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And that, your honor, is when I told Officer Johnson, "No child, in fact it is YOU who is under investigation. Never come here again, little infant." And then he just walked into my half-home, didn't even knock.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Got to pay Quasi somehow.Another fake swatting. 4th within the past week.
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Edit: It was a welfare check that he called on himself... Again:
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Edit 2: He's planning to sue the police?
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Also, we may have some fresh meat. This guy might actually be crazier than Patrick.
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The best part of being an early-ish internet user (1999) is that acting like a tough guy online was mocked. All these boomer fucks like to act that way because they've never been properly made fun of
Like I bet if we looked through his profile he'd PL about something
Like I bet if we looked through his profile he'd PL about something
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Shane Nokes claims to be some blackhat hacker who worked with the FBI/NSA through Microsoft. He claims that he's already logged in as admin of the OnAforums and downloaded the entire database and has everyone's info.
The reality? He's just some sperg on disability who used to work in a Microsoft call center:
He has come to everyone's attention because he hopped into piggy's latest swatting hoax twitter thread and started making threats.
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I really miss this. It uses to be so widely accepted that being a tough guy in the internet was pathetic and these people were rightfully bullied. Now days people don't even know about gorilla warfare. Sad.
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i've seen better and more amusing profiles from 90's-00's edglords in Yahoo/Angelfire/AIM.
Of fucking course he's a brony, fucking horsefuckers will stick their dick in anything as long as they can imagine sticking it into a pastel-colored cartoon pony. "Welcome to your nightmare" fuck the hell off you retarded shit. You're as threatening as a piece of sodden tissue paper. I would wipe my ass with you if it were physically possible.
Of fucking course, he's also some fucking sped with an entry level it job. Shane dude, just delete system32 and pretend you never posted this cringe ass shit, you'll be better for it.
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Shane has the potential to be a new acerthorne, gonna keep up with him. His claiming that he's been following the FREN network for years is a stroke of comedic genius.
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The retard probably thinks white milk and the okay sign are secret Nazi symbols too. Remember when it was fundies who believed in shit like backwards masking Satanic messages and schizo shit like that?
And the funny thing is it was 4chan trolls who tricked them into believing this insanely dumb bullshit.
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Wasn't "FREN" something made up by that smug faggot Jared Holt? IIRC, Null said that piece of shit plagiarizes our detective work and takes credit for it.
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I love that Patrick is so incapable of introspection, the universe gifts him with these bizarre reflections of his behavior such as Jón Frímann or Shane Nokes, to try to get him to see what he has become and how he comes off to onlookers.
He has to sit there and read this Shane retard talk about sending trolls behind bars and deal with the cognitive dissonance of realizing that's a moronic thing to tweet.
He has to sit there and read this Shane retard talk about sending trolls behind bars and deal with the cognitive dissonance of realizing that's a moronic thing to tweet.
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Welp, they've found Shane's wife. Who happens to have a front butt/gunt just like Ethan Ralph:
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Is this man… and may allah forgive me for this thought… possibly FATTER than Patrick?
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I think he's about the same size, or at least the same body shape, idk how tall either of them are, but he's wearing clothes that are a size too big rather than two sizes too small and he doesn't bother trying to suck in his gut for pictures
On closer inspection, his pants might be a bit too tight so he's got them right at the top of his legs rather than up on his hips. At least he has the proper cut versus pat's skinny jeans
On closer inspection, his pants might be a bit too tight so he's got them right at the top of his legs rather than up on his hips. At least he has the proper cut versus pat's skinny jeans
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Wr didn't find out who he is
He's not on disability
He purposely gets low engagement
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I choose to believe he is an embarrassing brony.
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The Tomlinson Cinematic Universe is just chock full of hilarious characters.
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how tf did he skip from jr test software engineer to a tier 3 hardware support role? Those are entirely different disciplines.
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Input: tier 3 hardware support
Translation: call center rep hiding behind two layers of Cisco IVR.
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admin of ona forums responds, reveals its on xenforo
also his wife's gunt rivals ethan ralphs