Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Torque Wheeler]

Slight sperg here.

The up keep on that Mustang is not high. Oil changes and basic maintenance.

Why they are pieces of shit now is because the owners of most American cars are either cheap, broke or stupid. They don’t any basic maintenance. Ignore the check engine light. dumb fucking shit.

any Vehicle made today is going to be fine if you take care of it. Except for BMWs. They fucking suck.

Come join us in the car thread if you want to boomer out on cars. Mustangs are pretty good grocery getters and not too bad of a car to own.

His Bullitt mustang, however, is cat nip for cars and coffee boomers who sit their fat asses in a creaking lawn chair with their sun visors strapped to their sweaty heads hood open yelling "one of a kind!" to passerbys, briskly walking towards a supra or something actually interesting. No one cares about your S197. Owning a mustang doesn't make you cool unless you're a junior in highschool. The Bullitt is a reference to some show your Dad watched when he was a kid maybe, but no one cares anymore.

Sorry for the spergout. The most important takeaway is that he's fat

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

It's honestly shocking how much Patrick's body went to shit over the years.

Here's a picture of him back in 2013 from a vid a few pages back.
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I mean, he's not a hunk or anything, but he's certainly presentable (more than I can say for current-day Fatrick).
It really is amazing how giving even the tiniest bit of a fuck about your physical health can do wonders for you.

He kind of has that sperg face. You know the kid in highschool who smelled like piss and was really into beyblades when everyone else was trying to get handies?
He also kind of looks like a guy on TCAP that would be really combative and demand to know who Chris Hansen is before claiming the child was the one who seduced him.
What I'm saying is he looks like a pedophile.

 

[JJLiautaud]

He kind of has that sperg face. You know the kid in highschool who smelled like piss and was really into beyblades when everyone else was trying to get handies?
He also kind of looks like a guy on TCAP that would be really combative and demand to know who Chris Hansen is before claiming the child was the one who seduced him.
What I'm saying is he looks like a pedophile.

Well he certainly likes sausage made of kids in his mouth.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

It's honestly shocking how much Patrick's body went to shit over the years.

Here's a picture of him back in 2013 from a vid a few pages back.
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I mean, he's not a hunk or anything, but he's certainly presentable (more than I can say for current-day Fatrick).
It really is amazing how giving even the tiniest bit of a fuck about your physical health can do wonders for you.

If only he had chose to diverge into handsome rick instead of fatrick.

 

[instythot]

If only he had chose to diverge into handsome rick instead of fatrick.

You know, a Patrick Tomlinson (fat timeline) that just posts unedited photos of Patty could be fun to make people (including Pat) search the picutres in vain for the pixels that prove all the fat was shooped in

 

[bile demon]

Stop right there, fat scum! Nobody sues the internet on my watch! I'm confiscating your wife and daughter. Now pay Quasi or it's off to jail.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He certainly looks gay in this picture but I can see him being attractive to mid-tier gay guys at the time. Today he just looks like an obese lesbian. All that alcohol consumption has stripped every last drop of testosterone from his body. I wonder if he can even get it up anymore.

No, stalker, he does not consume copious amounts of alcohol, and yes, stalker, he can still get it up, and yes, child, his is bigger than yours. Ask your mother, child; he's fucked your mother so often you're probably an illegitimate child of his, child.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

He kind of has that sperg face. You know the kid in highschool who smelled like piss and was really into beyblades when everyone else was trying to get handies?
He also kind of looks like a guy on TCAP that would be really combative and demand to know who Chris Hansen is before claiming the child was the one who seduced him.
What I'm saying is he looks like a pedophile.

He reminds me of that one kid who would always tell me that he knows 27 different ways to stop my heart with his hands, and then immediately asks "wanna see?". Then they would immediately start wrestling me after I told them no, I don't want my heart stopped and I don't think you can do that.

Also autisticly into WWII and the Titanic disaster. It's like a requirement. And fat.

 

[downloads]

Patrick beat Levine and made it to round 3. He's up against Trudeau https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/aymXCj0wx0 God speed you chubby donkey

 

[break these cuffs]

Patrick beat Levine and made it to round 3. He's up against Trudeau https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/aymXCj0wx0 God speed you chubby donkey

Pat easily beats Trudeau. Justin is based enough to do blackface repeatedly.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Things ain't looking good for Justin,but Rick might actually win an award for once.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Who or what started this poll? I did go have a look, but some background would be appreciated.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Reminder: Patrick still LARPs as a ‘conservative’.

ETA The March Fagness poll is an OnAForums thing apparently

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

The lizard king tries to build bridges with the political firebrand. Is yet again rudely shot down.




*snout

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'll be honest: the Lizard King thing was funny initially, because it was just so out of left field. But now it's getting pathetic.

 

[geodestro]

Who or what started this poll? I did go have a look, but some background would be appreciated.

This is year two of March Fagness at the .org , it's basically a power ranking of who is the biggest fag, it's similar to old power rankings that would be posted to the O&A subreddit, which has a lot of cross over with what used to be the cumtown subreddit.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I'll be honest: the Lizard King thing was funny initially, because it was just so out of left field. But now it's getting pathetic.

I kinda agree it would be better if a) Fatrick Tomlinson actually responded and b) if the lizard king actually came up with his own lore

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I kinda agree it would be better if a) Fatrick Tomlinson actually responded and b) if the lizard king actually came up with his own lore

Yeah it’s ran it’s course, I put effort in at first but then just copy pasted Skyrim dialogue in down times at work, I just think it’s funny he’s telling a lizard man to cease telephone contact with him every day. He does occasionally reply but you have to bring up sore points about being a cuck to Jon Snyder or not selling any books, or that his car doesn’t have 8 cylinders.

Why the fuck doesn’t he just ignore it?

 

[JCDenthog]

Yeah it’s ran it’s course, I put effort in at first but then just copy pasted Skyrim dialogue in down times at work, I just think it’s funny he’s telling a lizard man to cease telephone contact with him every day. He does occasionally reply but you have to bring up sore points about being a cuck to Jon Snyder or not selling any books, or that his car doesn’t have 8 cylinders.

Why the fuck doesn’t he just ignore it?

Because he's just so smart he has to own the stalkers with facts and logic, child

 

[MilkThePig]

Why the fuck doesn’t he just ignore it?

It's extra retarded since most of the time he doesn't respond with anything of note. It's just the same 'you're mentally ill, stalker' and then the 'cease contact' copypasta.

I'm starting to think this Patrick S Tomlinson fella isn't the sharpest tool in the box.