Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Ladies and gentlemen and tha random troon who got lost looking for the dilation station, I present to you a perfect pig xeet
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Here we not only have the NOCHILD and HUSHNOW pig-tics but also the snarling tard rage laden "ANYONE WHO SAYS LOLCOW MUST BE SENT TO JAIL" porcine seethe

EDIT: oh fuck you rowsdower you beat me by like three seconds you nigger
 
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Obviously the whole PRISON CHILD thing has been discussed at length, but in light of him declaring anyone who uses internet lingo that gets used against him to be an irredeemable sociopath in need of prison just for using this term, it really is worth deeper meditation on fat's tendency for demanding the most overblown, hyperbolic, and downright megalomaniacal punishments he can think of for the most trivial of slights and non-offenses.
  • In the Josiah calls he openly and with a voice trembling in autistic rage stated his wish that all his trolls be put to death by the state
  • The whole reason the quasi lawsuit began was because he wanted to find the identities of anyone who so much as left him a bad review on goodreads via their IP addresses
  • He has been and still seems to be actively trying to use his imaginary influence to destroy LESLAAAY's career for calling bullshit on him on xitter and has issued physical threats against her
  • He has and continues to fantasise his stalker childs being raped in prison and even in these currentyear times he is unashamed to wish this
  • For not wanting to be in a relationship with him, he openly threatened to murder not only his wife but his unborn daughter just to cause her as much pain and fear as he could
  • When an airBNB guest left the slightest criticism in a review he wrote a small textwall furiously castigating all her imagined failures and made it clear he is communicating with as many other properties he can find to "warn them" of her being so evil and vile so she is unable to rent again
  • When a cop does his basic fucking job and shows up in light of a call that he is in physical danger or causing others physical danger, and winds up having to cuff him because he cannot contain his piggish tard fury, he issues a lawsuit against him specifically to destroy his career
And these are just part of what we know....and what we know is just the tip of the damn iceboig when it comes to how fat has treated those around him throughout his life.

What is obvious and beyond doubt however is that along with being a fat faggot (with bitch tits), he is an absolutely unfathomable piece of shit right up there with Ralph and Yaniv and the like, with the only thing limiting his ability to hurt people as much as he wishes being the fact he is so goddamn fucking retarded
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ladies and gentlemen and tha random troon who got lost looking for the dilation station, I present to you a perfect pig xeet
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Here we not only have the NOCHILD and HUSHNOW pig-tics but also the snarling tard rage laden "ANYONE WHO SAYS LOLCOW MUST BE SENT TO JAIL" porcine seethe

EDIT: oh fuck you rowsdower you beat me by like three seconds you nigger
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Normie: "you are one of those lowcows"

Patrick: "No child, I am not and everyone who uses the term is a sociopath that needs to be institucionalized for the rest of their life"

Complete sane, normal and not deranged at all response from Fatrick
 
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Kirtto said:
Anthony goes after trans children exclusively, get your facts right kiwisissies
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I took a closer look at the twitter screen you posted then I noticed the profile picture next to "Post your reply". then i saw that that the tweets from BlackCopMI have the view post engagements button. It looks like you've been cowtipping.
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edit: i'm wrong never mind.
 
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Something Awful said:
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Fat faggot with bitch tits. Sorry, I had some whiskey and don't feel like writing further commentary.
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I read Discworld long before Harry Potter was first released (Reaper Man was my first book in the series and I absolutely love it, just like the rest of the Grim Reaper subseries).
So I don't know what's his point - they are entirely different beasts (DW - satire interlooped with philosophical musings, HP - modern fairy tale) and they both do their job exceptionally well.
 
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A normies encounters Pat.
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Patrick is just a little grumpy because the funsters at the OnA Forums keep sneaking into his house at night and farting in Nikki's vagina. That would put me in a bad mood as well, I wouldn't want any other farts in my wife's vagina except my own....

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I am looking forward to enjoying prison. Remember, this is what prison is like if you are the kings of prison.
We'll literally own the joint. Even the screws will join us in Patposting from the pen.
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I'm sure there is nothing quite like enjoying a delicious Maine lobster dinner in the big house!
 
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Trump was right to dump the Afgani government. They were a trillion dollar game of pretend being played by America. The second that we looked away, their president fled with our money and the whole fiction evaporated like a puff of smoke.
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Poor Biden only had six months to plan for the military to leave in an orderly fashion.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Now i want a forrems to write a dr seuss style enjoy prison book using only famous ffwbt words.
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Maude Snew said:
I will now eat your eggs and ham
I'll eat it all, fat I am.
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Thank you Maude, for the brevity of your joke and the reference to Patrick's morbid obesity by every medical standard.

Here's my autistic rendition of the reptile's request with a long version word swap of Fox in Socks. I gave up after a while because the Slow Joe Cumia and Sue Lightning references were fine as Seuss wrote them.

Dox-in' Socks

Socks
Box
Nogs

Nogs in box
Dox-in' socks
Nogs on socks
in socks in box

Socks on Nogs
And nogs in box
Dox-in' socks
On box on Nogs

Chicks with Ricks come
Chicks with cocks come
Chicks with Ricks and
Cocks and blocks come

Look sir. Look, sir
Mr. Nogs, sir
Let's do tricks with
Ricks and cocks, sir

First I'll make a
Quick Rick stack
Then I'll make a
Quick trick block stack

You can make a
Trick cock stack
And here's a
New trick, Mr. Nogs...

Socks on dicks
And dicks on dox
Dox on cocks
On Ricks and blocks

Ricks and blocks
On Nogs on blocks
Now we come to
Ticks and tocks, sir

Try to say this
Mr Nogs, sir...

Cocks on dox tick
Cocks on Nogs tock
Six sick Ricks tick
Six sick chick tock

Please sir. I don't
Like this trick, sir
My tongue isn't
Quick or slick, sir

I get all those
Ticks and cocks, sir
Mixed up with the
Chicks and tocks, sir

I can't do it, Mr. Nogs, sir
I'm so sorry
Mr. Nogs, sir

Here's an easy
Game to play
Here's an easy
Thing to say...

New socks
Two socks
Whose socks?
Sue's socks

Who sews whose socks?
Sue sews Sue's socks
Who sees who sew
Whose new socks, sir?

You see Sue sew
Sue's new socks, sir
That's not easy
Mr. Nogs, sir

Who comes?
Crow comes
Slow Joe Crow comes
Who sews crow's clothes?

Sue sews crow's clothes
Slow Joe Crow
Sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes

Sue sews socks of
Dox in socks now
Slow Joe Crow sews
Nogs in box now

Sue sews rose
On Slow Joe Crow's clothes
Dox sews hose
On Slow Joe Crow's nose

Hose goes
Rose frows
Nose hose goes some
Crow's rose grows some

Mr. Nogs!
I hate this game, sir
This game makes
My tongue quite lame, sir

Mr. Nogs, sir
What a shame, sir
We'll find something
New to do now

Here is lots of
New blue goo now
New goo. Blue goo
Gooey. Goeey

Blue goo, New goo
Gluey. Gluey
Gooey goo
For chewy chewing!

That's what that
Goo-Goose is doing
Do you choose to
Chew goo, too, sir?

If, sir, you, sir
Choose to chew, sir
With the Goo-Goose
Chew, sir. Do, sir

Mr. Nogs, sir
I won't do it
I can't say it
I won't chew it

Very well, sir
Step this way
We'll find another
Game to play

******THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO THIS JOKE, BUT I'M DONE, HOLY SHIT, THIS POEM IS LONG. FUCK!!!******

Bim comes
Ben comes
Bim bringgs Ben broom
Ben brings Bim broom
Ben bends Bim's broom
Bim bends Ben's broom
Bim's bends
Ben's bends
Ben's bent broom breaks
Bim's bent broom breaks
Ben's band. Bim's band
Big bands. Pig bands
Bim and Ben lead
Bands with brooms
Ben's band bangs
And Bim's band booms
Pig band! Boom band!
Big band! Broom band!
My poor mouth can't
Say that. No Sir
My pooor mouth is
Much too slow, sir
Well then...
Bring your mouth this way
I'll find it something
It can say
Luke Luck likes lakes
Luke's duck likes lakes
Luke luck licks lakes
Luke's duck licks lakes
Duck takes licks
In lakes Luke Luck likes
Luke Luck takes licks
In lakes duck likes
I can't blah
Such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't
Made of runner
Mr. Knox. Now
Come now. Come now
You don't have to
Be so dumb now....
Try to say this
Mr, Knox, please....
Through three cheese trees
Three free fleas flew
While these fleas flew
Freezy breeze blew
Freezy breeze made
These three trees freeze
Freezy trees made
These trees' cheese freeze
That's what made these
Three free fleas sneeze
Stop it! Stop it!
That;s enough, sir
I can't say
Such silly stuff, sir
Very well, then
Mr. Knox, sir
Let's have a little talk
About tweetle beetles....
What do you know
About tweetle beetles?
Well...
When tweetle beetles fight
It's called
A tweetle beetle battle
And when they
Battle in a puddle
It's a tweetle
Beetle puddle battle
AND when tweetle beetles
Battle with paddles in a puddle
They call it a tweetle
Beetle puddle paddle battle
AND...
When beetles battle beetles
In a puddle paddle battle
And the beetle battle puddle
Is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this
A tweetle beetle
Bottle puddle
Paddle battle muddle
AND...
When beetles
Fight these battles
In a bottle
With their paddles
And the bottle's
On a poodle
And the poodle's
Eating noodles...
...they call this
A muddle puddle
Tweetle poodle
Beetle noodle
Bottle paddle battle
AND...
Now wait
A minute
Mr. Socks Fox!
When a fox is
In the bottle where
The tweetle beetls battle
With their paddles
In a puddle on a
Noodle-eating poodle
THIS is what they call...
...a tweetle beetle
Noodle poodle bottles
Paddled muddled duddled
Fuddled wuddled
Fox in sockx, sir!
Fox in socks
Our game us done, sir
Thank you for
A lot of fun, sir
 
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