Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

C'mon fren, we both know (as Null often says) "all press are scum." They're also lazy, incompetent, biased, ignorant, stupid, arrogant, narcissistic, deathly allergic to truth and always eager for easy stories that can be used to scare old people. The only vetting they do anymore is "will doing this piece get us sued?"
That's because the truth doesn't sell. They noticed how much gossip papers make and how they're still in print and want in on that action since old media is dead.
 
We should rent share it, have a permanent base of operations to observe Fat's shenanigans
It could be like a sort of communal stalker house, where all the OnA members pitch in to have a place to sleep off their hangovers/supervise Patrick to see if he's installing his fences correctly. A sort of front line command center if you will.

Pat you've tricked a grand total of two women into relationships. One left and obliterated you from memory, the other is mentally handicapped. But yeah I'm sure you were a real stud in your heyday!
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What's with the sudden insecurity recently?

The fake stalkers sending him messages bring the topic up, he's announcing it on Twitter. That doesn't make any sense, if he was such a sexual dynamo then why would his wife need to keep inviting local African American men in to their home to satisfy her? It would be impractical.

Also, I really wish the 17 number was true. Then there would be a good chance that at least one would hear about him and come forward to tell the world how he secretly wears a girdle and sometimes cries when he thinks he's alone.
 
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His imaginary friends. He's also fat.
Who are his imaginary friends, though? Certainly, even a man as fat and stupid as Rick Hamlinson has an audience when he makes absolutely absurd claims.

Who is supposed to believe this bullshit?

They can't possibly be as fat as he is. So who are they?
 
Who are his imaginary friends, though? Certainly, even a man as fat and stupid as Rick Hamlinson has an audience when he makes absolutely absurd claims.

Who is supposed to believe this bullshit?

They can't possibly be as fat as he is. So who are they?
Fonald Plumpf and the trans space crab. It's like that scene in Spaceballs where Dark Helmet is playing with the dolls and Colonel Sanders walks in except with him and Niki and she doesn't even say anything anymore she's too beaten down.
 
Saw this on Articles and News. Too much muscle definition but the face is spot-on, like one of the atalkers does political cartoons or something. Had the flag and text been different I would've assumed it came from here without a second thought.

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Exploitable. Could be Pat harassing troons for dicks to suck, harassing blacks for children to grind into pepperoni, harassing journos to write more clickbait about him getting swatted, harassing ONA posters to send him more fanmail.
The fat is concentrated in his brain. If the cops ever need to put Piggy down for one of his tard rages/sheer horror upon finding the pepperoni grinder, then I pray they don't shoot him in the head. A geyser of fat would erupt and turn 2611 N Oakland Ave into a Superfund site for decades and decades to come.
 
Apologies if late, but in the Daily Beast article it says Nikki works at a non-profit. I thought she ran that “Posts by Ghost” SEO business? Are they making even more things up to make the pair sound more sympathetic?

“Within hours, leadership at the nonprofit group where she works suspended her from her job while they looked into the situation.”
 
That's because the truth doesn't sell. They noticed how much gossip papers make and how they're still in print and want in on that action since old media is dead.
Which is unbelievably stupid. As this website can attest to, the truth is almost always stranger than fiction, and the powers-that-be have plenty of bizarre skeletons in their closets.

If an article exposes the truth about those in power, it's journalism. If not, it's public relations.
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Even in his imaginary scenarios, he comes off as an asshole. Imagine being such a toxic, horrible, fat little man that you cannot present yourself as the good guy even in a hypothetical situation.
 
I was working on the Ben Shapiro post, but I started wondering if I shouldn't make an easily emailed (.pdf?) point-by-point rebuttal to all of the ridiculous claims Pat makes to these news organizations. Do you think they're too lazy and/or agenda-driven for it to have any effect?

It would take a while to make, even though a lot of the work was already done for earlier posts I've made (especially those immediately following the lolsuit announcement).
 
I was working on the Ben Shapiro post, but I started wondering if I shouldn't make an easily emailed (.pdf?) point-by-point rebuttal to all of the ridiculous claims Pat makes to these news organizations. Do you think they're too lazy and/or agenda-driven for it to have any effect?

It would take a while to make, even though a lot of the work was already done for earlier posts I've made (especially those immediately following the lolsuit announcement).
It would definitely be very useful (also might help as a Pat introduction for others as well), I wonder if SpaceEdge of Owen A has something like that already. He's stated he won't reveal his methods of getting articles taken down but if I had to guess...
 
Not gonna PL but maybe I know fathers, maybe I am one. And nothing burns more than a man abandoning a little girl and not showing a single iota of remorse over it. I usually have a hands-off, bemused approach to lolcows but Pat fucking deserves every single ounce of hate, I swear to God.
Motherfucker acting like these are all organic follows when they're clearly bought. If they weren't, at least half of them would translate to book sales. How's that going, Pat?
 
Apologies if late, but in the Daily Beast article it says Nikki works at a non-profit. I thought she ran that “Posts by Ghost” SEO business? Are they making even more things up to make the pair sound more sympathetic?
I think it may be a new youth outreach program that Nikki is involved in "Farts by Spook"

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