Gigasneed
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My guess would be 700goingon800
edit: I skimmed through the thread and his sister's name is Robin, so it looks like I was right.
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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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edit: I skimmed through the thread and his sister's name is Robin, so it looks like I was right.
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we really phrase "ate himself to death for sexual gratification" as a "health issue" now huh
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Make that 40.
The majority of people on KF do not weigh 600lb.
Also lol at keyboard warrior Patrick Tomlinson accusing people from 4-cent_garbage.com of projecting.
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Hey you fat piece of shit you're FAT and GROSS. And a complete failure. Hope I don't get subpenad or whatever that nonsense is called I'm sooo scared 
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That would be Chance Carmichael, aka 700goingon800, a retarded fat fuck whose goal in life was to eat until he burst, and who sold vids on Tumblr of himself masturbating his "fat pad" since his dick had long since shrunk. He came to the farms in an attempt to prove that he was, against all odds, our intellectual superior, but fled after everybody called him fat and gay. He was hospitalized several times and like all self-respecting lolcows adamantly refused to change and proudly kept stuffing his face until it killed him.
Note that:
1) KF had absolutely nothing to do with his death whatsoever, he was a deranged, suicidal freak
2) His sister is also retarded and brought him a cheesecake at the hospital after he had been admitted for severe health issues stemming from his extreme obesity
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So another fat loser tries to take down the farms?
RESET THE CLOCK!
RESET THE CLOCK!
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Can you imagine the judge or lawyers asking someone if their name is twodollarpeepeepoopoo
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If there's such a thing as karma or personalized hells or whatever... I hope that after Patrick dies, he goes to a place where the only kind of response anyone ever gives to him is, in its entirety, the Navy SEAL copypasta.
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It's a shame @Nigger Foreskin Chewer isn't one of the users that'll get subpoenaed.
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I hope someday my post making fun of Patrick's drooping fat jowls is read out in open court. That would make me pretty happy.
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Hopefully I can throw my name on the pile. Fatrick tried to kidnap my child claiming to be a doctor. He kept talking about how cute my son was and asked if he could do a quick penis inspection. This man is sick.
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Your honor, I have autism and my posts here are a result of my closeted gender dysphoria. Fatrick S Tomlinson is a transphobic super bigot who wants me to kill myself after which he will stand over my body and quote an entire Hitler speech from memory.
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Your honor, my name is Barry Mckockiner and Fatrick Sean Tomlinson assaulted me (sexually) with his 2 inch peepee outside a Wendy's in Tampa Florida. He told me he would do it again if I said anything. Well I'm done being quiet. #Metoo #believeallwomen #transwomenarewomen
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What are his credentials as a self-defense instructor? Specifically, what ranks does he claim and in what arts?
Fatrick
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He is an esteemed graduate of the Voda Consulting Instructor Course. Curriculum included courses like Getting Stripped of All of Your Firearm Instructor Credentials, Getting Arrested for Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Stabbing an Attacker While You Shoot Them, Being a Mushmouth Retard.
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I would very much like to hire Patrick as my self-defense instructor. He can instruct me in the fine art of fumbling brandishing weapons, death threats, and lawsuits against anonymous people on the internet.
I will pay in cream puffs and brats.
I will pay in cream puffs and brats.
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What does the tatoo on his fatcep say? I can't tell but it looks like the one ring inscription?
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It's some Lord of the Rings faggot shit