Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Joke's on the court: Patrick already lost all his money on retarded lawsuits.

Time for his wife to get out the chequebook again!
That's if she doesn't fucking drop his faggot ass cold and leave him to settle everything alone. Saving herself in the process.

Not sure if this has been posted before, but another video of Patrick being a douchebag at a con.

As to be expected. Fat always one ups himself in the fucking cringe department. Look how frail and week he looks in this vid. Does he really think he can fight?
 
He literally says 'child' in real life... what an extremely obnoxious fucking faggot cunt.
Someone on Reddit posted this recent text with Patrick.

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Lots of politics on Pat's twitter today. He really fancies himself a pundit, and is angry that other people get to make a living over sperging about politics.

So angry that his BDSM fetish makes an appearance

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"Comedian" Pat attacks one of his "peers" for speaking the truth

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Still obsessed with Afghanistan, still lyin' for Biden

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Fucking seriously? This porky little faggot handles a weapon like this, and he thinks people are supposed to be afraid of him?

Just a few things because I don't want to derail the thread with my shooting apsie-ness:
1) Bring the sights up to your eyes, don't go all tactical turtle to see the sights. Faggot.
2) Running your pistol to slide lock in either a fight or a competition is fucking stupid. Practicing as if that's a regular thing for you shows everyone you're a fucking idiot.
3) The slide stop exists for a reason. Sure, you can slingshot that shit, but you'll always be slower than someone that runs the slide stop.
4) Why the fuck does he hold it like that!?
 
Who would I tag besides Null
Null is who I've always seen tagged just prior to a featured post, unfortunately I'm not super familiar with the mod team.
Something I just noticed...

I'd be real money Rick walks into that frame with the clip pre-released. He's holding it in when he raises it up then just let's it go.
As in mag already in the gun but has the release held, keeping the mag in by the floorplate in with the side of his off hand? Certainly possible, I was able to do it with my full size using the same grip.

I disagree he walked into frame with it released though assuming your reasoning is otherwise on the money, I think he released it as he tightened his grip just prior to raising the gun as that's the point at which his prodigious hand-flab can sneak it's way under the mag's floorplate; prior to starting to raise the gun his off hand was a little too loose to retain the magazine pre-released from what I saw going frame by frame.

The end result is the same though, a reload that looks a lot quicker than it actually is.

4) Why the fuck does he hold it like that!?
Fatrick's fucking tactical origami-arms stance had me rolling.

The exact stance he's using caused a friend of mine to have failure to feeds on my pistol when I took them to the range. Mind you this is a person who had barely ever shot a gun before and when instructed to straighten their damn arms a bit, magically stopped having that issue.

Arm positions conducive to too much give under recoil will see Fatrick's gun doing exactly what he's never been able to force himself to do his entire life.
 
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As in mag already in the gun but has the release held, keeping the mag in by the floorplate in with the side of his off hand? Certainly possible, I was able to do it with my full size using the same grip.
That's possible.
I disagree he walked into frame with it released though assuming your reasoning is otherwise on the money, I think he released it as he tightened his grip just prior to raising the gun as that's the point at which his prodigious hand-flab can sneak it's way under the mag's floorplate; prior to starting to raise the gun his off hand was a little too loose to retain the magazine pre-released from what I saw going frame by frame.

The end result is the same though, a reload that looks a lot quicker than it actually is.
I knew an old security guard who would keep his magazine loose in his holstered gun. His reasoning being that if he had to draw, he knew about it and could slap secure in a fraction of a second, but if someone took his gun, they wouldn't and the magazine would fall out, throwing them off and buying others more time.

But that is my theory is that the magazine is not secured at all when he walks on camera and he's using his right hand to "hold" it in place before letting it go. You make a compelling argument for your alternative though I'll grant you that.
 
That's possible.

I knew an old security guard who would keep his magazine loose in his holstered gun. His reasoning being that if he had to draw, he knew about it and could slap secure in a fraction of a second, but if someone took his gun, they wouldn't and the magazine would fall out, throwing them off and buying others more time.

But that is my theory is that the magazine is not secured at all when he walks on camera and he's using his right hand to "hold" it in place before letting it go. You make a compelling argument for your alternative though I'll grant you that.
That is an interesting point about inserted but only retained by pressure on the side of the mag rather than it being locked in place, I hadn't considered that. That would allow him to appear on frame not applying pressure to the release but have the mag already part way out so it looks like he's not holding it in, and in fairness he wouldn't be until the gun is coming up, and then basically any pressure on the release would cause it to drop once his off hand is clear of the floorplate. Compelling.
 
That's possible.

I knew an old security guard who would keep his magazine loose in his holstered gun. His reasoning being that if he had to draw, he knew about it and could slap secure in a fraction of a second, but if someone took his gun, they wouldn't and the magazine would fall out, throwing them off and buying others more time.

But that is my theory is that the magazine is not secured at all when he walks on camera and he's using his right hand to "hold" it in place before letting it go. You make a compelling argument for your alternative though I'll grant you that.
Yeah that sounds like some stupid shit a security guard would say. Just carry without one in the chamber at that point.
 
"Comedian" Pat attacks one of his "peers" for speaking the truth

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Obnoxious leftists are always so obsessed with 'pipelines', their worldview is so childish and simplistic they simply cannot wait for their politically diverse oponents to fall into a neatly convenient caricature they can derisively dismiss like fucking retards.
Also, it's unabated, not unabaited you pig-larded fat fucking cunt smug vagina "author" "comedian".
 
>You act like a child a lot, stalker. Like right now.

What terrible grammar. Am I really supposed to believe he’s an author?
He is an author, in the sense that his name appears on the cover of books, albeit books that are a red cunt hair above pure vanity publication. He is, however, no writer.
Still obsessed with Afghanistan, still lyin' for Biden
It should be noted that while Trump's rushed plan to leave by a date certain was stupid, he actually backed down on it when military advisors who knew what they were talking about said it would be disastrous. Look how it worked when Biden went and rushed it. I don't care which President you preferred, that shit was a clusterfuck.
 
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