Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Shut your whore mouth, slut, OH! Canada!! is ranked 10th largest economy over russia, how dare you say such things about our mother Canadisia. If you so much as dare come into our majestic forests I will knife your fucking eye out with my blade and scrape the back of your skull with my teeth. We are a gentle and kind people with a booming economy, and when the globe warms up you bitches will be begging to come up here. When you do be ready because the fucking knife is coming for your eye socket you piece of fucking shit.

 

[7he47r0n]

Imagine it this way. Suppose someone enslaved you. And you had the slightest opportunity. What would you do to them? I can't imagine any limits on what I'd do to someone who did that to me.

My grandfather was in a forced labour camp during World War II, for three years total. When the army liberated the camp, one of the soldiers, a countryman, gave him a pistol and told him to make it quick. He then went over to every German soldier who tormented and berated him, and shot them in the back of the head. Then the soldier asked if he wanted to "visit" one of those soldier's families, since they lived nearby.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

My grandfather was in a forced labour camp during World War II, for three years total. When the army liberated the camp, one of the soldiers, a countryman, gave him a pistol and told him to make it quick. He then went over to every German soldier who tormented and berated him, and shot them in the back of the head. Then the soldier asked if he wanted to "visit" one of those soldier's families, since they lived nearby.

*everyone stands up and claps*

SO BRAVE!, SO TRUE!

 

[Rekkington]

My grandfather was in a forced labour camp during World War II, for three years total. When the army liberated the camp, one of the soldiers, a countryman, gave him a pistol and told him to make it quick. He then went over to every German soldier who tormented and berated him, and shot them in the back of the head. Then the soldier asked if he wanted to "visit" one of those soldier's families, since they lived nearby.

It's cool how your grandfather, and nobody else at the camp, was encouraged to do a war crime and nobody cared. Did he get to go visit the families that he murdered? I assume he had sex with all their wives.

 

[Linako 2.0]

It's cool how your grandfather, and nobody else at the camp, was encouraged to do a war crime and nobody cared. Did he get to go visit the families that he murdered? I assume he had sex with all their wives.

When me great granpappy was a PoW, he was liberated he was given the chance to rape his captor's wives.
He said "they're fat and I would not have sex with them lmao" and proceded to make topics about them on the kiwi HAM Farms.
Everyone got a winner rating that day

 

[7he47r0n]

It's cool how your grandfather, and nobody else at the camp, was encouraged to do a war crime and nobody cared. Did he get to go visit the families that he murdered? I assume he had sex with all their wives.

You really don't know a lot about what was happening on the Eastern Front, do you? The term "war crime" applied only to the Germans. For the rest it was simple justice.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

My grandfather was in a forced labour camp during World War II, for three years total. When the army liberated the camp, one of the soldiers, a countryman, gave him a pistol and told him to make it quick. He then went over to every German soldier who tormented and berated him, and shot them in the back of the head. Then the soldier asked if he wanted to "visit" one of those soldier's families, since they lived nearby.

That didn't happen.

 

[Linako 2.0]

That didn't happen.

It was real in his mind

 

[7he47r0n]

It was real in his mind

Right. Because lynches and spontaneous executions on lands liberated from Nazi Germany occupation were definitely NOT a common occurrence, especially on those territories "liberated" by the Red Army. I love historical illiteracy.

 

[Rekkington]

You really don't know a lot about what was happening on the Eastern Front, do you? The term "war crime" applied only to the Germans. For the rest it was simple justice.

Is there a way to check someone's "Early Life" section on KF?

 

[Merry]

Right. Because lynches and spontaneous executions on lands liberated from Nazi Germany occupation were definitely NOT a common occurrence, especially on those territories "liberated" by the Red Army. I love historical illiteracy.

Did any other relatives get frozen solid by Hitler himself and smashed into a billion pieces in front of your grandparents?

 

[Linako 2.0]

Right. Because lynches and spontaneous executions on lands liberated from Nazi Germany occupation were definitely NOT a common occurrence, especially on those territories "liberated" by the Red Army. I love historical illiteracy.

Cry all you want faggot, but you and I both know WWII was just a hoax to sell mpre wartime films amd create a cinematic universe to last a century

 

[7he47r0n]

Did any other relatives get frozen solid by Hitler himself and smashed into a billion pieces in front of your grandparents?

Cry all you want faggot, but you and I both know WWII was just a hoax to sell mpre wartime films amd create a cinematic universe to last a century

I love how both of my friends in these quotes immediately escape towards absurdist humour, since they truly are illiterate when it comes to history, and have no leg to stand on. I accept your gracious surrender. Keep calm, and carry on.

 

[Merry]

I love how both of my friend in these quotes immediately escape towards the absurd, since they truly are illiterate when it comes to history, and have no leg to stand on.

We don't care lmao, you brought up a ridiculous powerlevel story in a thread about a trial and you're getting mocked for it. Deal with it.

 

[7he47r0n]

We don't care lmao, you brought up a ridiculous powerlevel story in a thread about a trial and you're getting mocked for it. Deal with it.

You care enough to reply, since having the last word is literally the only thing you can accomplish. As to "power levelling" - yes, I'm sure killing a German during World War II is something so unique that not a single family in Europe has a relative who has done it.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I love how both of my friends in these quotes immediately escape towards absurdist humour, since they truly are illiterate when it comes to history, and have no leg to stand on. I accept your gracious surrender. Keep calm, and carry on.

>Heh, I am literate, making me le superior.
And just like that, the redditor is exposed

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

I love how both of my friends in these quotes immediately escape towards absurdist humour, since they truly are illiterate when it comes to history, and have no leg to stand on. I accept your gracious surrender. Keep calm, and carry on.

AUTISTIC

 

[Merry]

You care enough to reply, since having the last word is literally the only thing you can accomplish.

Lmfao what? Nigger talk about the trial, this isn't about you or your Star of David shaped ego. Serious Reddit mindset here.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

You really don't know a lot about what was happening on the Eastern Front, do you? The term "war crime" applied only to the Germans. For the rest it was simple justice.

I'm just glad Week 2 is kicking off holocaust survivor LARPing.

 

[Duck Duck TUUURN]

You care enough to reply, since having the last word is literally the only thing you can accomplish. As to "power levelling" - yes, I'm sure killing a German during World War II is something so unique that not a single family in Europe has a relative who has done it.

For what it's worth, I liked your story about your grandpa and now that I've read it I think you are extremely awesome.