Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[justhereforments]

Pat is being roasted on /pol/ as well:

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He's going viral for his tank tweet, but not in the way he wanted.

Just saw that and decided to archive it: https://archive.ph/mjf43

 

[Mr Moonface]

The highly intelligent /pollacks/ are brainstorming their own methods for disabling Russian tanks. This one is pretty funny, at least it's better than Pat's suggestion:

 

[r00]

I've always been disproportionately disgusted by patrick compared to other lolcows and all this posturing just confirms my instincts. He is an empty shell of a human that knows how worthless he is deep down but is too much of a coward to ever end himself. So he sits on twitter warmongering - partially because he gets to revel in the suffering of others as a distraction from his own self made hell, but also because he's secretly hoping for of the threat of global annihilation. A petty cunt like Patrick would gladly watch the entire world get glassed if it also meant his enemies were destroyed too. I imagine he would genuinely consider this as some kind of ultimate win for himself.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The highly intelligent /pollacks/ are brainstorming their own methods for disabling Russian tanks. This one is pretty funny, at least it's better than Pat's suggestion:

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At least that works, as silly as it is. Patrick's suggestion is stupid.

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

So what's Pat's issue?

He's a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[grey area]

Rick is a consistent, unequivocal retard. His recent takes are so far from what any reasonable person would consider sage advice, yet he'll double down because anyone outside of his periphery is literally beneath him and deserving of death. Pat, you profoundly disgust me.

 

[cuttysnark]

I saw a reddit account proudly proclaimed that they had purchased a "Ghost of Kyiv" T shirt because they want to support Ukraine. I googled it and it looks like they supported some retard on Etsy that will likely never send the shirt that doesn't and will never exist.

 

[justhereforments]

The highly intelligent /pollacks/ are brainstorming their own methods for disabling Russian tanks. This one is pretty funny, at least it's better than Pat's suggestion:

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[cuttysnark]

All these tanks had paint thrown on their looky holes and then crashed into each other and The Americans won The Battle of Kursk and Putin cried. "FILL THE WATER BALLOONS CHILDREN! LEAVE NO TANK STANDING!"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Has Patrick ever launched this many dogshit war takes before? I feel like this is new ground for him.

 

[instythot]

He's stopped fighting the commies openly, and is now blocking everyone and hiding their replies.

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I love how baffled regular people get when exposed to Pat's nonsense.

See, this is the kind of outcome I had in mind when I was surprised the rascals weren't giving Rick the old monkey paw by liking and retweeting the shit out of the most retarded tweets. Get that nonsense in front of normies, boys. Get these tweets in twitter reaction news articles under the "some users seemed confused or may have been joking" section

 

[Dave.]

He's encouraging Ukrainian citizens to put themselves in danger...

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He's actually enjoying this war. What a psychopath, fat too.

Someone points out how stupid it is to encourage civilians to sabotage tanks, Pat counts their followers in response.

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Edit: Now he's making the war all about himself.

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You know pat there’s a 200 IQ counter to this. You know what it is? It’s a fucking $3 towel. A fucking towel. Put some paint thinner on it and suddenly your weapon of choice is obsolete sweetie.

 

[instythot]

You know pat there’s a 200 IQ counter to this. You know what it is? It’s a fucking $3 towel. A fucking towel. Put some paint thinner on it and suddenly your weapon of choice is obsolete sweetie.

Aren't those things recessed and protected by mesh to prevent this sort of thing anyway?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

He is an empty shell of a human that knows how worthless he is deep down but is too much of a coward to ever end himself.

I think you're incorrect on this point. Pat is genuinely insane. He would argue that the sky isn't blue [child] with 100% conviction if he had some reason to. There's so many examples of him doing a 180 on certain topics, lying or outright denying reality and I think in his broken mind he believes every word he says. It's also one of the reasons he's such a never ending geyser of milk.

He's also fat. Have you seen his bitch tits?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

His self-aggrandizing takes are on par with Boogie2988's (another huge (in more ways than one) lolcow with a large hate following) pity me bullshit.

 

[ddlloo]

His self-aggrandizing takes are on par with Boogie2988's (another huge (in more ways than one) lolcow with a large hate following) pity me bullshit.

Boogie comes off as pathetic and desperate when he does it, I haven't seen a lot of Pat but he seems like he's absolutely filled with a seething fury but thinks he's channelling it with a smooth wit. He genuinely seems insane though. The type of guy that one day just cracks and goes postal because the cashier yawned while scanning his groceries.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've always been disproportionately disgusted by patrick compared to other lolcows and all this posturing just confirms my instincts. He is an empty shell of a human that knows how worthless he is deep down but is too much of a coward to ever end himself. So he sits on twitter warmongering - partially because he gets to revel in the suffering of others as a distraction from his own self made hell, but also because he's secretly hoping for of the threat of global annihilation. A petty cunt like Patrick would gladly watch the entire world get glassed if it also meant his enemies were destroyed too. I imagine he would genuinely consider this as some kind of ultimate win for himself.

"Yes! The world is nuked! My enemies are gone, and only I remain! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

>Twitter is also gone

"DAMN YOU, CHILDREN!"

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Thunk provoking how when the Taliban took over Afghanistan the extent of Fatrick's expert advice was just to ship millions of refugees out of there and into the US, he was more preoccupied about Biden's image than anything that happen there. Strikingly different to Ukraine schollar Fatrick so eager for them to die even if just to mildly inconvenience one Russian tank for a second.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

breaking: photo of ukrainian anti-tank crews pushing back armor column outside of kiev.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Pat's exposure to the public goes great as always