Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sitting alone at a bar on Thanksgiving night, simping for a politician to farm twitter dopamine hits from other broken people, what a pathetic existence. I hope his daughter had a fun thanksgiving with her family, she really did dodge a bullet.

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Not everyone has family to go to for Thanksgiving, but for fuck's sake have some self-respect and make yourself something cool at home. The bar where you're a "regular" is not your family, they like you because you pay them. They gave you a hamburger bun as a side dish, for fuck's sake you're a sad sap.
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
He's lying, again. He's not a fan of Mass Effect, he's never played it. He buys video game consoles just so baby can have another toy, but that's it.

The only recorded interest in Patrick saying anything about any video game was when Brianna Wu mentioned Star Wars: Squadrons, at which point Patrick immediately said he'd get that game and they could play together. He played it once, said he didn't like the controls or something, and never played it again.

I suspect it's a combination of two things:

1. He's such a fucking sperg about losing that he can't emotionally handle not winning a fucking Call of Duty match

2. He's a woman, who ~95% of the time don't care about video games and can't understand why their stupid boyfriends are so obsessed with unlocking fancy skins for their virtual guns.
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It's closer to about 70% of women that don't care about video games in modern times. Drops even more if you consider mobile trash to be video games.

I'd say it's the first one since Rick has shown how bad of a sore loser he is.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Sitting alone at a bar on Thanksgiving night, simping for a politician to farm twitter dopamine hits from other broken people, what a pathetic existence. I hope his daughter had a fun thanksgiving with her family, she really did dodge a bullet.

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Coming to this country to marry your brother and only represent your constituents with whom you share an ethnicity is the story we tell ourselves about america
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
It's equal parts hilarious and infuriating seeing Fatass tell that guy to "Do Better" on an issue involving women on a Brianna Wu post. It just reminds me of the numerous times actual women have tried to tell Fat that he's the one who needs to do better whenever he's being a shitty "ally". He just calls them child and blocks them of course. But I'm still hoping for the day he does that to the wrong woman. One with a stupid bluecheck or some type of influence and she's able to publicly call him out for it and it all blows up in his big fat face. He doesn't care about people like us pointing out what a weird fatso he is, but if lefty/feminist Twitter ever went after him he might have a fucking breakdown.
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Tomlinson keeps taking L after L.
 
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Thanksgiving Round 2 has just been tweeted out.

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It's just him having a meal at home. Someone on the other forums posted an old image Pat tweeted of dinner at his hovel, same cutlery.

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So for those keeping score on the Tomlinson Thanksgiving Extravaganza:

Thanksgiving Night - Eating at a bar alone, getting drunk.
Night After Thanksgiving - Eating the leftovers at that his wife brought from her family's Thanksgiving (that Pat wasn't allowed to attend), at home, presumably alone or he would have photographed his wife too, also getting drunk.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Thanksgiving Round 2 has just been tweeted out.

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It's just him having a meal at home. Someone on the other forum posted an old image Pat tweeted of dinner at his hovel, same cutlery.

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So for those keeping score on the Tomlinson Thanksgiving Extravaganza:

Thanksgiving Night - Eating at a bar alone, getting drunk.
Night After Thanksgiving - Eating leftovers that his wife brought from her family's Thanksgiving (that Pat wasn't allowed to attend), also getting drunk.
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I bet $100 that he ate not only all of his food, but the food of everyone else.
 
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I mean Jesus, what's left to say about Patrick. His wife went to be with her extended family on Thanksgiving, Patrick was not invited and spent the night in the bar.

The next day, around 1pm Wisconsin time, Piggy posts the microwaved leftovers she brought back that he's clearly having for lunch. Everyone knows that a freshly scooped helping of stuffing or mashed potatoes still steaming from the oven spreads on the plate, while next-day leftovers cling together like a snowball.

I just can't imagine a sadder existence than being uninvited from your wife's holiday dinners. You can only imagine how his delusional head is spinning this into a "win" for Patrick.
 
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