Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Imagine looking up your dad online, being a teen with identity issues or whatever happens when your dad leaves you (joining the cripz?). And your dad is convinced the insult to end all insults, is child.

And he's fat.

She has a new, better dad now though so she may never even find out. Unless she gets rich and famous and Fat hits her up for more lawsuit money.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Without the fake book reviews, Porky Pat wouldn't have escalated to vandalizing his own property or sending himself death threats so like many things the ONA pests have done it's brought out some good tard cum.

Before college, ONA should pay for therapy for that poor girl.

Yea I kinda forgot how this whole saga began. If fake book reviews are the reason a man known for fighting his toilet online sends death threats to himself then I stand corrected. God bless those pests.

 

[Liber Pater]

“In the Black”

Why does that sound like a thing that belongs in Blacked.com?

Mutt's law in action

 

[Mr Moonface]

Please post a screenshot if you can find it

 

[Johnny Salami]

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This is one of those "the last photo taken of Jane doe when Patrick (right) murder and had sex with her dead body" pictures on Wikipedia

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

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Every now and then I have to purposely induce the douche chills on myself, just to feel something.

 

[whore loving dragon]

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He looks so intensely autistic here, and the behavior matches. This could literally be a Chris Chan post. Just substitute #amwriting for #drawingsonichu

 

[Cactuar King]

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If he doesn't want the social interaction,he shouldn't go to a fucking bar.

 

[Next Task]

Reminder that he posted this the night of Annabelle's 4th birthday, perhaps the most repulsive of his 165k tweets, gloating about ditching his daughter on her fucking birthday.

Maybe it's just because I hate the whole hate crime-y 'I can't believe you said something about black people during BLACK HISTORY MONTH' aspect of it, but unless there's an established connection I wouldn't see that tweet as being about Annabelle, if for no other reason than I would be surprised if Pat remembered her birthday.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

How the fuck is it possible to not know that a bar is a place you go for socializing that's the entire fucking point am I missing something about his tweet? He also appears to have a body weight problem.

 

[Popper Whiting]

He looks so intensely autistic here, and the behavior matches. This could literally be a Chris Chan post. Just substitute #amwriting for #drawingsonichu

I agree it is a tremendously douchey thing to sit at a public venue, obviously doing something in a manner that it guaranteed to raise a few friendly curious questions and then complain that you are "trying to write". It's like streaking out onto the pitch of the superbowl mid game, taking a shit and then asking security for "a little privacy thanks" when they try and get you to stop.

 

[Meriasek]

How the fuck is it possible to not know that a bar is a place you go for socializing that's the entire fucking point am I missing something about his tweet? He also appears to have a body weight problem.

He wants to have the air of the troubled alcoholic genius author who writes in a seedy bar because it's his muse due to his dark past, brooding at the bar where the other patrons leave him in peace as they know he's not to be disturbed when writing his next masterpiece. He clearly wants the attention and the dark reputation, so he writes at the bar instead of in a booth where he would have his peace and quiet. He just doesn't realize he's a nobody without any reputation, and that writing at the fucking bar is gonna invite people to bother you.
In reality he's just a hipster writing a "screenplay" at Starbucks, except with liver damage and obesity instead of veganism and ironic mustaches.
He's a cargo cultist of writing and intellectual endeavours. He sees famous authors writing in weird places, so he does that, without really understanding why. He sees authors writing ironic sequels of beloved classics, so he does that without really understanding why (and that the fad is over). He sees authors being drunk and moody, and he doesn't even need that as a motivation because he's a weak-willed fat idiot and would have been a shitty drunk either way.
The embodiment of Dunning-Kruger midwitism. And also the embodiment of lard.

 

[Next Task]

He's a cargo cultist

That's exactly what he is all the way through. He doesn't understand the whys of anything, he only knows what it looks like and flails about replicating arguments, insults and beliefs other people have demonstrated.

I think it's most evident in his cargo cult attempt at being a 'tough guy'. Pat doesn't understand what masculinity is, what it means to be manly, so he just imitates, or lies, about the things he's been told are manly. A motorcycle, a Mustang, guns, a local bar where they know your name - all more 'man points'.

No wonder he simps for John Flynt so much. Flynt's doing the exact same thing, except trying to pretend to be the 'cool girl' who's into all the stereotypical manly pursuits. Also, both are effeminate men whose lives are a complete lie but mystifyingly have a spouse that finances them.

 

[FinnSven]

He wants to have the air of the troubled alcoholic genius author who writes in a seedy bar because it's his muse due to his dark past, brooding at the bar where the other patrons leave him in peace as they know he's not to be disturbed when writing his next masterpiece. He clearly wants the attention and the dark reputation, so he writes at the bar instead of in a booth where he would have his peace and quiet. He just doesn't realize he's a nobody without any reputation, and that writing at the fucking bar is gonna invite people to bother you.
In reality he's just a hipster writing a "screenplay" at Starbucks, except with liver damage and obesity instead of veganism and ironic mustaches.
He's a cargo cultist of writing and intellectual endeavours. He sees famous authors writing in weird places, so he does that, without really understanding why. He sees authors writing ironic sequels of beloved classics, so he does that without really understanding why (and that the fad is over). He sees authors being drunk and moody, and he doesn't even need that as a motivation because he's a weak-willed fat idiot and would have been a shitty drunk either way.
The embodiment of Dunning-Kruger midwitism. And also the embodiment of lard.

Does he write on a MacBook or a typewriter?

I sure hope it is a typewriter as causing Hemingway and Bill Burroughs to spin in their graves would be the ultimate confirmation of his lack of writing talent.

If he wants to be that kind of writer though he should be writing gritty accounts of life, semi fictionalised and featuring poetically accurate descriptions of the characters.

Instead he tries to write wanky sci fi which the only thing that it has to do with space is how astronomically shit it is.

 

[Meriasek]

Does he write on a MacBook or a typewriter?

I sure hope it is a typewriter as causing Hemingway and Bill Burroughs to spin in their graves would be the ultimate confirmation of his lack of writing talent.

If he wants to be that kind of writer though he should be writing gritty accounts of life, semi fictionalised and featuring poetically accurate descriptions of the characters.

Instead he tries to write wanky sci fi which the only thing that it has to do with space is how astronomically shit it is.

No, child, he writes on a Microsoft Surface, as he is never tired of pointing out.
Seriously, he always seems to point out to be using specifically a Surface. Probably because his Cargo Cult masculinity has him thinking that Macbooks are gay or something, which obviously shouldn't bother his progressive sensibilities, but he's just not smart enough to actually connect the dots.

 

[FinnSven]

No, child, he writes on a Microsoft Surface, as he is never tired of pointing out.
Seriously, he always seems to point out to be using specifically a Surface. Probably because his Cargo Cult masculinity has him thinking that Macbooks are gay or something, which obviously shouldn't bother his progressive sensibilities, but he's just not smart enough to actually connect the dots.

That is an odd thing to be proud about.

Surfaces are pretty average workhorses. Nothing wrong with them, but it’s not hard to find a comparable or better machine for the same or even less money if your only purpose is writing and web surfing.

 

[AprilRains]

That is an odd thing to be proud about.

Anything Patrick is proud of is odd.

 

[Meriasek]

That is an odd thing to be proud about.

Surfaces are pretty average workhorses. Nothing wrong with them, but it’s not hard to find a comparable or better machine for the same or even less money if your only purpose is writing and web surfing.

Yeah, I don't even know. He's literally just writing and websurfing, he could just use the most garbage nettop to do it. Maybe have some old Thinkpad with a good keyboard or something. Shit, be a cool guy and shove a Raspberry Pie into a Model M and clip a small screen onto it to have a really good keyboard to type and show everyone in the bar that you appreciate clicky keys.
But no, he makes sure everyone knows he uses a Surface.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Fatty Patty was scared he'd be mocked for using a MacBook at Starbucks like a hipster so tried to go for a more masculine version. Also he really hated how skinny they were

 

[whore loving dragon]

No, child, he writes on a Microsoft Surface, as he is never tired of pointing out.
Seriously, he always seems to point out to be using specifically a Surface. Probably because his Cargo Cult masculinity has him thinking that Macbooks are gay or something, which obviously shouldn't bother his progressive sensibilities, but he's just not smart enough to actually connect the dots.

Autists are extremely prone to tech hardware tribalism. It's a combination of them being obsessed with objects (to the extent that their ego becomes intertwined with the objects they obsess over) and being unable to rationalize others having different tastes than them (my Microsoft Surface™℠®© is OBJECTIVELY better than what you use, child!)
You're also surely right about his desire not to be seen as a Mac user for toughguy reasons.

I wonder how much he spent on his Microsoft Surface™℠®© by the way. I get the feeling that it was a lot, since only the best will do for the world's greatest writer.