That's obviously not true. To trap onesself is to get stuck in something. To get trapped, one presumably must only barely fit in the best scenario. Following on this train of logic, it would appear for Patrick to be unable to get trapped, or stuck as it were, for he is, indeed, very very fat
Delusional narcissist Fatrick Tomlinson thinks he's the exception to all sorts of rules. He really thinks that he should have the power to imprison anyone who makes fun of him. Fortunately, he is impotent in every sense of the word.
Pat is on good terms with his local police department they would never be happy to find a reason to disarm him
He expected the Milwaukee police to set up a super-secret special anti-SWATTing code word for him and him alone, I'm sure he thinks he'd somehow be exempted if the feds started clamping down on anything other than muskets and double-barrel shotguns. "Nooo ATF child, I am a responsible conservative gun owner who will only ever use my gay little peashooter to shoot stlakers and MAGAtards! Enjoy pris--*loud thumps as he is beanbagged into submission*"
"...have instructed students..."Pig of man uses the latest school shooting to brag about how much of a gun toting badass he is.
Dox me as a farms poster? I sleep.
Claims to know guns, calls everything he see's an AR-15. Typical Leftist. I'd tell him to use that P90 he owns to his chin and pull the trigger, but it would likely misfire.
No, stalker child, you've got it completely wrong.
He's about to get fucked with mercilessly by the the FPC. They are basically the NRA but want to decriminalize machine guns, highly autistic, and heavily use memes. Triple chin Rick can't stop making friends.EDIT: oh fatrick you ego is as grotesquely inflated as your gut
60k followers, 59 votes, the engagement!
This was brought up years ago on da forums but... we have an extensive compendium of Pat's life going back over a decade, we know which stool he farted on and which meatloaf caused the aforementioned fart. However, this mong still tries to lecture people on xitter by pretending to have been a firearms/martial arts instructor. We know the timelines don't add up and Pat has never instructed anyone on anything other than to cease calling him fat lest they go to prison and enjoy it.
This nigger literally gets more engagement on screenshots of his shit in this thread than he does on twitter.
It's pretty obvious that he's counting "taking someone to the range, and having them squeeze off a few shots" as "instructing students". What a pompous windbaggot.
He really hates large bodies of water. You'd think he'd be right at home yet look at how far he is from it, and I'm sorry it's a work day and you're not working therefore you're lazy everyone also knows you're poor as fuck so you can't choose what days you do and do not work.
He needs 24 months of training to be a firearms instructor so I think we all know that he isn't one.
