Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Like the original Jackie, she is undoubtedly a grifter but also really stupid, so it's hard to be sure exactly how much of her own bullshit she believes. And at the same time, she's somehow completely right about Rick being full of shit, Bluesky being a cesspool, Worldcon being racist and full of pedos, etc. She just takes a very... roundabout way to come to those conclusions.
 
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I'm not one usually inclined to post a reaction image unless it pertains to the cow itself but:

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That said, let this be a warning for all Jackies that interact with the Fat, as Fredrich Nietzsche put it:

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an fat pig's eyes abyss, the fat pig's eyes abyss will gaze back into you.
~Fredrich Nietzsche, on whether or not being a lolcow is a communicable disease

Interesting to me that we have two Jackies who have or are becoming lolcows due to being caught in Pat's orbit, one seems to serve him, the other seems to revile him, yet all three have seemingly a ton in common whether they like to admit it or not.

However, the bigger questions are: do you think Pat could get it up in a threesome with them? Do you think he would lose his already negligible erection given it's not African males farting into his wife's cavernous vagina? Or will better Jackie's being half black be enough to keep him interested? After all, he's "into things."

Before I go, another Nietzsche comment that applies startlingly well to Pat (and both Jackies).
"Blessed are the forgetful; for they get over their stupidities, too." -Nietzsche
 
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Putting out that bounty on your Nappy Dreads was certainly worth every penny Jackie-child.

Once we return from our date be a good grinder wench and see if the octoroonwurst I made with your son is ready to come out the smoker
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"No Child, I do not have the finest luscious dreads sourced straight from across the Milwaukee river! Enjoy prison, stalker."
 
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De-Sexing Stick said:
Fredrich Nietzsche, on whether or not being a lolcow is a communicable disease
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While how it is transmitted varies, there certainly is evidence that it is.

Chris Chan spreads his buffoonery via sonichu medallions.
The tranch attracted and incubated lolcows of many flavors.
But try to beat Fatrick at his own game and one finds themselves making prisoning threats to internet ransoms and trying to defeat forums.

I hope this jive ass honkey Jackie doesn’t have anything negative to say about the comedy of Norm Macdonald.
 
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WHITE PEOPLE YOUR MISSION IS CLEAR. AMPLIFY RACIAL HATE AND VIOLENCE
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Now I'm not racist (cue the Tommy Wiseau emoji) but I do strongly agree with the following slogan that's been going around my kinsmen and that all nations should follow it!

Deutschland den Deutschen, Auslander raus

 
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*sigh*

Yall ever take a step back and think to yourself how absurdly fucking stupid the shit we catalogue is sometimes?
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I know a lot of people turn into Patposters after having run-ins with him, but I think this is the first time I think I've seen someone turn into Pat himself and begin stalkerchilding people. His lardass gravitational orbit has achieved new levels.
 
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Personally I don't agree with this take. I don't think Pat is autistic, he is too able to function in society day-to-day. Yes he's an angry asshole to random people, but most angry assholes aren't autistic and most autists aren't angry assholes. He doesn't have any hyperfixations, nothing that he is obsessed about understanding or communicating with others*. By contrast, he is obsessed with everyone thinking that he is an expert in every single subject there is, while demonstrating no actual interest in actually becoming an expert on any of those things. Basically the opposite of an autist.

*While he is obsessed with his war with the stalkers, he knows little about it, and doesn't do the classic autistic sperg-out/infodump. He doesn't do much research or quote massive amounts of law the way an autist would. Jackie Singh, with her over-complex conspiracy theories and rambling paragraphs of bullshit, fits the mould of autism much better.

Pat is a sociopath. He is capable of superficial charm and social functioning, which is how he was able to persuade 2 women to marry him as well as weaselling his way onto Discovery programs, into the SFWA, and other places that a proper autist wouldn't be able to navigate.

Autists seek knowledge, Pat seeks the appearance of knowledge and expertise because he is obsessed with social status and labels that promote his personal "brand". He doesn't care if he actually understands anything he talks about or masters any skills. He just wants other people to think he has. That's another difference between him and an autist - autists don't care what other people think of them, Pat is absolutely fucking obsessed with it. Autists aren't interested in the social hierarchy, many reject it altogether. Pat has nothing else. There's a void where he soul should be, that consists entirely of what he believes other people perceive him to be.

I think the reasons Pat's sociopathy is mistaken for autism are two-fold. Firstly, he is clearly obsessive, a trait that we associate with autists. But it's a different kind of obsession, that seems to have more in common with OCD and other Cluster A conditions. Look at the way he wants to correcT the record, going back over months-old tweets to Prison the Stalker Childs. An autist would eventually recognise the futility of that, and the mockery would eventually cause them to change course - Pat keeps trying the same things over and over. It's more like a ritual for him, narcissistic magical thinking that if he says it often enough, it will become true. He believes that what he says defines what is real, a sign of sociopathic solipsism (the belief that they are the only people who are really self-conscious, leading them to think that they are the only people that matter). OCD sufferers do what they do because they believe that something bad will happen if they don't perform their rituals (those things often being unconnected to the ritual itself, such as someone believing that their children will die in car crashes if they don't clean all the ornaments in their house). I think Pat's Prisoning and kneejerk denial of obvious facts speak to that kind of belief, that everything will come crashing down for him in some way if a single Stalker Child goes Unprisoned or a single Police report is not denied.

The second is that Pat is very stupid. He doesn't behave like most people's idea of a sociopath because he's as incompetent at sociopathy as he is at everything else. Whilst he has the drive and obsession to control the narrative and paint himself as a modern-day Renaissance Man, he isn't smart or well enough emotionally regulated to pull it off. His arrogance and narcissism blind him from really understanding how other people see him (see also: Pirate Software), whereas the successful sociopath can more accurately gauge when they're failing at persuading people and changing their approach. Pat can only think of "Nuh-uh", so that's what he does, over and over again, and he lacks the intelligence to really understand how and why it's not working, plus his obsessive traits bring him back over and over to the same solutions. Sociopaths spend all their time engineering their own social images and climbing social ladders, and that's what Pat does too, he's just really incompetent and unsuccessful at it. I also think his alcoholism has contributed, he's too sozzled or hung-over all day to manage his image as effectively as he did 7 or 8 years ago when he was more successful, before Norm/11 and the Lappening. Alcoholic brain damage could also help explain why his obsessive traits have worsened over time as well, his mind is too fogged by booze to think of new approaches any more.

Let's take a random example - Pat cheating in the Milwaukee half-marathon. Why would an autist get into distance running? They might get hyperfixated on fitness, nutrition and improving their times and technique. They may also enjoy running on a sensory level, or meet like-minded obsessives to sperg about running with. None of those would give an autist any motivation to cheat in a run where there is no money on the line. In fact autists would be more likely to be obsessed with the rules and making sure everyone obeys them. Now think of the sociopath, someone obsessed with how they are perceived, and the glory and status of performing well in a race, while believing that they are the only person that matters. Absolutely they would cheat. Running is boring and hurts. They're not interested in getting fit or improving their times, they just want people to think they are cool and successful. So they cheat. All the desired results for less effort. Pat's behaviour here massively favours the sociopathy theory over the autism theory.

tl ; dr: I don't think Pat is an autist. The evidence much more strongly support him being a low-IQ sociopath with obsessive traits.
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You a logged a whole short story about how Patrick isn’t autistic. When the only thing that matters is that he’s fat.
 
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