Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

The problem is the silent majority of people who know about the situation, and say oh THAT guy. Those are the people who quietly kill things in the background; the people who have cancelled opportunities for fats that he never even knew were on the table.

You're rarely thrown out of a bar if another drunk asshole asks them too; it's when the quiet, reliable people start to notice that you get canned.

Well said. That's a thought I was trying to articulate, you put it far more succinctly that I would have.
Right on the money.
Pats been at his snotty asshole routine for so long now, and more importantly, he's done it where so many of the wrong type of people have seen, that he's likely gotten the publishing world's equivalent of the "Black Spot" and I wouldn't be surprised if that's why people don't return his calls anymore. People in his industry have noted that Pats gotten himself that reputation, and he has nobody to blame but himself.
I hope childing stalkers 2 year old Xeets and always having the last word in Xitter arguments was worth it fat man.

 

[FinnSven]

Update: the Tiny Tim reading has also been cancelled. Unlike the other panel, this one has been completely wiped from their site - it's not even listed under "cancelled".

I'd love to know what happened. The funsters wouldn't contact the convention because they want Pat to go and make a fool out of himself to an audience of two people. If he was told that nobody was registering for his events and to go kick rocks it would be amazing.

I wonder if he Streisand-ed himself?

I could just picture him calling or emailing the organizers “warning” them about the criminal cyberstalking cult who might show up. He may even have offered to come packing heat or something crazy like that, expecting the event security to be at his command.

I am sure after that, they would do a quick google and lo and behold, all the confirmation you need that Fatrick is a crazy fat man who makes enemies daily and alienates readers.

 

[Maude Snew]

FTFY
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Wrong as always, stalker. That's way too old for him, you want your pepperoni young and tender and before it's been tainted by Fentanyl.

Fat Rick doesn't ride bulls. He watches them fuck his wife.

*Flatulate. I don't think anybody is actually that thirsty.

 

[Judge Holden]

Found myself listening to glorious power metal cheese again while napping at the gym and began to wonder how The Hobbit would have played out with fatrick being press ganged into an adventure to reclaim the misty mountain instead of Bilbo

In each and every mental simulation I ran he never made it to Rivendell.

50% of the time he NOCHILDed Gandalf right from the getgo and continued when the dwarves turned up until they finally lost patience and took turns fucking his ass beating the crap out of him on principal before going to find a better hobbit

40% of the time he was overtly threatened into coming along but wound up so fucking insufferable on the road he was unceremoniously tied up and assfucked repeatedly dumped on the side of the East Road before they even left the shire

10% of the time he was bullied into silence long enough to reach the trolls, at which point he was sent to spy on them by the dwarves fully expecting and actively hoping he would be caught and ripped limb from limb. However upon hearing one of them remark they smelled something fat lurking around he loudly oinked I'VE NEVER BEEN FAT CHILD, THIS IS SIMPLY A DELUSION YOU HAVE, at which point they jump him and spend long hours into the night assfucking him brutally rutting him savagely breeding him viciously crudely yet accurately going through his literature and describing why he sucks as a writer and a person and is also extremely fat and gay, drawing much enjoyment from his ever more shrill denials and threats of prison until the sun rises and turns them all to stone. The dwarves and gandalf having long left him to his fate he starves to death still tied up with two feet of literally rock hard troll cock up his ass

EDIT: Oh I have so missed the thousand xeet a minute sprees....

Note the "You have no control over any part of my life" xeet. Which is just....fucking astonishing given how much his day to day existence is shaped by the whims of stalker childs

 

[Oxyjen]

Its also part of what makes Pat so fun though. Pat cares about his fans, and he's surprisingly dedicated about his correspondence with the stalker children.
Every Patpost will recieve a response from the Milwaukee Minority Mangler eventually, you just need to be patient. Pat makes a lot of enemies, so he's always on a backlog.

I’ve heard it said that the key to Nick Rekeita’s surprising leap to internet fame and fortune is that he was first to start reading out and responding to every superchat he received. I feel that Pat was there first, only in opposite world where every interaction is negative, gaining him only notoriety and stress, and occasionally costing him 10s of thousands of dollars.

 

[King George III]

fucking astonishing given how much his day to day existence is shaped by the whims of stalker childs

Don't forget about the whims of his stalker self from two years ago, who was replying to stalker Arizona GOP from four years ago.

 

[TurboNAS]

Found myself listening to glorious power metal cheese again while napping at the gym and began to wonder how The Hobbit would have played out with fatrick being press ganged into an adventure to reclaim the misty mountain instead of Bilbo

A conga line of dwarves from the Dusky Mountain region all sing:

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Fart in Nikki's stanky crotch!
Carefully, carefully Patrick likes to watch!

 

[Judge Holden]

Crisco Faggins continues to loudly squeal about all the security measures he takes to ensure he never gets accosted by stalker childs despite spending upwards of 8-12 hours a day actively seeking out stalkerchilds to angrily xeet at

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

Everytime I come back from a break I remember how much Patrick deserves the ire of the OnA fandom.

Even if he wasn't on X acting like an insufferable bratt all day, he'd be writing shitty Sci-slop as a member of the extended pedophile ring known as "SFWA".

 

[Post Reply]

Crisco Faggins continues to loudly squeal about all the security measures he takes to ensure he never gets accosted by stalker childs despite spending upwards of 8-12 hours a day actively seeking out stalkerchilds to angrily xeet at
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Patrick S. Dwarflinson adds another name to his book of grudges.

 

[Judge Holden]

Patrick S. Dwarflinson adds another name to his book of grudges.
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There is something rather sick in a man unironically calling himself brave. Its something innately offensive as it screams shallow vanity and unearned self importance

When its done in reference to your toilet calling you fat on social media and telling the cops you are grinding niglets into pepperoni, it becomes agonizingly hilarious

What else can we expect from .....erm.......fck i need a gandalf based fat joke but am too tired to make it

I will consult with AI


There is no word for the kind of existential hate I currently feel

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Gandalf the Great - supersized on hobbit fries!

The brave tweet shows a direct line into fatrick’s view of himself. Everything he does is “bravely” standing up to the evils. He’s such a fucking loser; even Hillary fucked off after she got her ass whooped.

 

[FinnSven]

Wrong as always, stalker. That's way too old for him, you want your pepperoni young and tender and before it's been tainted by Fentanyl.

*Flatulate. I don't think anybody is actually that thirsty.

It's ok to fart in Niki's furry cup, but best you don't drink from it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

There is something rather sick in a man unironically calling himself brave. Its something innately offensive as it screams shallow vanity and unearned self importance

When its done in reference to your toilet calling you fat on social media and telling the cops you are grinding niglets into pepperoni, it becomes agonizingly hilarious

What else can we expect from .....erm.......fck i need a gandalf based fat joke but am too tired to make it

I will consult with AI
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There is no word for the kind of existential hate I currently feel

We're fucked. Humanity has managed to instantiate the first Silicon Cuck. Skynet is going to take the bitpill and wipe us out so nobody will talk about it ever again.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Note the "You have no control over any part of my life" xeet. Which is just....fucking astonishing given how much his day to day existence is shaped by the whims of stalker childs

That's the thing that makes his life simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. He's living a Truman Show-esque existence while simultaneously denying it. He insists the trolls don't run his life while his entire online existence revolves around the Pests. There's about a dozen ONAhole retards who work in shifts posting a few xeets between them, and he compulsively replies to every xeet.

It's funny to watch, until you realize what kind of mindset it takes to build your own personal hell.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

He's like a retarded Sisyphus performing an even more pointless task.

I'd say he could even just quit any time he wanted, but I really don't think he could.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's like a retarded Sisyphus performing an even more pointless task.

Sisyphus was happy. Pat is miserable. They are not similar.

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve heard it said that the key to Nick Rekeita’s surprising leap to internet fame and fortune is that he was first to start reading out and responding to every superchat he received. I feel that Pat was there first, only in opposite world where every interaction is negative, gaining him only notoriety and stress, and occasionally costing him 10s of thousands of dollars.

Say what you like about that weird ghoul, but he was only responding to people who gave him money to respond. Fatty does it for free.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

I will consult with AI

Close enough, but its at times like this when I miss Tay. Imagine all the pepperoni jokes she'd know.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick S. Dwarflinson adds another name to his book of grudges.
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Uh, the guy did just talk to him about a thing. Rick responded like at least three times to this guy.