Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AutoClownMaker]

And he still gets SWATting wrong like a real retard, considering he has a GPA of 1.2. Brian was involved in the Rick Universe, and he's as retarded as ever.

None of us know what the nature of the communication that happened. (2) Whoever, knowing the information is false, intentionally conveys, or causes to be conveyed, any false information that an emergency exists is guilty of a Class I felony if the information elicits, or could elicit, a response from a specialized tactical team.

The incident got called 'welfare check' and a call to Patrick. A call that said 'Patrick is making online threats to others' would be true on most any day and might be worthy of the cops to call Patrick and ask 'Say, how ya doing?' No reason for a specialized tactical team on such a call.

The contact might meet (2). But Patrick is well know to be histrionic and should not be trusted at his word given what we know is a welfare check happened.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

to have anxiety disorders and depression as well as conduct problems. Neither of which has been seen in Patrick,

Apologies if I'm I'm misunderstanding, but if you're saying that Patrick doesn't show signs of anxiety and depression I'd have to disagree. Depression's obvious. Aside from the time "the monster" almost won, I think that his entire persona is a mask for a deep well of self-loathing and the suppressed knowledge that he's completely wasted his life. I would also argue that his constant need to correcT the record is motivated by anxiety. It drives him crazy that someone, somewhere in the world believes something about him that he doesn't want them to believe.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

In the end I am still stumped on what the fuck is actually up with this guy, and while I like the armchair psychiatry I feel like we will never know for sure.

Part of me still thinks this has to be some Kaufman-esque joke, just the most dedicated, well funded and all consuming one we have ever seen. It's almost too perfect, like someone invented the ultimate 'ugly American' caricature and brought them to life. I've said this before, but Ricky really is as close to a living, breathing Ignatius J. Reilly as there has ever been.

I know that can't be true, but it would explain so much at the same time.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Apologies if I'm I'm misunderstanding, but if you're saying that Patrick doesn't show signs of anxiety and depression I'd have to disagree. Depression's obvious. Aside from the time "the monster" almost won, I think that his entire persona is a mask for a deep well of self-loathing and the suppressed knowledge that he's completely wasted his life. I would also argue that his constant need to correcT the record is motivated by anxiety. It drives him crazy that someone, somewhere in the world believes something about him that he doesn't want them to believe.

Yeah, well said. I can't see it as anything else.

When Rick first started using Twitter he was pretty mundane, some may even say completely harmless. The contrast is striking. I do believe that his own retarded lack of self-regard combined with the enshittification of everything to put him in a spot where he is aware that the ship is sinking fast, but doesn't know what's doing it. And it leads to everything you've described. His tough guy act that he tries to put on even as he's being arrested and his voice is cracking into a very dorky squeal are pretty telling. He's too emotionally, not even intellectually per se, retarded to plug all of the holes, and steer the boat towards the harbour.

If Niki left or something dramatic happened to him at best he would be a shell of his former, funny self, and at worst he'd brain himself.

 

[Dean Pentel]

If Patrick came for my guns I'd shoot him for trespassing and attempting to harm my family.

Patrick would never come for anyone or anything, child. That would require physical effort, critical thinking and planning, and actual time away from Xitter. That last one is why he has cultivated many contacts in local and federal law enforcement. The correcT recorD needs to be consistently maintained, stalker infant. Enjoy prison.

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Did he write this while standing in front of a mirror? The lack of self-awareness is astonishing.

The man who daily sees that gelatinous, pear shaped midsection and those ever-growing bitch tits in the mirror would deny under oath he's fat. He stands a better chance of becoming a card-carrying IFBB pro and best selling author than of ever having actual self-awareness.

If Niki left or something dramatic happened to him at best he would be a shell of his former, funny self, and at worst he'd brain himself.

Patrick would never kill himself. That allows the idiots to win and Elon Musk to enjoy unimpeded success at all his business ventures.

Also, Pat is an Actual Tough Guy. Anyone that attempts to harm him, even himself, will be immediately incapacitated and held clinically immobile by his enormous, sweaty girth while the police are contacted.

No word on if he'll spoon feed himself his own teeth, too.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Patrick would never kill himself. That allows the idiots to win and Elon Musk to enjoy unimpeded success at all his business ventures.

Richard "Lowtax", "Mangosteen", "VINDICATION" Kyanka was way, way worse than Rick when it comes to being a petty, malignant narc with delusions of grandeur and he still hit rock bottom then necked himself. It's more common than most people think with this kind of guy since it's all an act, a big cope to hide from others but especially themselves just how inadequate they feel deep down.

Confronting a situation that is so shit they can't just do drugs and lies about it will very, very often make them rope. It's undeniable reality, it's staring them right in the face, and nothing works anymore.

Also, Pat is an Actual Tough Guy. Anyone that attempts to harm him, even himself, will be immediately incapacitated and held clinically immobile by his enormous, sweaty girth while the police are contacted.

Never said he would succeed, though! Who knows, maybe he ends up botching it up and it's even more depressing. It's not like Fat has the wherewithal to put however many safeguards in place to ensure he will truly go dine with the skinny gods in the great oats feast in the sky as opposed to ending up a vegetable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who knows, maybe he ends up botching it up and it's even more depressing.

Paraplegic Pat is the arc I’m waiting for. Just need him to jump off the half-hovel’s balcony and nail the landing.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

What's always puzzled me is how normal his writing is. It's not good by any means, but right at home with other contemporary SciFi-slop from the likes of Andy Weir or Ernest Cline. Bad, but bad in a way publishers seem to like.
You'd never suspect that Gate Crashers or whatever is the work of such an uniquely deranged-delusional, borderline retarded alcoholic fat fuck.

 

[Something Awful]

What is "Event Horizon publication"?





Has Rick been reduced to trying to sell NFTs? He should ask Jackie for some tips.

Also, he thinks he's faster than 98% of the population:

 

[whore loving dragon]

Also, he thinks he's faster than 98% of the population:

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He's referring to the marathon where it was proven he cheated and his cheated time was also awful. Lol

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Has Rick been reduced to trying to sell NFTs? He should ask Jackie for some tips.

Wow leave it to the crypto bros to even ruin vanity publishing!

Hopefully it’s confusing enough that Rick goes with them and we get Tiny Tim Two: Sneed’s Revenge.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

What's always puzzled me is how normal his writing is. It's not good by any means, but right at home with other contemporary SciFi-slop from the likes of Andy Weir or Ernest Cline. Bad, but bad in a way publishers seem to like.
You'd never suspect that Gate Crashers or whatever is the work of such an uniquely deranged-delusional, borderline retarded alcoholic fat fuck.

It's a window into the kind of individual Rick could've been if we got a massive solar flare or they forcibly unplugged him from the internet. His books may suck, but yes. Even getting to publish them is a small accomplishment, and if he wasn't seething about prison, stalker child enjoyment all day long on x.com, a platform whose owner he detests but he's beholden himself to regardless he could even have worked on his craft a little bit, and someone out there would've been able to claim that they read a Fat novel, and they enjoyed it.

As it is though, his legacy is being obstinately retarded about things he can't even conceptualise properly because he thinks he knows it all already. Hell, his personal highlights aren't even his books. His personal highlights centre around the infinite monkey theorem that is his brain rarely managing to put two fake-witty sentences together so he gets rexeeted by the political e-talking heads he worships. Given all of his early life and even current privilege he could maybe have lived off the pen, but his narcissism made it so that he chose to live on his knees instead. Devastatingly pathetic.

 

[JustStopDude]

Is this an actual conspiracy believed by some Americans?


I thought I heard them all but this is a new one to me.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is this an actual conspiracy believed by some Americans?

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I thought I heard them all but this is a new one to me.

I mean by their definitions everyone who was anyone was a supremacist and eugenicist back then. But not the way they think.

 

[Markorian]

Funniest pat suicide attempt would be him trying to overdose, but getting the amount completely wrong because he's that in denial over his own weight.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Funniest pat suicide attempt would be him trying to overdose, but getting the amount completely wrong because he's that in denial over his own weight.

Funniest Fatrick suicide would involve him trying to hang himself, the rope snapping due to Fat's fat weight, Fat falling on the floor and causing an earthquake because he's fat, then the hovel collapsing in on him and him dying of starvation because he'd be trapped under the rubble and because he's fat.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Funniest pat suicide attempt would be him trying to overdose, but getting the amount completely wrong because he's that in denial over his own weight.

Add to that the drugs of choice being the loot from Niki's personal middle-aged white woman drug stash: a cocktail of Ambien, Benadryl, and Xanax. He'd be pillstreaming the fuck out, and would be legit screaming at the responding officers to SHUT! THEIR! MOUWFS! because he's the chosen one, and he has to fight the alien spiders crawling down the walls.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Is this an actual conspiracy believed by some Americans?

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I thought I heard them all but this is a new one to me.

There's a few Lindbergh kidnapping conspiracy believers out there. Their defining characteristic is invariably knowing little or nothing about the case.

 

[Maude Snew]

Funniest Fatrick suicide would involve him trying to hang himself, the rope snapping due to Fat's fat weight, Fat falling on the floor and causing an earthquake because he's fat, then the hovel collapsing in on him and him dying of starvation because he'd be trapped under the rubble and because he's fat.

So everyone would just wash their hands of it and not check the ruins for ten thousand years? No way he's starving any quicker than that. That's just the heap of rubble that lisps at people threatening them with prison, pay it no mind.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

If pat got into one of his fantasy confrontations where he has to hold someone immobile until the cops arrive (and obviously he fails), will he be like Ralph in Portugal where he doesn't quit because that would let the idiots win, or would he be like Tumbles the Stairdragon (closest parallel I can think of) where he'll be on the ground crying out in shameful defeat and nobody cares.