Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The beat on that first one legitimately slaps, child.

Edit: scratch that, the whole album is a banger.

I'm so happy my relatives don't understand English cause there's no way I could ever explain why I'm constantly singing songs about Dan's Dirty Diapers.

This is why I would probably kill myself if I was ever doxed by the Pests and became the target of their maniacal trolling - not because they'd get me fired or have my home swatted - but because if anyone ever Googled my name they would find an entire discography of songs about me wearing diapers while I rape my wife on a livestream.

Edit: and I'd be terrified that they would actually like the songs.
 
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If he loses, he will obviously be mocked and taunted for that. I don't think he will - I think he'll get a settlement. Likely not a very large settlement, but the money he'll gain from it will provide fertile ground for a new golden age of patposting. It will be beautiful.
I hope he gets a nuisance value settlement that is nowhere near a war chest but this emboldens him. Now THAT would be funny. I hope he then sues someone in California or Texas, with absurdly powerful anti-SLAPP statutes.
Wookieposting remains my absolute favorite thing with this cow.
 
I can't believe I'm saving songs about dirty diapers, these are legitimately good.

One of my favorite text chains the Pests found on Reddit involved the DNC shill Brooklyn Dad and his family:
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For argument's sake, assume a 1 million dollar settlement. That settlement quickly becomes a $400,000 settlement, or even less, depending*. Lynn is going to want her loan repayed, ~$83k or more, which is about what Piggy will pay for his NEW CAR! a nicely equipped 2025 Ford Mustang® Dark Horse™ Premium. There goes another ~$85k, leaving Piggy and his slattern with about $230k. The fights about the money will have already started. Piggy wants to wage the lawfare against all and sundry. Nikki does not. The divorce will be nasty and expensive --Piggy will see to it. By the time the dust has settled, Piggy may have ~$100k in the bank to fund his lawfare. Piggy won't sue Kiwi Farms. He will sue OnA Forums to get info on Boomia and a few others. He'll sue Diaper Dan. He'll have nothing left to sue the Farms. He could go in forma pauperis like any other lolcow, but I doubt that he would.

Cyndi Lauper sang it well, "Money Changes Everything". It will raw-dog the Man o' Pig harder than any Pest, or even Judge Holden, could.

*All number are rough estimates. I am guessing about what the lawyers will take. As I understand it, 1/3 is customary with contingency cases. The taxes on a such a settlement can be all over the place, depends on how Piggy takes the payout. The fed rate is 37% for the lump sum payout. State is 7.65%. I have no idea what the City will take. This is before deductions and other incomes. No matter, roughly 2/3rds or more of that money is gone before it gets into Piggy's greasy trotters. Tax rates do not get any gentler until you get below ~$200k. Even then, it's going to be unpleasant.
 
Why doesn’t he get his wife to beat his meat with both of her hands while he beats her with both of his fists?

When Niki gives Pat hand relief, I suspect it’s a similar process to harvesting stud boar semen.
1) Flavia's hands are occupied; she's either cleaning Danny's toilets, sinks, or diapers.

2) NiKKKi does harvest pig semen, but her technique may not be what you're imagining...
One of Rick's newer tweets:

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Wait, what is that? ENHANCE!

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"I'm into things..." :tomlinson:
 
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She's an idiot. Remember when she accused Bernard of being SpaceEdge's father? (A)

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No wonder they'll be really good severely incompetent cheesesteak gobblers and money devourers partner-in-crimes! To them, Kiwi Farms is a threat, and so are the OnA pests. :tomlinson: :grab: :dienull:
 
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