Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

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billydero said:
I think there should be a KiwiFarms :autism: Most Very Super Autistic award for the Furries we laugh at. I bet those would catch on with the mainstream in a way the Ursa Majors want to, but never can, never will.

EDIT: Morning zoo shows like KROQ's Kevin and Bean, and late night comedians like Jimmy Kimmel (who come to think is a Kevin and Bean alumnus) have mocked furries and would probably go for a Most Spergy Furry awards. I wonder what it would take to get them on board with that?
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I donno, how would one gauge the winner? Aren't they all losers in the end?
Wonder what the prize would be? A statue of a disney character with some fetishes added on. Or, perhaps a used fucksuit to add to their collection?
 
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CanofSoda said:
Looks like Dogpatch's and Deo's autistic war against alt-furry is still on-going.

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/969436563879862272
http://archive.is/vqsC5

Screenshots from his tweet:

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He archived the tweet.
http://archive.is/kR1Km

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^link from above tweet
http://dogpatch.press/2017/08/23/furries-resist-hate/
http://archive.is/TtIN1

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^link to shared tweet above
https://twitter.com/DeoTasDevil/status/879540692531523584
http://archive.is/KwYzL

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Video Dogpatch posted from above tweet. To Staff: If you want this video to be rehosted, just let me know, because I already have it saved.
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To be fair I do think it's funny how Alt Furry keeps trying to sweep this under the rug and be like, "WE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN!"
 
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dogpatch is treating the zaush drama as his scoop and claiming he has more knowledge of the circumstances crossover: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zaush-adam-wan.34183/page-7
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http://archive.is/7qb3A
http://archive.is/2lmNK
 
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With how quickly the Zaush shit hit the fan, I sincerely hope Pat does do an article about it. Add fuel to the fire and all that.
 
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Something tells me Dogpatch hasn't read enough Kiwi Farms yet. There's a difference between Russian bots and NEETs living in a basement.
First Patrick RT'd this.
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https://archive.fo/2YShm

Then he provided a new hot take, forgetting that Len's not a Russian, and that foreign artists are commonly commissioned by furries either on a budget or who want the Asian "style".
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When questioned, Dogpatch chimped.
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https://archive.fo/tERHp
 
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I dunno, if Russia was going to try and dupe a subculture somewhere for some reason, the furry fandom would be the easiet target to try. Those dumbasses spend thousands of dollars on fuckin' glorified mascot outfits.
 
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Golden Compass said:
I dunno, if Russia was going to try and dupe a subculture somewhere for some reason, the furry fandom would be the easiet target to try. Those dumbasses spend thousands of dollars on fuckin' glorified mascot outfits.
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I guess if Neo-Nazis use weeaboos for recruitment then it's possible that Russian hackers would use AltFurry for the same thing.

I figured Neo-Nazis were more desperate though.
 
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Steve Winwood said:
that blog post was a great summary of the drama. Also, I really hope there is an atomwaffen tie-in with altfurry since those guys seem to be the only people as immediately willing to join kf and start replying in their own thread as the altfurries.


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I found this horrifying photo of dogpatch upclose and I noticed he has pieces of flair and also bandanas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code I wonder what sexual indulgences he is signalling? the wiki has a code from a 1983 book and it doesnt even mention pink so I'm sure he subscribes to something more recent and online.

Also, the flair reminds me of:
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Eh, could just be because dogs are associated with bandanas? It’s kind of a thing...

Stock Photo James said:
Every image I googled said it means sex toys.
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...oh. Now I see the one on his arm. Wow, this is like a gross version of fan language or the language of the flowers.

CIA Nigger said:
Something tells me Dogpatch hasn't read enough Kiwi Farms yet. There's a difference between Russian bots and NEETs living in a basement.
First Patrick RT'd this.
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https://archive.fo/2YShm

Then he provided a new hot take, forgetting that Len's not a Russian, and that foreign artists are commonly commissioned by furries either on a budget or who want the Asian "style".
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When questioned, Dogpatch chimped.
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Sorry guys, I’ve been a Russian spy all along.

And does he not realize that bots are pretty noticeable? When you have a bot, they don’t.... type like a person. I seriously doubt there is any crossover between the alt-furs and Russian bots.
 
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