Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Red Frida said:
From the second better forum you'll see that it's even more grim than that. He not only ran horrible times at half marathons, but Pat's wife's EMPLOYEE was forced to not only run with Pat (his boss's husband), and also had to lose to make big boy feel special judging from the fact this employee ran much faster times solo:
Post in thread 'Mothballed - Is Niki Gone after the Lawsuit?' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/mothballed-is-niki-gone-after-the-lawsuit.62863/post-1466874
Having to tard wrangle your boss's husband by running significantly slower at a half marathon is a major employment humiliation ritual.
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Jeez, that guy dropped over 20 minutes of his time just to stay near and lose to Fatty Piglinson.
Employment situation in the US is terrible.
 
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Red Frida said:
The last picture shows him being a PBG Writer. Nikki was his boss. Speedy Ricky is Nikki's husband.
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I wasn’t doubting that he’s one of their stable of poorly paid “writers.” I was just surprised someone as prematurely aged and haggard as Jen could nab a guy this young and comparatively attractive. Maybe it’s a really old photo.
 
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Pig man is awake and lurking at the moment
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Hilarious how fucking fanatical he is in justifying how he is actchully stunningly bravely #resisting drumpf and elon by continuing to oink on xitter

Meanwhile on Bluesky he is already smugging about follower count
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Judge Holden said:
Pig man is awake and lurking at the moment
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It's hilarious how Rick cannot get it through his skull the difference between fixed expenses and per-unit ones.

If you asked "Elmo" directly he'd say he wants more people using and posting, because that increases everything for him.

And if Rick wasn't a moron he'd have a "profit-sharing checkmark" or whatever it is so that he gets money FROM Elon.
TerminalTryHard said:
Might have to start a Bluesky, I love deranged gun expert Pat. He's so afraid of losing his twitter account again to really rant like that anymore.
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I'm really surprised it's survived, both bsky and threads apparently don't like "politics" and "guns".
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
For all you who said it didn’t matter who won the election because Rick’s reaction would be funny either way, admit it… It’s way more funny with Trump winning.
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Let's see:

Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I think I can resign to the idea that political Pat is going to be two sides of the same pork rind regardless of president.
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Trump: Trump stole the presidency again child. This is fascism. Prepare for a dictatorship. Maga fascists don't come to Milwaukee I'm a real life tough guy. (nothing happens in 4 years and a new president is picked instead of a third fourth and fifth term of Trump)

Kamala: Kamala won fair and square child. Sorry your fascism lost. Enjoy bright days ahead child. Maga fascists better keep quiet and leave my country or face my wrath, I'm a real life tough guy. (Nothing happens in 4 years and a new president is picked. Hopefully one that isn't a literal curry nigger)
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Even with my very dry assessment I have to consneed yes trump is way funnier. I was wrong to think Pat wouldn't go 0 to 60 and be extreme doomposting instead of his usual bitching.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Damn I misread that last one as "a literary rapist" and thought Trump was getting in on Judge's fantasies, or Pat was revealing too much.
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Just wait until Melania or one of Drumpf's myriad of female offspring randomly become the target for impotent hate of the week, and "no laws" fat is likely to say in drunken porcine rage shit that would make Elliot Rodger wince
 
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He back oinking on threads
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Incidentally for those keeping track of his porcine mindset we got
  • urging his followers to arm themselves and learn how to kill people
  • declaring that laws no longer exist for him and that legal authorities should be actively resisted
  • dehumanising past the point of absurdity the vast majority of americans, including those formerly on "his team" for insufficient fanaticism
  • openly fantasising about civil war
  • making vague angry statements about a coming genocide and how "none will be spared"
  • making further vague statements about how Trump will somehow die soon
  • desires to "amplify the chaos"
  • denouncing leftist organisations as part of a vast conspiracy
  • plans the forced removal of elected politicians by illegal means
And this is just on xitter since Sunday
 
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Judge Holden said:
He back oinking on threads
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Incidentally for those keeping track of his porcine mindset we got
  • urging his followers to arm themselves and learn how to kill people
  • declaring that laws no longer exist for him and that legal authorities should be actively resisted
  • dehumanising past the point of absurdity the vast majority of americans, including those formerly on "his team" for insufficient fanaticism
  • openly fantasising about civil war
  • making vague angry statements about a coming genocide and how "none will be spared"
  • making further vague statements about how Trump will somehow die soon
  • desires to "amplify the chaos"
  • denouncing leftist organisations as part of a vast conspiracy
  • plans the forced removal of elected politicians by illegal means
And this is just on xitter since Sunday
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"Oh, I have many takeaways" I bet you do piggy.
 
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Something Awful said:
Try and tell them they should have empathy for niggers, Jews, liberals or trannies, and see how it goes.
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I'm still unsure where you're going here. Those are all people that could be said to be genetically gifted at ensuring empathy for them rapidly disappears.
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Damn I misread that last one as "a literary rapist" and thought Trump was getting in on Judge's fantasies, or Pat was revealing too much.
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If you go back and read his posts in Trump's voice it's damn funny. Maybe don't do this at work, though. You may end up as unemployed as Titty Rick.
 
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