Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[instythot]

Maybe Null's "no contact, no trolling" rules have made me soft in my old age.

Yeah, but Janny Jewsh's rules don't cover all forums. And he gets fairly involved with cows himself, as do a bunch of the Ralph board I am sure, so where's the line?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I always laugh when kiwis act like they don't want to get their hands dirty but are ok with dox being shared, as if one doesn't lead to the other

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Maybe Null's "no contact, no trolling" rules have made me soft in my old age.

The fact of the matter is that Pat Tomlinson is forever linked with ONA and their trolling. There is not one without the other. And considering that 99% of this thread content is from ONA, the hand-wringing here is stupid

 

[Mr Moonface]

I know there's some discord in this thread as of late, but I'm breaking in with an all important order from General Fatton:

 

[instythot]

The fact of the matter is that Pat Tomlinson is forever linked with ONA and their trolling. There is not one without the other. And considering that 99% of this thread content is from ONA, the hand-wringing here is stupid

And let us put the shoe on another foot. Jeana got some weird texts. If it got too weird for her, she could have just blocked Patrick-Sucks-Shit. Nearly every phone sold these days includes a really easy way to stop getting weird texts

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I know there's some discord in this thread as of late, but I'm breaking in with an all important order from General Fatton:

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Yeah thanks fatrick what a good idea to go poking at the payload of a ballistic missile. God how can someone be so stupid AND fat?

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Patrick should know if he's gonna post some attractive tattooed hairdresser all over his social media and go HEY THIS IS JENNA [sic] SHES MY FRIEND AND THE BEST AT HAIRCUTS, someone's gonna do something. Some devious plot will lightbulb in the brain of one of the pests. It happens to every recurring character in the Patverse. Stand close enough to him, you get infected with mean humor from a dead radio show's fanbase.

There's a dinner party guest, nobody knows who he is, but the joke is that he eats pennies. Someone had a photoshop of Scrooge McDuck diving into an empty coin pool with this dude smirking (because he ate all the coins) and I had an uncontrollable, guttural laugh. Just some rando from Wisconsin who got infected by being photographed near Patrick. Now the thought of him consuming a swimming pool full of coins and then sticking around to grin at Scrooge is the funniest thing I've seen all month.

If they get a hold of Pennyeater's phone number, he will get texts about eating pennies. The sun rises, the sun sets.

 

[Maude Snew]

This fat faggot hasn't ended the war yet?

The Russians knew what the were doing invading now when it's winter. They knew that water balloons are only sold during the warm summer months so their most dangerous foe would remain unable to get any to turn the tide against them. Also he couldn't afford them since he lost the case against Quasi and has no money and the store that would sell them is like, way over there, not within wobbling distance for a fatty fat fatso.

That's why they say don't invade Russia in the winter, can't get water balloons.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

I always laugh when kiwis act like they don't want to get their hands dirty but are ok with dox being shared, as if one doesn't lead to the other

If you access information without having to use a VPN then it's not doxing. I have just as much a chance on stumbling on some cow's address by accident as I would if I purposely sought it out.

 

[Ophelia]

the fact she replied normally makes me think this kind of behavior was normal when Pat was around her.

Sometimes women react to creepy texts by saying nothing or acting normal in hopes of diffusing the situation. She might have been worried that anything she said would be interpreted as encouragement. “No means yes” and so on. The real Pat absolutely seems like the type to misread, so if that is what she was doing, I can’t blame her.

I hope she left her job and moved for other reasons, not because she thought a giant pigman was stalking her.

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Is he directing literal children or just being condescending as usual?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I know there's some discord in this thread as of late, but I'm breaking in with an all important order from General Fatton:

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Thanks for the tip! If I see any while I'm out stalking around Milwaukee I will do what I can!

 

[The I Scream Man]

Maybe Null's "no contact, no trolling" rules have made me soft in my old age.

I'd like to say that this is the case with me but I'm not even consistent with it, guess i'm bein a fag

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

There's a dinner party guest, nobody knows who he is, but the joke is that he eats pennies. Someone had a photoshop of Scrooge McDuck diving into an empty coin pool with this dude smirking (because he ate all the coins) and I had an uncontrollable, guttural laugh. Just some rando from Wisconsin who got infected by being photographed near Patrick. Now the thought of him consuming a swimming pool full of coins and then sticking around to grin at Scrooge is the funniest thing I've seen all month.

Bro you cant just describe something hilarious like that and not post the picture.

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

Patrick should know if he's gonna post some attractive tattooed hairdresser all over his social media and go HEY THIS IS JENNA [sic] SHES MY FRIEND AND THE BEST AT HAIRCUTS, someone's gonna do something. Some devious plot will lightbulb in the brain of one of the pests. It happens to every recurring character in the Patverse. Stand close enough to him, you get infected with mean humor from a dead radio show's fanbase.

There's a dinner party guest, nobody knows who he is, but the joke is that he eats pennies. Someone had a photoshop of Scrooge McDuck diving into an empty coin pool with this dude smirking (because he ate all the coins) and I had an uncontrollable, guttural laugh. Just some rando from Wisconsin who got infected by being photographed near Patrick. Now the thought of him consuming a swimming pool full of coins and then sticking around to grin at Scrooge is the funniest thing I've seen all month.

If they get a hold of Pennyeater's phone number, he will get texts about eating pennies. The sun rises, the sun sets.

The series of Pennyeater photoshopped into famous photographs was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

[Somerville Dan]

And let us put the shoe on another foot. Jeana got some weird texts. If it got too weird for her, she could have just blocked Patrick-Sucks-Shit. Nearly every phone sold these days includes a really easy way to stop getting weird texts

She didn't leave Milwaukee because of fake Patrick texts. She left Milwaukee because she's a moderately attractive young woman and that city is a depressing shithole.

The series of Pennyeater photoshopped into famous photographs was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

He witnessed the Great Hooligans Fire of 2020.


He also loves Mexican food.

 

[justhereforments]

She didn't leave Milwaukee because of fake Patrick texts. She left Milwaukee because she's a moderately attractive young woman and that city is a depressing shithole.

It may just be a glitch with the booking system but apparently she's also booked out until May so that probably had something to do with it too.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Fattycakes defeated Justin Cuckdeau in the latest round of Cumtown's March Fagness poll, then immediately gained a sharp lead over commie Tom Morello in the next round

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

Fattycakes defeated Justin Cuckdeau in the latest round of Cumtown's March Fagness poll, then immediately gained a sharp lead over commie Tom Morello in the next round

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Uh oh cumtown, hope you're prepared for the world's most retarded lawsuit.

 

[Euro Mongo]

Uh oh cumtown, hope you're prepared for the world's most retarded lawsuit.

I pray my sandnigger Marfanman has half the balls Quasi has when it comes to protecting his forum from vexatious litigants

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Fatrick beating Trudeau was a real upset. He's the Cinderella of this year's March Fagness.