Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Akashic Retard]

This failson would be such a complete fuckup in the military. Holy shit, could you imagine being in basic with this guy? I'd be surprised if he finished it alive.

Patrick would never rise above E5, would be a complete dickhead to anyone that wasn't an NCO, would suck the cock of anyone who was.

 

[cuttysnark]

Semen Fatrick can be useful on The USS Harry S. Truman. They can post him in The Officer's Head at Frame 23. He can be a urinal.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Patrick would never rise above E5, would be a complete dickhead to anyone that wasn't an NCO, would suck the cock of anyone who was.

And wouldn't be in combat arms at all. He'd be some S2 clerk in the rear

 

[NotFatChild]

Oh dear...

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Pat might actually kill himself over this.

This is his third ban from twitter. After the first two times he paid a lawyer $5k to get it back (for $10k total). I wonder if he has enough to drop another $5k on it again?

hot damn I'm gone for less than a week and I come back to this, a featured thread, and over 30 pages to catch up on.

beautiful.

 

[Akashic Retard]

And wouldn't be in combat arms at all. He'd be some S2 clerk in the rear

Well of course, that's a given. He would be personnel and would get off on withholding people's pay from them.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Semen Fatrick can be useful on The USS Harry S. Truman. They can post him in The Officer's Head at Frame 23. He can be a urinal.

Meat toilet.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Well of course, that's a given. He would be personnel and would get off on withholding people's pay from them.

"Noooo child, you didn't listen. you were overpaid and now the error is being CorrecTed"

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cmon now this cherub has never been in a barfight lol fucking hell what a knob polisher

 

[discombobulate]

Cmon now this cherub has never been in a barfight lol fucking hell what a knob polisher

No, everytime somebody's about to start something they stop as soon as they see him. They just back off. It's his actual story.

 

[Cactuar King]

No, everytime somebody's about to start something they stop as soon as they see him. They just back off. It's his actual story.

There has to genuinely be something wrong with him mentally, surely?

 

[Somerville Dan]

There has to genuinely be something wrong with him mentally, surely?

Yes, Patrick has a problem using his thinkin' meats.

 

[thismanlies]

No, everytime somebody's about to start something they stop as soon as they see him. They just back off. It's his actual story.

I can believe they back off him. The second he starts lisping threats at anyone, they’ll probably think “I better watch what I drink around this guy because I’ll probably wake up in his rape dungeon.”

 

[Akashic Retard]

How Rick ends bar fights before they start:

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

How Rick ends bar fights before they start:

this would actually take balls to pull off though. he'd probably just say. 'how .. how bout a I jerk you off" and then follow him in the bathroom and do it

 

[NotFatChild]

The average geopolitical/grand strategy take Patrick produces is less grounded in reality than those of the average autistic map painting simulator player.

I'd argue it's even worse than "pretend I'm involved in my daughters life"-Patrick.

at least map painting simulator autists aren't stupid enough to think they can win against a country with 100x the number of troops.

you can't just Texas north america all at once. you have to do it gradually.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Piggy trying to ride the coattails of men who bravely died for their country:

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Were the tens of likes worth it Pat?

He's also trying to create some bizarre hero narrative out of it.

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I've been following him for nearly four years, and it actually bothers me on a whole new level that he is enjoying himself this much while the war rages on.

13 Ukrainian troops, cut off on an island, ordered by a Russian warship to surrender, knowing if they refused, they would be shelled to death. Their answer?

"Patrick is a fat faggot."

 

[Nod Flenders]

13 Ukrainian troops, cut off on an island, ordered by a Russian warship to surrender, knowing if they refused, they would be shelled to death. Their answer?

"Patrick is a fat faggot."

Even the Ukrainians agree that Patrick is fat and a moron.

 

[Shaka Brah]

13 Ukrainian troops, cut off on an island, ordered by a Russian warship to surrender, knowing if they refused, they would be shelled to death. Their answer?

"Patrick is a fat faggot."

13 Ukrainian troops, cut off on an island, ordered by a Midwestern blimp to surrender, knowing if they refused, they would be sued. Their answer?

"кормить нана"

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

12 Ukrainian troops + Patrick cut off on an island, ordered by a Russian warship to surrender, knowing if they refused, they would be shelled to death. Their answer?

"Oy suka blyat, vot eta chto" and Putin left

FTFY

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Nyeeeeeeet child!