Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I predict he's going to drop the current lolsuit and come back later with another one against individual users. He's said multiple times he's never going to stop and I actually believe him lol dude is as fucking nuts as he is fat & gay.
He doesn't have any money for a lolsuit. The dipshit Mary 3 names who approved the use of SFWA funds for this suit is no longer in power. He also owes Quasi a shit ton of money, and any money that hits his bank account is going to him.
 
He doesn't have any money for a lolsuit. The dipshit Mary 3 names who approved the use of SFWA funds for this suit is no longer in power. He also owes Quasi a shit ton of money, and any money that hits his bank account is going to him.
I still think he's gonna come back with another one eventually. Whether it be from taking out loans, maxing out credit cards, getting family & friends to help, turning to 'loan sharks' like e he speculated Quasi did lol or even finding some weirdo(s) who will represent him for free or at an extremely reduced rate. He's nuts. And FAT.

He's an actual tough guy who never lies. He also gets angry, and stays angry. He said on the Talkin' Stalkin' podcast that he would never stop.

This is his life now.
 
I still think he's gonna come back with another one eventually. Whether it be from taking out loans, maxing out credit cards, getting family & friends to help, turning to 'loan sharks' like e he speculated Quasi did lol or even finding some weirdo(s) who will represent him for free or at an extremely reduced rate. He's nuts. And FAT.

He's an actual tough guy who never lies. He also gets angry, and stays angry. He said on the Talkin' Stalkin' podcast that he would never stop.

This is his life now.
Yea, If I'm reading this thread right, it looks like our protagonist has to constantly cope, seethe, and dilate at all times with this hilarious act of internet bravado ever since his ego was shattered into a billion tiny shards by his wife telling him he was the most boring unlovable golem to ever exist on planet earth. People like the farms mocking his "super mega real life tough guy who never lies" persona are threats to what little of his ego he's been able to scrape back together, and the only way he can cope and sneed is to never ever stop his belligerence for one second, lest he actually start thinking about how pathetic (and fat) he is.
 
I still think he's gonna come back with another one eventually. Whether it be from taking out loans, maxing out credit cards, getting family & friends to help, turning to 'loan sharks' like e he speculated Quasi did lol or even finding some weirdo(s) who will represent him for free or at an extremely reduced rate. He's nuts. And FAT.

He's an actual tough guy who never lies. He also gets angry, and stays angry. He said on the Talkin' Stalkin' podcast that he would never stop.

This is his life now.
He should find Kevin Landau and buy him some whiskey, he'd probably be up for suing random people over the internet for his cuck of a client's hurt feelings.
Yea, If I'm reading this thread right, it looks like our protagonist has to constantly cope, seethe, and dilate at all times with this hilarious act of internet bravado ever since his ego was shattered into a billion tiny shards by his wife telling him he was the most boring unlovable golem to ever exist on planet earth. People like the farms mocking his "super mega real life tough guy who never lies" persona are threats to what little of his ego he's been able to scrape back together, and the only way he can cope and sneed is to never ever stop his belligerence for one second, lest he actually start thinking about how pathetic (and fat) he is.
I wish he'd check the farms more so the confrontation between Handsome Pat and Rick could finally begin.
 
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I'd bet $23,739.25 plus interest that Patrick only got those Dos Equis just so he could make that stupid joke.
God I wish that picture would turn into the next big Pat meme. He looks so creepy and sweaty.

"I don't always spend over $100,000 of sfwa legal fund money on retarded lolsuits that I lose....But when I do, I drink Dos Equis."

"I don't always get cucked at a toy convention and then sign away my parental rights to my daughter...But when I do, I drink Dos Equis."

"I don't always get suspended from Twitter then spend all night getting shitfaced and rage crying...But when I do, I drink Dos Equis
 
Not that I condone trolling the cows, but the person doing the ‘nice guy Fatrick‘ persona on Twitter is doing the Lords work.

How can Fatrick read those posts and not have a twinge of regret or some burst of self awareness how he comes off online?

Not to mention Fatrick trying to get the nice and likable version of himself banned is the ultimate irony.
 
Apparently SFWA creep John Scalzi has decided to whack the beehive that is the OnAForums. Pat sticks his fat head in and reminds all the SFWA pedos that he's the main victim.

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None of this ever happened, except the vandalism which was done by Pat himself.

Pat and John Walker Flynt discuss the neuroscience behind their defective personalities.

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Apparently SFWA creep John Scalzi has decided to whack the beehive that is the OnAForums. Pat sticks his fat head in and reminds all the SFWA pedos that he's the main victim.
Fat Rick is as ignorant of the law as usual. Both the state where the crime was physically committed and the state where the effects of the crime occurred have jurisdiction. It's possible a cop told him that just to end his ranting, insane Tom Wasserberg-tier crazy call, but the fact is nobody recognizes the "crime" of calling a morbidly obese lunatic fat and crazy.
 
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