Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bile demon]

What do you guys think Fatrick's ex wife thinks about the current situation, and over the years

She's busy advertising her yard sale full of 5 dollar trinkets on Craigslist to raise funds for her 3rd, even better wedding. Annabelle has already called two men her father and Patrick is neither of them.

It'd be fucking great if his employer

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

No, you guys don't get it. He has all the evidence he needs to lock us up and throw away the key, he just somehow fails to present this evidence any time he needs to prove it!

 

[Procrastinhater]

his employer

Does Pat even have an employer these days or does he just live off residuals from insurance policies he conned old people into taking out a decade ago and leech off of his second, better, wife?

 

[Piggle Rick]

No, you guys don't get it. He has all the evidence he needs to lock us up and throw away the key, he just somehow fails to present this evidence any time he needs to prove it!

“No child, I’m simply giving all that evidence to the FBI whilst paying Quasi. I’m sorry that you’re so cripplingly stupid. Wait quietly for the knock, child” (Piggy, probably).

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Guess what Patrick: people keep coming to the conclusion that this is just some feud because it IS. If Quasi misrepresented the stalking as such, it would be easy to disprove that in a hot minute with evidence.

But there is none, because you're not being stalked. You're locked in a feud with trolls because your brain is broken.

He fucking misspelled caricature. He put quotes around it and still misspelled it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He fucking misspelled caricature. He put quotes around it and still misspelled it.

This man is a traditionally published author.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Guess what Patrick: people keep coming to the conclusion that this is just some feud because it IS. If Quasi misrepresented the stalking as such, it would be easy to disprove that in a hot minute with evidence.

But there is none, because you're not being stalked. You're locked in a feud with trolls because your brain is broken.

Patrick secretly loves this. Upthread, it's been proven he's always had a persecution complex; he's always thought he's so damn important that people are organizing to take him down. No, child, it wasn't just a random burglary, it was an attempt to silence me!

Now he has the rascals coming after him, and it's easy to present them as the stalker children he's always imagined coming after him.

It doesn't hurt that he's a fat, alcoholic, pig-headed moron.

 

[MilkThePig]

this is why i also believe that if he were to lose his shxitter account for good he'd go postal.

You're not wrong. Back in the early days of fucking with pig, when the subreddit was still around, the first thing that made him pay attention to us was his Twitter account getting suspended. iirc he was off there for a good 9-10 months, during which time he was losing his mind. He was constantly posting on Facebook about how frustrated he was for unfairly losing his account and legitimately threatened to fly to Twitter HQ at one point. He was also saying things like "It's very important that I'm allowed to talk to a real person at Twitter".

Twitter is his whole world. Everything about the public persona he's constructed for himself relies on that platform. I legitimately think he'd rather lose a limb than never be able to xeet again.

 

[mold]

I don't know. I think Fatrick genuinely has below average IQ on top of his severe narcissism and elements of antisocial personality disorder he displays, no doubt compounded by his alcoholism. He genuinely has no sense of self-preservation

that's basically what I said - he's an intensifed version of a spouse that can't stop from fucking with their ex via custody stuff, or a university or government employee who spends all their time filing complaints of harassment or discrimination while making all their coworkers miserable. Fatrick is so over the top that he actually tripped wires in the system that ended up punishing him, but ask yourself whether he would have gone so far if he didn't have actual journalists covering him sympathetically, and if he didn't feel part of the great anti-farms crusade?

It should never have gotten this far, because his behavior should have precluded any support whatsoever.

 

[grapeshark77]

Javier's got to be feeling pretty good about his decison to do the follow-up episodes right now. I'm hoping he does more like his previous series (which was about people pretending to be stalked) but I could also understand him maybe just checking back in every so often.

Pat's been REALLY mad the past few days - he didn't come off angry right after the hearing but it seems to have hit about a week later, to the point where he's somehow more unhinged than usual. I don't know if anything happened to cause it or not, it would be funny if the money he got had strings attached (like, get a real job).


EDIT: he's already going! This guy doesn't even like Trump and he used "childish" so Pat can't.

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't hurt that he's a fat, alcoholic, pig-headed moron.

And somehow, when he brings his utterly insane bullshit to a real court, the court agrees with his opponents and orders HIM to pay THEM.

EDIT: he's already going! This guy doesn't even like Trump and he used "childish" so Pat can't.

Pat is such a fucking idiot. I don't like Trump either but it's inarguable that he can currently speak more intelligibly than Joe Biden. Biden can't go a full sentence without beclowning himself somehow.

This man is a traditionally published author.

Print is dead. And this fat faggot killed it.

 

[Star Platinum]

Does Pat even have an employer these days or does he just live off residuals from insurance policies he conned old people into taking out a decade ago and leech off of his second, better, wife?

In the second episode of the Pretend Podcast series, Thikki mentions that Patty is a licensed insurance agent and they both say he makes "tens of thousands of dollars per year" from residuals. Neither of them mention him currently selling policies.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Patrick's worship of Biden is interesting goes to show his thoughts are entirely programmed by what he sees on his Xitter hugbox and what the tee vee tells him.

 

[Piggle Rick]

In the second episode of the Pretend Podcast series, Thikki mentions that Patty is a licensed insurance agent and they both say he makes "tens of thousands of dollars per year" from residuals. Neither of them mention him currently selling policies.

If he’s making even $10K a year from insurance policies he sold many years ago, then the insurance business is corrupt and fucked up.
Who would have thought.

 

[AnOminous]

If he’s making even $10K a year from insurance policies he sold many years ago, then the insurance business is corrupt and fucked up.
Who would have thought.

I don't believe a completely loathesome fat faggot with bitch tits like Pat's sold shit or that he's making any money at all from residuals. I know people who have sold insurance and still make money from it after retirement. None of them are disgusting, porcine freaks oozing lard from their pores, none of them stare fatly at you and call you child, none of them remotely resemble this revolting cocksucker in any way.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I don't believe a completely loathesome fat faggot with bitch tits like Pat's sold shit or that he's making any money at all from residuals. I know people who have sold insurance and still make money from it after retirement. None of them are disgusting, porcine freaks oozing lard from their pores, none of them stare fatly at you and call you child, none of them remotely resemble this revolting cocksucker in any way.

So it is possible to get residual payments many many years later?
In which case, Adrienne’s parents are still supporting his ass, while he has never supported his own daughter?
JFC

 

[AnOminous]

So it is possible to get residual payments many many years later?
In which case, Adrienne’s parents are still supporting his ass, while he has never supported his own daughter?
JFC

Nobody can support his ass. It is so fucking fat it would require an industrial development project to support it. I doubt this fat bastard could even wipe it.

But yeah, lots of sales jobs give you a percentage of whatever the client you landed is still paying. Even I had some of these (not going to name the type of business). But I was a really shitty salesman and would talk someone into buying something they didn't need and then feel guilty and talk them back out of it.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Patrick's worship of Biden is interesting goes to show his thoughts are entirely programmed by what he sees on his Xitter hugbox and what the tee vee tells him.

I bet he couldn’t name a single good thing Biden has done. He’s just such an idiot that “hur dur Orange Man Bad” is as far as he thinks. He’s politically ignorant whilst wanting to be a “pundit”.

 

[FinnSven]

Nobody can support his ass. It is so fucking fat it would require an industrial development project to support it. I doubt this fat bastard could even wipe it.

But yeah, lots of sales jobs give you a percentage of whatever the client you landed is still paying. Even I had some of these (not going to name the type of business). But I was a really shitty salesman and would talk someone into buying something they didn't need and then feel guilty and talk them back out of it.

Unfortunately, being the kind of person who won’t take no for an answer is usually the most critical qualification to be in sales.

I know you rightly feel contempt for Fatrick, but I can well believe he doesn’t take no for an answer.
Perhaps when he was skinnier he was less off putting to people, or maybe he was just the kind of sales guy who once he got in the door refused to leave until they bought something.

 

[AnOminous]

Perhaps when he was skinnier he was less off putting to people, or maybe he was just the kind of sales guy who once he got in the door refused to leave until they bought something.

I can imagine him being so repulsive that people would gladly pay just to get him out of their sight.