Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Assedio Dell' Isola · Jun 15, 2020

Is that Mike Stoklasa on the left? Did Rich Evans take this picture?

faroutguy · Jul 9, 2020

Caverlock doing the lords work, TYFYS brotherman!

Kaede Did Nothing Wrong · Jul 15, 2020

man I don't know if this is a smart idea OP. this guy is TOUGH.

Karl der Grosse · Jul 16, 2020

In the next ten years this dude is going to develop some truly massive hanging jowls. Motherfucker's going to look like Droopy Dog.

Fork Cartel · Jul 16, 2020

This... this is a real lolcow. I actually laughed at the OP. Imagine that. Thanks for giving me life OP you’re still a faggot tho

Caverlock · Sep 19, 2020

Five-Star, Zero-Checkmark General Patrick S. Tomlinson is marshaling the forces of Twitter to prevent a new SCOTUS appointee.

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Do they not understand that they owe him?

When the going gets tough, the tough get tweeting.

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Gif-Level Srs

~~Oinking~~ Barking Orders:

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These trans women need to man up, sheesh.

The full plan...

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I'm still going to complete all of the planned updates. My RL became extremely crazy, and I spend almost all of what lolcow time I do have on a forum that is not Kiwi-compatible because it doesn't adhere to an observe-only policy.

Lastly, Patrick "Safe Isn't My Speed" Tomlinson, who NEVER lies, got himself into trouble recently by allegedly driving 20-24 mph over the speed limit.

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Let me speed or you're racist!

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You don't have a court date if you don't plan to show up to defend yourself, child.

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More on that story as it develops.

In Memoriam · Sep 21, 2020

This guy’s overuse of “child” is so teeth-grindingly obnoxious I genuinely want to go find him in Milwaukee and punch that ultra-punchable face of his. Pow, right in the kisser! My especially favorite was him accusing the reddit guy of threatening him when the literal first sentence of the PM was “I don’t want to fight you or get physical” lmfao of course this guy supports Wu

guntsniffer · Sep 24, 2020

Caverlock said:
Five-Star, Zero-Checkmark General Patrick S. Tomlinson is marshaling the forces of Twitter to prevent a new SCOTUS appointee.

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Very ironic considering Fatrick said back in 2017 that Trump wouldn't get to appoint a judge in his last year of office because he thought Trump was going to be impeached.

DidYouJustSayThat · Sep 24, 2020

Fatrick inciting violence again?

Caverlock · Sep 24, 2020

DidYouJustSayThat said:
Fatrick inciting violence again?

He's as sensible as ever.

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If you think he sounds deranged, Sane Mommy disagrees.

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He was getting lit up by groups completely unrelated to the O&A remnants, but blocked them all and hid all their replies.

A professional writer, folks:

Flexo · Sep 28, 2020

Wait.

He's NOT gay??

"No, just a massive faggot."

EDIT:

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In the next ten years this dude is going to develop some truly massive hanging jowls. Motherfucker's going to look like Droopy Dog.

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But Droopy Dog will be something Fatrick never will: funny.

Rekkington · Sep 29, 2020

Caverlock said:
Five-Star, Zero-Checkmark General Patrick S. Tomlinson is marshaling the forces of Twitter to prevent a new SCOTUS appointee.

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Do they not understand that they owe him?
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~~Oinking~~ Barking Orders:
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These trans women need to man up, sheesh.
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The full plan...
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I'm still going to complete all of the planned updates. My RL became extremely crazy, and I spend almost all of what lolcow time I do have on a forum that is not Kiwi-compatible because it doesn't adhere to an observe-only policy.

Lastly, Patrick "Safe Isn't My Speed" Tomlinson, who NEVER lies, got himself into trouble recently by allegedly driving 20-24 mph over the speed limit.

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Let me speed or you're racist!
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You don't have a court date if you don't plan to show up to defend yourself, child.
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More on that story as it develops.

Patrick is such an interesting cow because, unlike similar political spergs like MovieBob or Peter Coffin, nearly everything he says is so hilariously insane it sounds sarcastic.

America's Giggling Gigolo · Oct 31, 2020

Has anyone heard any updates about Fatrick lately? His twitter's gone. What happened?

Caverlock · Nov 9, 2020

America's Giggling Gigolo said:
Has anyone heard any updates about Fatrick lately? His twitter's gone. What happened?

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Good catch. Patrick was permanently suspended (again) on October 20th, and his alt account was banned for ban evasion shortly thereafter. This was after a (3-day?) temporary suspension on October 8th for multiple counts of abusive language, tragically, on the release date of his last book (an admitted ripoff of The Hunt for Red October). Nothing is ever his fault, so it all must be the work of Nazi cyberterrorists. He will likely return, though, as he has proven he is willing to spend 10 months, and several thousands of dollars on lawyers to hassle Twitter until they unban him (minus his beloved checkmark).

September 30th until the last few days saw many hilarious events occur, which I will be chronicling in this thread in a subsequent post. These will include:

Video of Patrick humiliating himself in "racist" traffic court to the soundtrack a publicly accessible Zoom call full of lovable, highly coincidentally named rascals who really ought to "mute their devices!" He was caught going 20-24 mph over the speed limit and mounted no intelligible defense, yet still yammered on and on in an unsuccessful attempt to sound smart.

Video of Patrick shortly after his latest permanent suspension in a university webinar on alien civilizations in science fiction or something, again being pestered by rascals. He certainly did not appear to have spent the intervening time in a drunken screaming fit:

Still not fat, btw:

Other future updates:

An imposter-child Twitter account that outperformed the real, banned Patrick in follower gains and convinced many of his few friends until, comically, it was finally banned for evading real Patrick's ban.
...Yarn dolls! (Trust me, it's a lot funnier than it sounds)
More Actual Tough Guy tough talk!
I'll definitely finish the standup/Norm section and video, and the Ben Shapiro sections.
Possible Shitty Wedding, Financial Lies, and other sections.
Book reviews

Cause of Ban
The cause is a bit murky. It was likely for several reasons, but he had been banned for a few days beginning on October 8th for abusive language and harassment, so it was likely mainly that. Twitter seemed to adopt a significantly harsher stance on insulting other users, and caught up on reports, which was bad news for some who groundlessly alleges other users are rapists, racists, pedophiles (oddly turning a blind eye to the Science-Fiction and Fantasy community), Nazis, criminals, fascists, stalkers, domestic terrorists, etc., in addition to regular insults (idiot, stupid, dipshit, micropenis, eat my entire ass, etc.).

He also made numerous statements that could easily qualify as encouraging politically motivated violence. Lastly, he made at least two posts gloating about Rush Limbaugh announcing he has terminal cancer:

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The above was also posted on Twitter very shortly before his ban, but wasn't archived in time.

which attracted a lot of attention from the non-O&A crowd. Speaking of which, Patrick CONSTANTLY made enemies who had absolutely no ties to the O&A remnants. He was still in the crosshairs of the Bernie crowd for his belligerent behavior during the Democratic primary; he angered the sacred Trans community by barking at them that they tire too easily and don't do enough for social justice; he made many female author and reader enemies in the GoodReads community for laughing off the harassment they receive as trivial compared to his; he pissed off thousands of Kobe Bryant fans by alleging he actually was a rapist immediately after his death; "Pat Posts" routinely appeared on 4chan that were not posted by anyone in the O&A community; he was hated by large numbers of NRA members and Ben Shapiro fans; and many other pockets of hostility.

Patrick played Twitter on Very Easy difficulty. He did nothing but lay on his couch and make Trump-bad posts and participate in whatever was the Cancel du jour. He made enemies wherever he went. It's very possible that he'll be back, in Mewler-esque form or being reinstated after spending many more thousands on lawyers. He's been posting on Facebook for 10 Likes, and then screenshotting and uploading those posts to Instagram for 7 Likes. There's simply no way a narcissist of his magnitude can be satisfied with that after getting tens of thousands of likes for formulaic Trump-bad tweets, and fancying himself an e-celeb.

Zero people even noticed he was gone until a wildly popular imposter Patrick appeared.

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Call - https://vocaroo.com/5oUJF5lrmkk
Antifa Profile - https://archive.md/8Kcfp
Pigs - https://archive.md/ZiIcY
Pigs 2 - https://archive.md/qQ7mZ
LinkedIn - https://archive.md/5L6Wc

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Flexo · Nov 9, 2020

Part of what keeps me going day after day is watching these types who are warned, by many people, over and over and over again, that they may want to be hesitant in instituting bans in these places because it will hit them sooner or later.

And then when it happens and they do get hit, they wail and cry and scream "how could this happen???"

Gee, if only somebody had warned them.

Immortal Technique · Dec 15, 2020

He did a podcast about being "ganged" stalked. tldr; he is very scared. Everyday, EVERYDAY he gets phone calls, texts, mail, and pizzas. Also, anything he's done that is bad wasn't him. It was the stalkers imitating him. This 2nd Twitter ban was because he called someone a "stalker" (if you believe his story). My favorite overlay:

Caverlock · Dec 15, 2020

Patrick managed to get unbanned after only a couple of months this time. He was forced to delete 581 tweets, and spend who knows how much of his wife and her mother's money in legal fees in order to get his de-verified, ailing baby-toy back.

Patrick, who is not fat, recently appeared on a stalking podcast.

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"Survivor"

He also shouted out Kiwifarms! You're welcome!

More actual tough guy:

6'0, 225 lbs, elite fighter btw:

More updates are in the works as Patrick continues to feed the trolls.

Immortal Technique · Dec 15, 2020

Fatrick might be in the comments, or a troll is trolling another troll.

Caverlock · Dec 15, 2020

WORK IN PROGRESS

Hello, and welcome to the Patrick S. Tomlinson Thread Pages 3-350 Recap!

The purpose of this post is to recount Mr. Tomlinson’s journey from obscure lolcalf to lolcow superstar in a concise format that is still easily understood byy newcomers. It is assumed that the first three pages of this thread have been read.

This post is divided into three sections:

The Lolsuit
Recent Events
Miscellaneous Noteworthy Posts

Full, Searchable (ctrl+f) Outline:

The Lolsuit
- Specifics (John Doe count and charges)
- “The Mole”
- SpaceEdge recruits Josiah
Recent Events
Miscellaneous Funny and/or Otherwise Noteworthy Posts
- Book Reviews

The Lolsuit
In a classic example of the Streisand Effect, Patrick's thread soared in popularity after his subpoena was received and posted by Null on April 7th, 2021.

Vetti · Jan 16, 2021

Here's Patrick's disastrous Beef Wellington that he posted on Christmas morning. I guess a life without a faithful wife or loving daughter leaves a lot of time to write drivel like this during the holidays.

I tried adding an archive of the Facebook post but it was slow as shit. Fortunately piglet has no shame so he probably won't delete it.

I'm at a transitional point in my life (transmasc)

The 1% are literally the spawn of Satan

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Eat the bat soup, bigot.

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Not drunk enough to rape Will Stancil

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

Pustulant, devoted servant of grandfather Nurgle

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*Brap* cringe.

Brap cringe.