Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter


If I was a juror, and I didn't know who Fatty Pigtits was, just based on that document, I'd say the police dindu nothin' wrong.

Could it be argued that that the police could have handled some of those situations differently? Yes

Could it also be argued that the police were acting within the scope of their duties by saying they needed to see Nikki to ensure her safety, despite the known swatting risk? Yes

Does the fact that Piggy Fattits had been successfully prosecuted for saying he was going to kill his previous wife and unborn child mean that despite the swatting the police were justified in their demands to ensure the safety and wellbeing of Nikki? Yes

As such, are their actions so egregious that it supersedes the scope of their responsibilities and their qualified immunity as LEOs? No

Is Fatty Pigtits a retarded, whiny bitch that is hoping to extort money from the local municipality? Yes

Does he deserve a red cent? No
 
A few highlights I enjoyed:
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"Prove that your wife is fine or I'm kicking your door in"
"No, child."
"Yes, child"
"No, child. Go. Away."
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A few highlights I enjoyed:
I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.

In other news the FDA is ending their yearly inspections of Patrick's basement pepperoni processing plant. Naturally, Pat feels threatened by the possibility of competition coming along and undercutting his locally sourced, free range product.
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I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.

In other news the FDA is ending their yearly inspections of Patrick's basement pepperoni processing plant. Naturally, Pat feels threatened by the possibility of competition coming along and undercutting his locally sourced, free range product.
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Any artisanal wholesaler of lunchmeats (with a necessarily scare supply) would know how to market their product, Pat is just giving off the impression of scarcity to jack up the prices on his 'pepperoni'. No doubt this slight of hand is designed to fund his campaign against the stalker childs in the police.
 
I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.

In other news the FDA is ending their yearly inspections of Patrick's basement pepperoni processing plant. Naturally, Pat feels threatened by the possibility of competition coming along and undercutting his locally sourced, free range product.
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I don't get it, what's wrong with eating like the Indians Elon wants shipped over?
 
The American nigger is a surprisingly clean meat, even when compared to the Brahmin caste, and horrifically so when compared to the Dalit caste. Not to mention the texture is sublime.
Jeet meat would result in bacterial illness resulting in death while african american would be viral infection (AIDS) resulting in death
 
I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.
For the first few times maybe, but this happened dozens of times and the cops saw Niki in several previous calls and she was always completely fine.

Patrick handled it poorly too, but the cops certainly didn't earn any accolades by treating every single call to a known Swatting location as if it were the first one.

I enjoy Patrick's L's as much as the next guy, but the MPD managed to look even more unreasonable than Fatty in this whole sordid saga.
 
Arent they supposed to?
If they didn't and I wanted to commit a crime, I would send in a bunch of false positives until they stop showing up, THEN commit it.
Pat himself made this point during that interview with all the plane noise interruptions. He just conveniently ignores it because he wants money and victim status.
 
For the first few times maybe, but this happened dozens of times and the cops saw Niki in several previous calls and she was always completely fine.
For certain interpretations of "completely fine". She still lives with Rick and is zonked out on benzos all day plus you've seen her face.

There have also been previous attempts on her life, here's an artists rendition of one of them:
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She did manage to get away, but Toothless was not so lucky and completely flattened during the ordeal.
 
"You're never going to see daylight again, stalker." :story:
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I watched a documentary about mid evil dungeons and thought “what kind of person would throw another human being in a pit and let them starve ?” Pat. Pat is the archetype of psycho who has done that sort of thing throughout history. It’s a good thing that his is impotent, broke and silly.
 
Happy fucking Birthday, stlaker child. Enjoy prezzies, Piggertits.
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:fatpat: :fatpat: :fatpat: 🍕ENJOY PRISON REPORT - MISERABLE GIRTHDAY SPECIAL🍕:tomlinson::tomlinson::tomlinson:


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:tomlinson: :tomlinson: :tomlinson:🍕CHILDING REPORT - MISERABLE GIRTHDAY SPECIAL🍕:tomlinson::tomlinson::tomlinson:


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Happy Girthday, Lil' Hoglinson B!

Lyrics:
Yuh dawg
It's Lil Tyrone B
Sup dawg

Happy Girthday, Happy Girthday dawg
You a scaredy cat dawg
Gift for pig from da Milwaukee hood
Straight outta da hood
You gonna enjoy this


You never anything meaningful dawg
MPD and Quasi laugh dawg
Eat cash like food dawg
Scream like a scaredy cat in yo hood dawg


Naw naw dawg you never growin up
You play toys like a baby
Cowards like you grind my hood babies
Like a mad dawg from da hood

Yuh
Just found out
You yee yee ass hooligan
Is Forty-five
Dawg you knew
That you are a rotund man lover with floppy fat
Haha!

Uh uh
Yuh dawg
Me shocked that
You haven't died yet
You shocked that
Da hood not grinded yet??
SHOUT OUT
MAKE THAT COWARD ALL QUIT

This is ribs all it cuh, Jamal gang is ribbin' up cuh


Dis crap long day dawg
I gassed in yuh wife dawg
Quasi wins, MPD wins
Everyone wins
You lose it all dawg

And you're getting old
And rotund and more fruity
So outta da hood
Happy lonely birthday in the hovel
to Piggy Ricky Hoglinson

And this is why yuh
Your life is already over, yuh
Y'all enjoy prison here
And wait for the knock from da cops bruh

Lil Tyrone B, GANG
 
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