Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

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Indeed. And that’s one of the things that worries me a little bit about a Bernie presidency; if his ideas and proposals fail to pass, does that mean his followers then take to the streets to try and get it done by force?

... Not that furries are that effective at getting anything done but, I’m thinking of Bernies more competent and more rabid followers. The furries would just be their cannon fodder, I’m sure and Deos fat ass makes a good human shield.
You ever been to a protest with these people? I guarantee you they won't do shit if they know they won't get away with it. No matter who's president, there will always be local & state law enforcement who can decide for themselves how they will deal with rioters. They're weak and even if the police won't do anything, other citizens will if they feel threatened. Remember, the US has more guns than people.

I'd be more afraid of the Civil Fallout.

Not like it matter anyways. The DNC, for as long as they have power, will never let him win. Ever.
 
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or: Remember, A Vote For Bernie Is A Vote For Degeneracy.

I’m kind of surprised Deo is down with Democratic Socialism. Aren’t Communists “by any means necessary” types?

Edit: Also, Deo like other furfags doesn’t seem to realize how creepy “furries are everywhere” sounds. We get it, Deo; watch your kids, a furfags creeping up on them to groom or molest them. You don’t need to remind us.

That's like saying "Gamers are everywhere11!!1!" and expecting that to like, have any weight.
 
Patch RT'd this recently.
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This is why people don't like / trust this dude. It's not " sex shaming " to point out that babyfurs are almost always exposed for engaging in one form or another of sexual contact with minors. Furries need to get over it and start tossing these freaks out if they don't want to be associated with pedophiles.

Should probably keep an eye on this dumbass too since he likes to say a lot of bullshit like:
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ABDL & Cub are in the same vein of degeneracy. If you think ABDL hasn't been used to groom minors before, I STRONGLY urge you to read this shit. Not only are you wrong, you're fucking retarded.

Bet 5 this dude comes out as another pedo / zoo.
 
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Almost all the babyfurs I've interacted with have also been Internet Tough Guys and should be worthy of our derision just because of that alone.

How the fuck you gonna act like you hard and you're gonna hack all my accounts or come to my house to beat me up when your avatar is a puppy in a diaper? C'mon, son.
 
Almost all the babyfurs I've interacted with have also been Internet Tough Guys and should be worthy of our derision just because of that alone.

How the fuck you gonna act like you hard and you're gonna hack all my accounts or come to my house to beat me up when your avatar is a puppy in a diaper? C'mon, son.

I've noticed that, actually. Thought it was just me seeing that so I'm glad to know it's not.

I guess they gotta act like macho men to overcompensate the whole " I need a milky mommy / daddy to come change my diapy & wipe my ass uwu " bullshit.
 
Just when you thought that Patrick couldn't do anything more stupid, he tried to dox a real life reporter dealing with genocide in China to endanger him and contacted his employer using alt accounts. https://twitter.com/FurryJournalism/status/1285397874516402178 has more information.

I can't be the only one who hopes that this new guy now turns around and does a special and very deep investigative feature on our favorite fake furry 'reporter' can I? Maybe that's why Patrick was scared. If he'd just simply not been a total sperg like he was I'm sure nothing would have happened lmao, the guy just was hoping for a shout out.
 
Just when you thought that Patrick couldn't do anything more stupid, he tried to dox a real life reporter dealing with genocide in China to endanger him and contacted his employer using alt accounts. https://twitter.com/FurryJournalism/status/1285397874516402178 has more information.

I can't be the only one who hopes that this new guy now turns around and does a special and very deep investigative feature on our favorite fake furry 'reporter' can I? Maybe that's why Patrick was scared. If he'd just simply not been a total sperg like he was I'm sure nothing would have happened lmao, the guy just was hoping for a shout out.
You didn't even archive your shit.
Shame.

Also I was under the impression that ConStaffWatch was owned by Connor Goodwolf.
 
The fag who came here for a personal army got slapped down by real journalists he claimed to work for.

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He folded and deleted his "FurryJournalism" account but it got archived.

Some people blamed Simba of Furry Valley. Simba is also worthless at making alts, but he only cares about his harem of groomed minors. This fag was pushing a political grudge fight.

He's a creep like Simba though because he mostly took follows from kids in the 13-15 range.

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This wannabe Simba is named Fang. He is threatening whoever outed him and even went after patch by taking bait from Connor Goodwolf.

Is Fang a lolcow who needs his own page? What do you think @not_a_bot2?

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Furryjournalism tweets with connor's bait and more dumbshit
 
The fag who came here for a personal army got slapped down by real journalists he claimed to work for.

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He folded and deleted his "FurryJournalism" account but it got archived.

Some people blamed Simba of Furry Valley. Simba is also worthless at making alts, but he only cares about his harem of groomed minors. This fag was pushing a political grudge fight.

He's a creep like Simba though because he mostly took follows from kids in the 13-15 range.

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This wannabe Simba is named Fang. He is threatening whoever outed him and even went after patch by taking bait from Connor Goodwolf.

Is Fang a lolcow who needs his own page? What do you think @not_a_bot2?

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Good fucking riddance. He's definitely not Bryant but I could see him being a part of the FV server. What a dumb cunt.

If you wanted to attack DPP, there were so many better ways to do it than this. People don't like him for a variety of reasons and you opted to make shit up? Fucking hell @not_a_bot2
 
He's a creep like Simba though because he mostly took follows from kids in the 13-15 range.

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This wannabe Simba is named Fang. He is threatening whoever outed him and even went after patch by taking bait from Connor Goodwolf.

Is Fang a lolcow who needs his own page? What do you think @not_a_bot2?

No surprise that Fang (Samuel Skyy Bumgarner) is grooming 13 year old kids while he has an account full of underage penis.

Gay porn account made in 2015

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No surprise that Fang (Samuel Skyy Bumgarner) is grooming 13 year old kids while he has an account full of underage penis.

Gay porn account made in 2015

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This dude's Twitter is a cringe fest and he's had a hate boner for DPP for SO long. Dude's a part of Alt-Furry. Not even attempting to hide it.
 
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No surprise that Fang (Samuel Skyy Bumgarner) is grooming 13 year old kids while he has an account full of underage penis.

Gay porn account made in 2015

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Nice to see that Dogpatch, Bitters, and Wusky Dark have accounts here. I know it's not exactly the thing to come on here and defend yourself but I can at least explain what's going on here.

This dox of mine was created by Dogpatch Press and an account on telegram he uses by the name of @literallyhoo. It came shortly after he doxed another member of my chat,
No surprise that Fang (Samuel Skyy Bumgarner) is grooming 13 year old kids while he has an account full of underage penis.

Gay porn account made in 2015

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Very nice to see the folks who conspire against me use this website and are active in this thread. I know it's not exactly recommended to come here to defend yourself but I know a lot more than these quacks do, and I have a interesting story to tell.

This started when Dogpatch Press ( @Patchmutt ) on telegram doxed a friend of mine for saying things mildly controversial in a political chat I own, even going as far as to threaten to dox the con chairman and treasurer of a Kentucky furcon if it wasn't canceled.

Shortly after I banned his account from my group ( @negaversal ) and made a post joking about how I'd be next to be doxed and frames as some alt-right psychopath.

Well, as it turns out, Dogpatch joined under a separate account called @literallyhoo
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and sat in the chat gathering more mildly controversial opinions. It was soon after the account began DMing people in the group with a dox including all sorts of tenuous lies from grooming underage kids to abusing a little sister I don't have (I'm the youngest)
which I was informed of.

Asking around I found out that Dogpatch had messaged a friend of mine on his main account, @patchmutt , under the presumption that they didnt like me, and my friend showed me where Dogpatch had messaged them about the channel including my dox and deleted the messages soon after.
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Taking it upon myself I used an alternative account to message both the @literallyhoo account and @patchmutt account. After hours of going unread, suddenly both accounts read each message within a few seconds of each other, proving it to be Patrick Daniel Lake.

Furthermore a person by the name of Bitters, who I've never spoken or heard of until recently, has an absolute hate boner for another friend of mine that was doxed and was also behind his doxing. Spreading lies and misinformation on someone they've never even met. A friend tipped me off about a chat called FPAL which is a furry communist group on telegram, upon checking out the group I discovered this.
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So, as it seems this Bitters person was mentioned in a post above is targeting me due to critizing her for dozing a friend of mine.

They've gone out to claim that I'm responsible for this "FurryJournalism" twitter, and I have no affiliation with it, nor do I know who it is.

Moving on with the FPAL chat, three of the people directly involved are in the chat. Dogpatch Press, Wusky Dark, and Jazzy Vidilia.
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To contrast the earlier screenshot of Bitters asking for information, to give to Dogpatch no doubt, here's a lie from them.
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These people are conspiring against me due to the fact that I've challenged their agenda, as far as the allegations of me grooming kids and the twitter account goes:

I made that account when I was 15, lost the password the same year and haven't been on it since. I'm extremely opposed to pedophilia and all acts involved, I run a group on telegram called @FurryOffenders calling these people out.
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I do not condone talking with minors in a sexual manner, I do not condone grooming minors. These people are spreading their bullshit about me here on Kiwi.

To further clear things up, all this seems to be in relation to me adding @jzzvid (an admin of FPAL) to the list as they claim sex offenders and lists shouldn't be exposed.
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Upon learning this, Jazzy went on an autism parade about me.
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Hope I cleared some things up! Fuck Dogpatch and his goons, if you have any questions I'm an open book.
 
Nice to see that Dogpatch, Bitters, and Wusky Dark have accounts here. I know it's not exactly the thing to come on here and defend yourself but I can at least explain what's going on here.

This dox of mine was created by Dogpatch Press and an account on telegram he uses by the name of @literallyhoo. It came shortly after he doxed another member of my chat,

Very nice to see the folks who conspire against me use this website and are active in this thread. I know it's not exactly recommended to come here to defend yourself but I know a lot more than these quacks do, and I have a interesting story to tell.

This started when Dogpatch Press ( @Patchmutt ) on telegram doxed a friend of mine for saying things mildly controversial in a political chat I own, even going as far as to threaten to dox the con chairman and treasurer of a Kentucky furcon if it wasn't canceled.

Shortly after I banned his account from my group ( @negaversal ) and made a post joking about how I'd be next to be doxed and frames as some alt-right psychopath.

Well, as it turns out, Dogpatch joined under a separate account called @literallyhoo
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and sat in the chat gathering more mildly controversial opinions. It was soon after the account began DMing people in the group with a dox including all sorts of tenuous lies from grooming underage kids to abusing a little sister I don't have (I'm the youngest)
which I was informed of.

Asking around I found out that Dogpatch had messaged a friend of mine on his main account, @patchmutt , under the presumption that they didnt like me, and my friend showed me where Dogpatch had messaged them about the channel including my dox and deleted the messages soon after.
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Taking it upon myself I used an alternative account to message both the @literallyhoo account and @patchmutt account. After hours of going unread, suddenly both accounts read each message within a few seconds of each other, proving it to be Patrick Daniel Lake.

Furthermore a person by the name of Bitters, who I've never spoken or heard of until recently, has an absolute hate boner for another friend of mine that was doxed and was also behind his doxing. Spreading lies and misinformation on someone they've never even met. A friend tipped me off about a chat called FPAL which is a furry communist group on telegram, upon checking out the group I discovered this.
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So, as it seems this Bitters person was mentioned in a post above is targeting me due to critizing her for dozing a friend of mine.

They've gone out to claim that I'm responsible for this "FurryJournalism" twitter, and I have no affiliation with it, nor do I know who it is.

Moving on with the FPAL chat, three of the people directly involved are in the chat. Dogpatch Press, Wusky Dark, and Jazzy Vidilia.
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To contrast the earlier screenshot of Bitters asking for information, to give to Dogpatch no doubt, here's a lie from them.
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These people are conspiring against me due to the fact that I've challenged their agenda, as far as the allegations of me grooming kids and the twitter account goes:

I made that account when I was 15, lost the password the same year and haven't been on it since. I'm extremely opposed to pedophilia and all acts involved, I run a group on telegram called @FurryOffenders calling these people out.
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I do not condone talking with minors in a sexual manner, I do not condone grooming minors. These people are spreading their bullshit about me here on Kiwi.

To further clear things up, all this seems to be in relation to me adding @jzzvid (an admin of FPAL) to the list as they claim sex offenders and lists shouldn't be exposed.
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Upon learning this, Jazzy went on an autism parade about me.
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Hope I cleared some things up! Fuck Dogpatch and his goons, if you have any questions I'm an open book.

" MiNoRs LiEd SeX oFfEnDeR gUd "

Bruh get lost, cum stain. Just because no one here likes Patch & the Far Lefty ilk doesn't mean we suddenly like Alt-Furry jizz wagons either. We have a whole thread mocking retards like you. I suggest you stfu and leave before someone actually DOES dox you and makes a thread on you.
 
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Very nice to see the folks who conspire against me
I didn't even know who you were before you posted. But now I'm interested in your faggotry.

" MiNoRs LiEd SeX oFfEnDeR gUd "

Bruh get lost, cum stain. Just because no one here likes Patch & the Far Lefty ilk doesn't mean we suddenly like Alt-Furry jizz wagons either. We have a whole thread mocking retards like you. I suggest you stfu and leave before someone actually DOES dox you and makes a thread on you.

Bit much there.
 
" MiNoRs LiEd SeX oFfEnDeR gUd "

Bruh get lost, cum stain. Just because no one here likes Patch & the Far Lefty ilk doesn't mean we suddenly like Alt-Furry jizz wagons either. We have a whole thread mocking retards like you. I suggest you stfu and leave before someone actually DOES dox you and makes a thread on you.
I've already been doxed, what are you going to do, double-dox me? Get real, lmao. I've said my piece, I'm not "alt-right" and never will be, keep projecting though!
 
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