Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Otis Mallebrok said:
It would be funny, if he is offered a deal of no jail-time in return for displaying some degree of contrition. Imagine his facial expression, as he is forced to say he is sorry. He might even explode.
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Judge: "Say sorry and you get off scot-free"
Fatrick: "hnnnghhh....hnghhhhh....THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT STALKER CHILD, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME THERE IS NO PRISON IT DOES NOT EXIST AND BESIDES YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON STALKER JUDGE!"
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I think there is still a small chance that if he does crack it, the judge might ask Dan and BDA to wait outside. Just so he has a chance of getting some sense out of piggy. Just a gut feeling. Like when one kid is melting down and you send the other one away to give yourself time to un-tard the melty one.
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I honestly hope they get arrested and go to jail with fatrick. Nothing against them personally, it’d just be really really funny.
 
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I know this will never happen but for me the absolute funniest conclusion would be Pat actually going to prison for a decent length of time and emerging an actual actual tough guy, having got really jacked, found God, kicked his crippling Twitter Xitter addiction, and learned to make a shiv out of literally anything. Though if this did happen we would probably never know, as Reformed Pat wouldn't tweet xeet about it.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I want him to get locked up purely so we can see the birth of a new Rare Patrick: Jailhouse Pat.

You know even if he only spends 24 hours in county jail he'll be on Twitter the second he's released to start acting like he just got done with a life sentence, spreading the wisdom of a grizzled ex-con. Maybe he'll even get a teardrop tattoo to go with his shitty LOTR one.
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I'm putting my money on him denying going to jail if it he does end up doing time. Never happened stalker, simply more delusions of your sick criminal mind. It will be you heading to jail stalker.
 
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If he had just gone to the debtor's exam he could have set up a payment plan and denied everything on Twitter, only jail wouldn't be in the mix. I can see another one getting scheduled and he skips that, too, after which all hell breaks loose. It's easy to forget but the case has been decided and Pat lost, it's just a matter of how he ends up paying the money. There is no defense he can use, and now his own tweets (and possibly media appearances) are getting used against him.

Let's check in on the media tour, including the big Morning Joe boost.

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I think the funniest outcome is piggy becoming disruptive in the courtroom and having to spend the weekend in jail. Immediately Monday as soon as he gets his phone back he'd be squealing on twitter about how he wasn't in jail, they're all lying etc. etc. Then go on whatever shitty local news stations his publicists can afford saying he was put in prison by the judge for daring to stand up to his stalkers.

I'mThePatMan! said:
Great new, Pat fans. I know that after that video where Pat threw that PAThetic punch some of us were scared our leader was no longer an actual tough guys. Fortunately, we were wrong, he's still the man:
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>4 Police officers couldn't subdue me I didn't even have to throw a punch to do it
wow Pat its not a lie if you believe it, thanks for admitting you resisted detainment/arrest
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Great new, Pat fans. I know that after that video where Pat threw that PAThetic punch some of us were scared our leader was no longer an actual tough guys. Fortunately, we were wrong, he's still the man:
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He’s lost whatever mind he had left. Has he forgotten releasing the video?
 
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A Random Lurker said:
I think the funniest outcome is piggy becoming disruptive in the courtroom and having to spend the weekend in jail. Immediately Monday as soon as he gets his phone back he'd be squealing on twitter about how he wasn't in jail, they're all lying etc. etc. Then go on whatever shitty local news stations his publicists can afford saying he was put in prison by the judge for daring to stand up to his stalkers.



>4 Police officers couldn't subdue me I didn't even have to throw a punch to do it
wow Pat its not a lie if you believe it, thanks for admitting you resisted detainment/arrest
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It would be a hoot if some rascal visited him in jail while he was in his orange jail jumpsuit, obviously behind bars, denying he was in jail.
 
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If the ATalkers are showing up at the court then there is almost no chance Pat will be there. He’s terrified of them as evidenced by Andrew showing up at his watering hole, Pat filing for a restraining order like a battered woman, and then losing that case in court.

He’s just going to ignore the hearing and pretend like nothing is going on as he always does with his real life responsibilities. His time is better spent correcTing the record, child.
 
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