Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

All good questions, apparently his new bed comes with an inbuilt mud dispenser

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Oh wait, that's the parody account again. Well, there's egg on my face.

I was almost done reading that fucking tweet before it dawned on me that it was a parody account.

 

[James done did it]

Patrick's twitter is so one-note you could pretty easily script a bot that would fool the majority of people.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Patrick "Lynch them coons" Tomlinson corrects an uppity black man.

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Don Lemon doesn't have time for conspiracy theories Rick, he's too busy sexually assaulting men in bars.

I'm also very much enjoying the thought of wheezy Pat lugging those plates up to his attic --a whole 300lbs one plate at a time, W O W-- as the sweat patches darken under his fat tits.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Don Lemon doesn't have time for conspiracy theories Rick, he's too busy sexually assaulting men in bars.

I'm also very much enjoying the thought of wheezy Pat lugging those plates up to his attic --a whole 300lbs one plate at a time, W O W-- as the sweat patches darken under his fat tits.

Probably had his wife do most of it.

Nice new mattress the loan money bought him. Seeing as how us taxpayers paid for it, only makes sense we should get to fuck his wife on it right?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Fat dullard is preparing to take wealthy autistic tech baron to school about going to mars or something.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Did Patrick Tomlinson, in fact, kill Bernell Trammell?

 

[thismanlies]

Fat dullard is preparing to take wealthy autistic tech baron to school about going to mars or something.

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Is this Fat Rick or the parody account? I ask because the retardation it takes to think you can tell a rocket scientist how to get to Mars is comical.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Is this Fat Rick or the parody account? I ask because the retardation it takes to think you can tell a rocket scientist how to get to Mars is comical.

It's the fat little oinker himself

 

[Lord Xenu]

Is this Fat Rick or the parody account? I ask because the retardation it takes to think you can tell a rocket scientist how to get to Mars is comical.

If you crave "likes" 'so bad and think you have the chops to explain how Elon Musk's ideas are shit in a Tweet storm, you would just do it and collect your dopamine hit. The kind of people who would retweet Fatty here, hate Musk, and will lap up anything critical of him. Because Pat is retarded and unlikely to get any traction, he makes a promise he can't keep and just collects his dopamine from that.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Here is Pat's lecture for those interested. I'll admit that I've not read one word because I don't care what a college dropout has to say about science.

 

[AprilRains]

Third tweet in and I call lies:


As for the rest, he acts as if we have to make Mars self-sustaining from the get-go. That is an artificially high barrier. I don't know if Musk can even have people on Mars by 2050, but if he does, it's an important first step. The rest can come later.

As usual, Pat's analysis is shit. He's stupid and he thinks he's smart. There's no worse combination.

 

[Boston Brand]

If there's any trend in modern speculative fiction I loathe nearly as much as the loony lefties turning much if it into a clubhouse, its that we have science fiction authors bemoaning the space programs, public and private.

If its not Fat Pat calling it impossible, it's Jemison bemoaning that we spend monsy there instead of on social programs, or Kowel calling Musk a con artist.

Clarke, Asimov, Heinlein and the genre greats would kill to witness what they decry as a waste.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat's ongoing battle against the evil cyberstalkers is peppered in amongst all the science sperging.

Here Pat denies threatening to murder his ex-wife. (He did threaten her, it's a fact - the man she left Pat for had to drive across state lines and show up at cowardly Pat's front door to get him to stop the death threats. Tough guy Pat hid inside).



He also denied that his subpoena against Quasi was quashed.

Pat denies that he has rage issues.



Reminder that his name still isn't Rick (it is)



This troll account asks what we are all thinking, why would anyone want a college dropout's take on science?

Given that Pat is desperately trying to rewrite history, I want to take this opportunity to remind people that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a morbidly obese pedophile, who threatened to kill his ex-wife and is fine with beating women who dare to disagree with him.

 

[AnOminous]

Given that Pat is desperately trying to rewrite history, I want to take this opportunity to remind people that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a morbidly obese pedophile, who threatened to kill his ex-wife and is fine with beating women who dare to disagree with him.

Did he just admit he hit women but it's okay because he claims they aren't women? So if I just claimed Fat Rick was a blanc-mange and not a human, it would be okay to murder him?

 

[Arocyt]

Out of everything, the begging for likes thing is the most maddening. With his piggy backing on famous people or news stories I think his desire to go fawkin viral somehow makes me annoyed the most. It's Twitter, it IS what you do I guess but god damn this nigger sitting there eagerly updating the status of his Like goal as if it's a crowd funding campaign deserves internet detox alone.

 

[Rekkington]

Third tweet in and I call lies:

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As for the rest, he acts as if we have to make Mars self-sustaining from the get-go. That is an artificially high barrier. I don't know if Musk can even have people on Mars by 2050, but if he does, it's an important first step. The rest can come later.

As usual, Pat's analysis is shit. He's stupid and he thinks he's smart. There's no worse combination.

Pat will lose his mind when he learns people live in the desert.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Third tweet in and I call lies:

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As for the rest, he acts as if we have to make Mars self-sustaining from the get-go. That is an artificially high barrier. I don't know if Musk can even have people on Mars by 2050, but if he does, it's an important first step. The rest can come later.

As usual, Pat's analysis is shit. He's stupid and he thinks he's smart. There's no worse combination.

My favorite part of his whole idiotic screed was tweet 29:

Only a narcissistic dimwit would think that people are waiting on the edge of their seats for him to finish his stupid twitter thread.

The trolls really are hammering him today, someone is impersonating the man that Pat's ex-wife left him for.

Another ironic tweet from Pat, his whole lifestyle is funded by US taxpayers through fraudulent PPP loans. He REALLY hates Elon for some reason.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fat dullard is preparing to take wealthy autistic tech baron to school about going to mars or something.

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Oh good, something else he'll get wrong and I'll probably take 250 characters to explain why.

 

[James done did it]

that's a lot of effort to call out elon musk for being a bullshitter. then again, people have built entire youtube channels on it, see thunderf00t for the past couple of years. But at least he's an actual scientist, not a science fiction author who read some wikipedia articles and a bunch of other science fiction shit to learn the obvious: that humans as we exist right now are a really poor fit for living anywhere but earth on a long term basis.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

science fiction author

Even that's a pretty generous description of Patty Cakes. The guy has been living off fraudulent PPP loans