Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Balldo's Gate said:
Thank you for the informative summary. This would have taken an hour or more of listening to various unlistenable streams trying to piece together what happened, along with about a dozen assaults on the ears with renditions of "Waahhwww".
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There were so many hilariously awful mistakes made and tons of details I left out to try to keep it at least somewhat concise. The bottom line is that Zumock served Melton and his MAP brigade this utter failure on a silver platter. Melton’s still a disgusting sack of shit (as is Doom), but Zumock deserves zero sympathy.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Chad is an alcoholic and his way of handling his failure is to blame everyone else and drink. He’s his own worst enemy. He deserves his own KF thread honestly.
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I knew it was a smart idea to say I kinda like Chad, but that I would probably end up having to change my opinion at some point.

Unfortunate.

Still, he probably remains the most tolerable of anybody in the Dabbleverse.

God, the Dabbleverse is such a cluster of AIDS and fail. Who watches this shit? WHY do they watch this shit?
 
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Captain Manning said:
I knew it was a smart idea to say I kinda like Chad, but that I would probably end up having to change my opinion at some point.

Unfortunate.

Still, he probably remains the most tolerable of anybody in the Dabbleverse.

God, the Dabbleverse is such a cluster of AIDS and fail. Who watches this shit? WHY do they watch this shit?
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Have you seen chad recently, he has lost a ton of weight, looks good and cut out the booze. Sorry I 1000 percent believe the queen and his tard fans did this and Kevin Brennan is a fucking tard, he posts anti semite shit all over his stupid twitter. I mean if your entire business model is grifting rich super chatters you might not want to go after jews LOL
 
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hunchbacksrus said:
Have you seen chad recently, he has lost a ton of weight, looks good and cut out the booze.
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He gets drunk as soon as something doesn’t go his way. Says he’s hungover today and plans to be drunk every night for the immediate future. He will never press the learn button.

And the above has zero to do with the fact that he failed to organize this event properly.
hunchbacksrus said:
Sorry I 1000 percent believe the queen and his tard fans did this and Kevin Brennan is a fucking tard, he posts anti semite shit all over his stupid twitter. I mean if your entire business model is grifting rich super chatters you might not want to go after jews LOL
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Chad still didn’t organize the event properly, thereby serving Melton and his MAP army victory on a silver platter. This is ALL Chad.

Chad, of course, is now blaming it on Ray DeVito. It’s hard to keep up with all his fucking lies.
 
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johnnynoname said:
He FAWKIN RAN to a drink as soon as shit went tumbling down.

Now-I don’t get that

Then again I’m not an alcoholic
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He’s a big fucking baby. It’s not complicated. Same reason he blames others for his own mistakes. It’s hard to blame Melton for clowning him incessantly when Chad gives him so much material to work with. Anyone who supports Chad and that faggot Chow is just ensuring Melton has content for eternity.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
He gets drunk as soon as something doesn’t go his way. Says he’s hungover today and plans to be drunk every night for the immediate future. He will never press the learn button.

And the above has zero to do with the fact that he failed to organize this event properly.

Chad still didn’t organize the event properly, thereby serving Melton and his MAP army victory on a silver platter. This is ALL Chad.

Chad, of course, is now blaming it on Ray DeVito. It’s hard to keep up with all his fucking lies.
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I blame the event more on KB, he never even talked to chad about making it. work, trust me i know what he is like is so stupid and paranoid he is impossible to work with, all he wants to do is sit there and say anti semite shit and read his paypigs super chats, now saying Chad doing the event with KB was dumb to begin with, that i can agree with!
 
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Charlie Delicious said:
You'd think a 50 year old kleptomaniac would have more interesting things to say.
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It’s a moot point (specially for any dabbleverse a-log) but Chad is oddly asexual/an incel.

People know what I’m talking about too


It’s weird because he has all the charm of a date rapist, and yet also he seems like a guy who doesn’t show any interest in having sex at all.

And no- he doesn’t give off gay vibes. I should know because I’m a huge faggot
 
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Charlie Delicious said:
I think you mean Boring. He's the most boring of anybody in the Dabbleverse.
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No, that's actually... ironically enough... Aaron. I can't watch anything STMS outside of short pre-prepared clips. STMS is boring as shit. Aaron's most dedicated alogs have to be autistic to put up with watching him. Find a more entertaining/interesting cow, FFS.

Chad going in on Nick when Nick was was in his chat was fucking hilarious and savage. I wasn't the only one that felt that way either. It ruffled enough feathers to where elb's clip of it got struck by somebody and her appeal was denied. It was possibly even stuck by Nick himself.

Aaron/STMS can't make me laugh. His show alternates between making me want to slap him, or fall asleep.

Melton/NLO certainly can't make me laugh. He makes me want to see him lying in a pool of his own blood after he starts in on his pedo shit.

But I'll grant you this: When it comes to the Dabbleverse, I think it's a lot like the Special Olympics really. Even if you win...
 
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Captain Manning said:
Chad going in on Nick when Nick was was in his chat was fucking hilarious and savage.
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Let me reiterate

Chad is a criminal, and a drunk

However he is a KANG in the dabbleverse, and the least biggest scumbag there

His oafishness is ironically a redeeming quality.

As a related aside, Ray devito (in spite of being a simpleton, and a “nice guy”) is extremely detestable

EDIT: Melton and Steel toe are the legit bottom of the dabbleverse with Aaron just coming off as a tad bit better than THE QUEEN!!
 
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johnnynoname said:
EDIT: Melton and Steel toe are the legit bottom of the dabbleverse with Aaron just coming off as a tad bit better than THE QUEEN!!
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How can he not? He hasn't spent YEARS making gross jokes about loving CP, and wanting to rape kids.

And no, it didn't just start with Aaron to "get a rise out of him," as we have clips of him doing it from over a decade ago to nobody in particular.

And no, I don't care about "Uncle Paul." Even Cumia now admits that shit isn't funny anymore.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes all the difference.
 
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johnnynoname said:
However he is a KANG in the dabbleverse, and the least biggest scumbag there
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I assure you he is a Kang of nothing in the dribbleverse.

Chad's kept afloat by dreams of a drunk ass Nick Swardson asking him to open for him one night a year in Mississippi.

Have you ever watched his live walking around live shows? Dude cant walk and read at the same time.
 
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And even with that being true, he is the top dawg in the dabbleverse
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As the one who dabbles in speaking English he is wastly superior to the one who dabbles in ethical AI generated CP, or the one who dabbles in dosing his daughter with coke.

A random hydrant would be a better human than 99% of the Dabbleverse.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
As the one who dabbles in speaking English he is wastly superior to the one who dabbles in ethical AI generated CP, or the one who dabbles in dosing his daughter with coke.

A random hydrant would be a better human than 99% of the Dabbleverse.
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and I WOULD argue a hydrant that has been shit and pissed on by a dog would be better.

BTW anyone see melton on piggy show today LOL when he isnt in his dark dungeon studio he is literally the ugliest ginger fat fuck i have ever seen totally disgusting.
 
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How hard is it to understand anyone in the "dabblesphere" is literally fucking retarded, a piece of shit, and can't possibly be taken seriously.

The only reason they aren't all lolcows is most of them are so goddamn fucking dumb and boring they aren't even worth laughing at, just ignoring.
 
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I honestly don't understand how people can watch this garbage. I tried to listen to MAPton and STMS, I checked out after 5 minutes.
Kino Casino with their WHAOOOOHHHWOOOO DING DING DING BUDDY METOKURR MASACHIST FOR ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS is more tolerable than this trash.

Though I bet they feel the same about lolcows like Ethan Ralph and Galaxy gaskieta. What do I know.
 
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