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ITS ALL OVER BROS! PATRICK IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE! (please ignore that he doesn't drive any car nearly as good as the one in the picture)
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Even if his books actually sold he still couldn't afford a car like this because he hasn't wrote anything in what? 5 years? And likely each contract was for less and less money.
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Rick, that's a million dollar car. I don't think you have $10,000, let alone enough to buy that.
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I suspect that very few if anyone owns one of those as a "daily driver" - simply because if you can own a million dollar car you probably own many million dollar cars, and you rarely drive yourself.
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When it comes to cars like in the picture the type of rich person who buys those would probably be more likely to drive it themselves to show off. The type of rich person who has a driver prefers a luxury car that's much more geared towards comfort.
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That's obviously how much Patrick will make when he sells the Tiny Tim book for and gets the movie rights sold.
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I think there is a more than strong possibility that Fatrick quite regularly tells his parents about crazy sounding stuff that he thinks goes on.
It would be interesting to hear what their recollection of how Fatrick explained the break up with Adrienne, why they can’t meet their granddaughter, and why he is now married to a dumpy lesbian who always seems to smell of fried chicken and watermelon farts.
His mother probably just recalled Fatrick burbling about swatting and some probably African guy called ”kwasi”, that man Norm Macdonald, from Saturday night live, and a load of other things that barely made sense.
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Imagine being such a massive cunt that even your own parents are telling the feds "Don't believe his shit, he did it."
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Likely Thomas is concerned about the state of his son but Mama Raven is likely thinking that her 45 year experiment is working out well.
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To be fair to Rick, I took that as more of a "some stupid shit the kids are doing" type of response than a "Rick did it, we know" response.
The most interesting thing about this (besides it somewhat backing up Rick's stories) is that it wasn't sealed, even though it's clearly involved. Oversight?
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Fatrick or Snackie, who would you want to see the footage of their interrogation more? I could predict how Pat's would go and it would be really, really funny (think the swat recording but mix it with Josiah 5), but I'm curious how Jackie would react in a situation where she has very little agency and enough ego she thinks she can clear her name by talking to the police without a lawyer.
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Rick would win by far, he's so far up his own ass all he can see is his own shit, and seeing is believing! We've multiple examples of exactly this in court.
Snackie would only be interesting as she goes into a schizto rant about russia, and we have enough of those online already.
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Given her posts online and her bankruptcy stuff I'd much rather watch that. She's unhinged already online, imagine what she'd be like in front of authorities.
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"You assaulted the interrogating officer, Jackie."
"NUH UH IT WAS THAT SWEDISH GUY DUSHATAR"
"We have video."
"THE RUSSIANS FAKED THAT"
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The bankruptcy call was what we'd get, it's just slithering and subservient groveling.
Snackie, for all her insanity, knows when she can get immediately stomped.
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That was a call though, she doesn't strike me as someone who does well when confronted in person. Sort of like with Patrick who can't handle it when he can't control things
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So it's looking more and more that the FBI is investigating Fatrick for actually doing the swattings on himself rather than investigating who the mysterious source of Fatrick swattings is?
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I'm sorry, but sports cars almost always look dumb these days, like what a kid playing with hotwheels would think is cool. If Pat were the man's man he pretends to be he would just drive a station wagon or a truck. How did this "country boy" get so gay?
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Man, Patrick fell off the deep end with his Facebook.
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This is fake and gay, as we know Rick would never work a day in his life, let alone at Walmart.