Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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An automatic clown said:
Someone is cruising for a childing.
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Lumber doesn't melt you big fat stupid oaf
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Propane doesn't melt steel lumber beams?
McMitch4kf said:
Criticizing Fat on his grill placement on the basis of it starting fires is completely moot because we all know that grill will never so much as be lit.
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There's few things in life that are as sad as being an adult male and not having friends coming over for a Saturday afternoon barbecue. Not that Piggy doesn't deserve his misery.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
Propane doesn't melt steel lumber beams?
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It can get hot enough to catch wooden fencing on fire, and the older and dryer it is the shorter the time of exposure has to be for ignition. Given how young the lumber is there is a good chance it would probably take more than a few hours at nearly full blast to cause it to ignite.

As far as "melting" in the same way as siding, that isn't possible with wood due to its fundamental chemical nature. Even if exposed to a sudden, very short but extremely intense burst of incredibly high heat, it won't melt. Wood in that situation would undergo instantaneous pyrolysis. If the intensity of the heat is significant you essentially get instant charcoal. If the heat is even greater, truly a fantastic intensity, then you get nothing but essentially black carbon because all the other reactive chemicals have either reacted with the environment or been destroyed. There is also a decent chance the piece of wood will explode in a rather dramatic fashion, sending shrapnel in all directions, since all the liquids that can convert to gas will instantly do so, including a substantial amount of water turning to vapor, which has a much larger volume than liquid water, and would force the other material near it apart as it suddenly expanded.

Now everyone can scratch that off as their chemistry lesson for the day!
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
Which happens first???

A) We get verification that Niki left Rick
B) The whole hovel burns down due to Piggish Lightning started by the new grill
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If the pigpen catches fire, Pig will tweet about being SwaTTTed again because the fire department showed up.

Maybe he's trying to burn it down and collect the insurance payout so he can get out of debt, but without just straight-up committing arson.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
Which happens first???

A) We get verification that Niki left Rick
B) The whole hovel burns down due to Piggish Lightning started by the new grill
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Trick question since Niki handles all the tasks involving gas, she's a pro after all, and after she leaves there will also be no more gas, at least not enough to do anything of substance with.
 
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Meat Target said:
Maybe he's trying to burn it down and collect the insurance payout so he can get out of debt, but without just straight-up committing arson.
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That’s a possibility, but it will fail like everything else like this Fat tries.

There is already an archive of a tweet with someone pointing out his barbecue is too close to the fence and he responded to it.
100% a claims investigator will find this tweet and use the fact that he was aware of the potential for fire, yet chose to ignore it, to deny his claim.

I hope he does do this, but no one gets hurt.

It would be insanely funny to know that Fatrick made himself homeless on top of being broke through his own stupidity and stubbornness.

If Niki hasn’t left him already at that point, I am sure that will be the absolute final straw.
 
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RussianParasite said:
A sympathetic brotherman sent his well-wishes to Pat, who denies that his wife is “gone.” Unfortunately, many unreliable narrators here, but Pat is probably the most prolific liar in this situation. This is the same guy that can “no child” your “stalker delusions” about him owing Quasi money even when presented with the literal court order saying so. Enjoy prison, all of you.

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A shame Johnnie Cochran died.
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
How is Rick going to pay both Quasi and pay alimony?
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He can sell his toys and the rights to his books.

He could also get money from the Pests. He could sell them Patrick memorabilia, let them call him fat for $5 per utterance of "fat," or charge money for them to take selfies with him. They'd be crazy enough to do it.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
He can sell his toys and the rights to his books.

He could also get money from the Pests. He could sell them Patrick memorabilia, let them call him fat for $5 per utterance of "fat," or charge money for them to take selfies with him. They'd be crazy enough to do it.
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He should charge them per sms for responding to their texts.
 
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Another Pat ballwasher humiliates a stlaker. I'm glad piggy has such good friends.

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Yeah, expose that ugly bitch!
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Oh...
I just love when this kinda shit happens to Pat.
 
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Next Task said:
"No, Patty. I don't want to go on TV and say these things. You know they're not true."
"You have to. We've got no choice. We're in this together, chi- ... sweetie."
"But you're the one who keeps replying to them. You're the one who never shuts up about them and blames them for everything. I didn't do anything."
"You don't understand, Niki. You never do. If they win, they get it all. My house, my car, my bike. It doesn't matter if any of it is in your name, we're married, they'll still take it all from me... us. Me and you. We have to be a team."

Then it clicked. Niki finally saw the way out, the one that had been staring her in the face for years.

- Who the fuck knows what's really going on there with Pat and his second, better wife. I hope he's getting dumped, but it's going to be obfuscated by his bullshit no matter what. But who knows, maybe having to lie repeatedly for Pat's benefit alone has taken its toll.

Incidentally, I've just started watching 'Kevin Can Fuck Himself', which feels very appropriate for a Man of Pig divorce arc.
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Man, i can't picture NiKKKi blurting out anything but a sullen "Okay" to anything Patty asks of her, she doesn't seem to be the self-respecting, argumentative type to me. I base this assumption solely on her getting suckered into marrying the Man of Pig in the first place.
 
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