Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

"I never should have left that polycule..."
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Living with the pigman has taken such a toll she's developed Rickmouth

 

[Flexo]

They really don't know, do they?

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2022/05/11/roe-v-wade-draft-opinion-sparks-protests-scotus-justices-homes/9734750002/

 

[Meat Target]

The few comments on this are funsters, including Dan himself.

Meanwhile, the guy who wrote the article has gone private on Twitter.

 

[James done did it]

Nice tiny enclosure for your "beloved" lizard you fat faggot. What is that, a 20 long? Even if its a 40 a beardie of that size should be in a 75. 125 if you have the space. I get why people running breeding operations and housing multiple reptiles would try to economize but if you're keeping a single pet reptile as an adult homeowner (not for long lel) there's no justification for cheaping out. A 125 gallon tank is about $500 new and you can often find them for cheap or free used on craigslist. That animal has a lifespan of up to 15 years. Probably longer than Rick will live at this point, but even if you assume it only lives 10 and expense that tank over that decade it's $50 a year. You probably spend that every other day on liquor if you're as obese and inflamed looking as Pat is here.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Goodness fucking gracious Nikki looks like hammered shit.

If you think about it; if the goal is to make SWATing look as dangerous and deadly as possible; its counterintuitive to feature Piggy. If he's been SWATted 43 times and wow nothing happened it doesn't seem that dangerous.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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Pat "sometimes works" at Hoolie's.

Ahh, Taylor makes a clever Tomlinson Technicality. He occasionally "works" in that he writes his books there, but mostly he just gets shitfaced.

Isn't this kind of how Taylor Lorenz's version of "investigative journalism" works? Granted no dolls or soundtrack, but she did show up uninvited to a relative and did target at least one minor over the whole Libs of TikTok kerfuffle, IIRC.

 

[grapeshark77]

His Twitter followers went up....by 34, according to Socialblade.

You know he thought this was going to be a big deal, and it's less than 2 minutes at the end of the broadcast to fill time. It doesn't help that the Supreme Court kept handing down more important rulings yesterday and today meaning any buzz he could get has been destroyed.

Also I like that he's yelling at Cloudflare now, this is their bed to sleep in. He's a straight (????) white dude so nobody cares.

 

[DumbDude43]

Saying it began with the Norm MacDonald thing is technically true but omits a hell of a lot

yeah that's like saying "people have stalked and tormented miss chandler for over a decade, all because she once wrote pokemon and sonic fanfiction in 2006"

 

[Berrakh]

yeah that's like saying "people have stalked and tormented miss chandler for over a decade, all because she once wrote pokemon and sonic fanfiction in 2006"

Well that was my only motive…

 

[grey area]

Journo scum presents one side of the coin. Using Pat as the face of these issues is the most idiotic thing I can think of. His years-long indiscretions and woeful behaviour just aren't relevant to their agenda at hand, but the same organisation would cannibalise him for his past tweets alone. Even the descriptions of the issues faced by Pat are embellished or untrue. The only thing that should be elaborated on is that Pat is the cause of his problems. I fucking hate current-day journalism.

 

[Meat Target]

Oopsie Doodle Dandies forgot to do some Fact-Checkin'.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

How many people are going to be introduced to Pats faucet dick on twitter after this?

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Look who's showing Rick support, only his good friend Dominic, the Boogie look-a-like and convicted child sex offender https://archive.is/QEBWk
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Rick is certainly an expert in this regard.

When the news crew spent four hours watching Rick tweet/eat compulsively and drink alcoholically, did any of them even think to ask why he doesn't do the bare minimum to protect his faggot wife and lizard by simply not responding to literally every troll? Or were they distracted by the beautiful half-hovel corner kitchen?

 

[Markorian]

I get that the average person who still watches the news is a literal sub 70iq retard, but who the fuck is gonna take every single one of these claims seriously? If someone catches one lie, they're predisposed to viewing everything else more suspiciously, and I think they crammed way too many whoppers in there.

 

[Maude Snew]

Sorry about this subforum being down for a bit, I uploaded a full body shot of Fat Rick and Shane at the same time and kind of 9/11'd the server. My bad.

 

[Associate Rick]

Oopsie Doodle Dandies forgot to do some Fact-Checkin'.

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Wrong again, child, the culprit was caught in the act.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

pat has sounded really smug in recent tweets. I think he's conflating the FBI anti-swatting initiative (a good thing) with putting all ona/kiwifarmers in jail for talking mad shit about him (classic patrick fantasy).
he has confused reality with his fantasy before too. quasi's court case is the best example. he was so fucking sure he was about to win, even when it was clear he had already lost.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Saw him on the news, got the video.

Spoiler

Sorry for it being shitty phone quality, I saw him on the news by chance, and I just grabbed the video and edited out the commercials after.

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Goddamn, Fatty looks like shit. Like, close to dying shit. He also seems weirdly sedated, face all slack, did he drop a benzo before the interview? He already looked weirdly off in the Mexico photos. Is this his big, pig-headed plan in the end, croaking before Quasi can come collect? Get a grip, Hamlinson! Holy shit, even Nikki looks positivly glowing there compared to him.

 

[NotFatChild]

I think he's spiraling. His desperate quest for attention as one of his many, many debts finally comes due.

Not sure how his deluded pig plan goes from Lie For Attention -> Debts Paid but I have no doubt Pat has it all worked out.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Sorry about this subforum being down for a bit, I uploaded a full body shot of Fat Rick and Shane at the same time and kind of 9/11'd the server. My bad.

Is Shane even producing new content these days? I just see the one sad, lonely post on Facebook and I don't think he's writing more threatening emails. I think the break will do him good.

 

[Maude Snew]

Is Shane even producing new content these days? I just see the one sad, lonely post on Facebook and I don't think he's writing more threatening emails. I think the break will do him good.

He's missing, presumed fat.