unsigned idx;
                do{
                        idx = rand() % NUM_INSULTS;
                } while(insults[idx] == NULL);
                /* expand the allocated memory block if necessary */
                if(strlen(insult_str) + strlen(insults[idx]) + 2 > bytes_allocated){
                        char *ptr = realloc(insult_str, bytes_allocated + strlen(insults[idx]));
                        if(ptr){
                                bytes_allocated = bytes_allocated + strlen(insults[idx]);
                                insult_str = ptr;
                        } else{
                                free(insult_str);
                                return NULL;
                        }
                }

                char *offset = insult_str + strlen(insult_str);
                sprintf(offset, " %s", insults[idx]);
                insults[idx] = NULL;
        }
        if(strlen(insult_str) + 2 > bytes_allocated){
                char *ptr = realloc(insult_str, bytes_allocated + 1);
                if(ptr){
                        ++bytes_allocated;
                        insult_str = ptr;
                } else{
                        free(insult_str);
                        return NULL;
                }
        }
        size_t offset = strlen(insult_str);
        insult_str[offset] = 's';
        insult_str[offset + 1] = '\0';
        return insult_str;
}

char* generate_HHH_post(void){
#define NUM_EXCUSES 5
        char *excuses[NUM_EXCUSES] = {
                "you're all hypocrites",
                "if Trump did this you'd love it",
                "I only respond because you keep tagging me",
                "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed",
                "neg rating me proves I'm right"
        };

        //seed PRNG with current time
        srand(time(NULL));
        char *insult = generate_insult();
        if(!insult)
                return NULL;
        const size_t insult_len = strlen(insult);

        const char *excuse = excuses[rand() % NUM_EXCUSES];
        const size_t excuse_len = strlen(excuse);
        const size_t post_len = sizeof("A&H posters are just a bunch of") - 1 + insult_len + sizeof(" and ") - 1 + excuse_len + sizeof("!");

        char *post_str = malloc(post_len);
        if(!post_str){
                free(insult);
                return NULL;
        }
        sprintf(post_str, "A&H posters are just a bunch of%s and %s!", insult, excuse);
        free(insult);
        return post_str;

}

int main(void){
        char *HHH_post = generate_HHH_post();
        if(!HHH_post){
                fprintf(stderr, "Unable to allocate memory!\n");
                return -1;
        }
        printf("%s\n", HHH_post);
        free(HHH_post);
        return 0;
}
 
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What's your opinion on zoodles?
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Grumpy said:
What's your opinion on zoodles?
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Obviously it doesn't count as pasta, but if people are using it to replace pasta for low-carb diets then I'll begrudgingly give it a pass. It's not bad when served in a tomato-based sauce with some red or orange peppers and diced chicken.

Fun fact, you call them zucchinis, hence zoodles, but here they're called courgettes so we call it courgetti.
 
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Bender said:
Obviously it doesn't count as pasta, but if people are using it to replace pasta for low-carb diets then I'll begrudgingly give it a pass. It's not bad when served in a tomato-based sauce with some red or orange peppers and diced chicken.

Fun fact, you call them zucchinis, hence zoodles, but here they're called courgettes so we call it courgetti.
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Courgetti sounds better.
 
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