Pathways / Shout Out UK - Don't commit British Wrongthink or else you will get a purple haired artgirl!

[Borealis]

I feel the sudden need to Chud.

"Chud" is now not only an adjective, but a verb as well.

 

[Rabbi Yeshua Moon]

We're a nation of genetically defective alcoholics who long ago abandoned any real notion of any sort of glimmer of freedom we pretended we had. We have a sort of mantra: "could be worse", even in the face of evidence to the contrary. In short, this country is filled with apathetic dimwits.

Or my favorite shitpost, about how the best Anglo genetic stock left the YooKay to settle North America, and the dregs are what was left.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

The Bri'ish government spent taxpayer money to get chuds to simp for a 2D dangerhair and this is deeply amusing to me.

 

[TopTierHealer]

In the ending where you have Charlie actually give a shit about his own nation, he and Amelia are arrested.

So Amelia wasn't a fed in the end, as Johnny Silverhand put it: "That's a ride or die chick right there".

 

[Nickel Silver]

The Bri'ish government spent taxpayer money to get chuds to simp for a 2D dangerhair and this is deeply amusing to me.

It's not the hair color, it's the allegiance.

Pit the dangerhairs against what's actually wrong with society and their single-minded fanaticism becomes far more palatable.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Lmao

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2VSP7diyCGg

it breached containment!
congrats @Bruno Powroznik

 

[Evil Whitey]

Can you even make shitpost games like this with C? I'm curious. I know Minecraft was originally made with Java, which is not a game dev language afaik.

As long as a language is Turing Complete, you can make literally anything with it. You could make games in x86 Assembly, meme languages like Brainfuck (code looks like <<<><<<<><<<>>><<><<<<), or old languages like Fortran

 

[AfroMegan]

I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways" which you can download and play below.

its fully voice acted ;^) and has 3 endings.

will take like 10 minutes to get all endings

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builds for windows, mac and linux included

EDIT

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything. no idea how long this will last lol

https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

EDIT 2

Fixed the spelling mistakes.

I would give you two medals, if I could.

 

[Taxes]

It's actually quite nice! Besides the amusing concept, I genuinely enjoy the art. The backgroubds feel almost gouache-adjacent, the subjects (food & characters) are very expresive and accurate despite the lack of typical details (like eyes or texture), and Amelia isn't a red-herring. The Chud ending was the only good ending & I found myself only struggling with one choice: to click the link or not (as I didn't know if Charlie had a VPN or not by then). Very good, especially as a single person project.

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

You'd have to buy the company to do this:
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At the very least there are alternative brands that make the same boot, namely Solovair and Gripfast. In exchange for the yellow stitching you get better construction and you're not supporting a faggy company.

You see, they used an alt girl for the "radical extremist" because the entire game is actually a subtle reference to 1984. You, the protagonist, encounter a woman who externally seems to be for the ruling ideology, but as it turns out, she's against it, and you and the protagonist collaborate in secret and meet up with an underground group. In the end you even get sent to a re-education center.

As long as it doesn't include the weird NTR moment where it turns out Amelia has been with dozens of men before Charlie, with her first being a 60 year old when she was 16.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I find it really funny that this originates from Yorkshire (the narrator for the game has a really thick Yorkshire accent, too) and that this is what the UK Home Office spends its money on. Imagine calling yourself a "country" and your homeland defense department does this instead of keeping citizens safe.

 

[King of Kings]

Literally arrested for giving fliers, what a joke of a country. The aristocracy and muslims raping children is ignored by the police, but king forbid you tell others something that isn't approved by the two.

By the way this is presented I am relatively certain that the All-Yookay Academy of Professional Mediciners and Witch Doctors will be reviving 'Sluggish schizophrenia' as a mental diagnosis in a year or two.

Even in the bad ending they have to present everything through this moronic therapy speak. Instead of something like "Charlie and Amelia were arrested for promoting extremist ideas" It has to be "By not accepting help in time Charlie had given themselves an opportunity to break the law...", the old hag that wrote this probably genuinely believes this kind of horseshit.

Whenever I hear about Britain it makes me sad because it's so hopeless. At least when America boils over the population is so heavily armed and the country is so huge that the playing field will be mostly even. Britain (and Europe to a lesser degree) is all one big death camp, government has all the weapons and a million cameras everywhere. I don't have a witty ending.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Archiving here, genuinely had to replay it 5 times to make sure I wasn't hallucinating

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I for one hope the raping of everyone involved with this shit is livestreamed. Donations go to baby showers for white parents of white kids in the UK.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

By the way this is presented I am relatively certain that the All-Yookay Academy of Professional Mediciners and Witch Doctors will be reviving 'Sluggish schizophrenia' as a mental diagnosis in a year or two.
Even in the bad ending they have to present everything through this moronic therapy speak. Instead of something like "Charlie and Amelia were arrested for promoting extremist beliefs." It has to be "By not accepting help in time Charlie had given themselves an opportunity to break the law...".

It's literal newspeak tenet of "remove negativity from sentences" like undoubleplusgood.

 

[Jormungand]

It's hilarious how badly the UK government failed in its attempt to brainwash its own people with this game, especially when they decided to make Amelia.

The cute goth girl, the UK wants you to hate for the sin of being "radical" and "racist", but it fails because Amelia is saying everything the UK citizens want to hear after suffering from mass migration and being forced against their will to be "politically correct" at all times, or else they'll be arrested.
Thus, the character blew up in popularity, episcally online.

Here's the video for full context.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am positively surprised the game is still available, even though it has been unlisted.

 

[Gap Hag]

Chudways is currently on the "New and Popular" page of itch.io

https://archive.ph/EzrCG

this is the game right next to it

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As a reminder multiple people asked itch.io before for a filter for tags so they could avoid viewing gay shit and the staff basically said "sorry too hard lmao!"

 

[Waffle Iron]

I mean, I just figured it'd be too archaic in terms of architecture and as a non-OOP language to allow for modern game development

In the end, all programs are line of instructions for the processor to do. Different languages just change how you write the instructions (code) on the human side (and potentially how efficient the conversion to computer code is).

His or her capital city has been conquered to the point that they're 30% of the population there now.

Don't forget UK's GDP is very lopsided from who earns it. A lot of money is made in the City. Places in the north are just hollow shells of industrial cities. They don't have a lot of cultural, economic or political capital.

 

[innocent jogger]

I mean, I just figured it'd be too archaic in terms of architecture and as a non-OOP language to allow for modern game development. I'm using it in college for microcontrollers, but that's a different thing to fully developed games on powerful modern microprocessors.

Pack up thy anime girl avatar and lock the door on your way out.

We're a nation of genetically defective alcoholics who long ago abandoned any real notion of any sort of glimmer of freedom we pretended we had. We have a sort of mantra: "could be worse", even in the face of evidence to the contrary. In short, this country is filled with apathetic dimwits.

I'm a BurgerGunistanian, born and raised, but I grew up also watching a shit ton of 70's-90's BBC shows () and I can say...that makes a lot of sense!

 

[Waffle Iron]

How to get Amelia GF:

Put down a st george's cross on the floor. (a big one)
Take 4 candles, carve the letters A, K, I, P in them, this spells out the forbidden word PAKI, and prevents bad spirits from getting close
Put the candles at the 4 ends of the cross
Put your bed on the flag
Put on your nicest union jack cover on the bed
Lay on top of your bed
Wait for Big Ben to strike 12 times to signal midnight
Call out to Amelia, share your sick fantasies, spreading pamphlets, going after paki rapists, culling the government, anything.
If all went well you will wake up next to your Amelia, else, repeat the process

She's right beside King Arthur in avalon, waiting to return