Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive. View attachment 6649302

Pat continuing to be the fat retard we know he is. Did I mention he's fat?

 

[Law]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive.

Part of what makes Pattycakes so goddamn hilarious is the way that his interactions are driven by boner-brained sexual anxiety, but he has to pretend that they aren't. He thinks being gay is abnormal, so of course he's going to joke about Trump and Elon being gay-married, eeew gross, but he has to vociferously support gay rights otherwise he won't go viral. He views women as possessions and has to brag about how his woman-object is way cooler/prettier/blowier than yours, but he's totally a feminist you little baby child. He's also a super tough Oirish Foightah who will throw hands, but he also has to pretend that he totally doesn't think might makes right cause someone told him that was what Republicans think and he believed it.
Pat constantly has to back-pedal from the assertions he makes about himself, keeping him trapped in an infinite whirlpool of failure. He may say "no child, you didn't", but if you read between the (short) lines, you can see that yes child, he did.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive. View attachment 6649302

Fatrick can't comprehend having platonic male friends because the last one he had cucked him lmao

 

[Judge Holden]

So quick and unironically unrealistic hypofatical...


If pig of man was to flee the country like he is encouraging others to whenever the chance of "DRUMPFMERICA BAD" updoots is in the air, which country would he flee to?

For me the three obvious answers are as follows

• Canada: proximity and simplicity and the cliche "immigrating to canada because america bad" thing aside, the only real downside is that Canada is the domain of the ice cream assassin himself Richard Prongay as pig man occasionally oinks
• UK: pig man has more than a little bongaboo about him and has visited multiple times, though admittedly this suggestion is coloured by how him moving to the UK would put him in range of me making an uninterrupted beeline to his location to perform great british assfuck of my dreams on his unwilling pooper
• Ireland: a dark horse candidate in this hypofatical, but I get the impression pig man thinks he would "fit in" as an irishman because of retarded irish-american retardedness (i.e. his 0.0001% irish ancestry and the fact he is a loud drunken prick would be shit he unironically thinks make him Irish)

But obviously there are plenty of other options, so where do you think this globster would wash up after a self imposed exile?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive. View attachment 6649302

Technically he met Iran's UN ambassador which isn't illegal. You're just upset that instead of being "First Buddy" you're just another closeted butt buddy. It was also your favourite administrative party that got rid of EV tax credit. Not Trump, but it's not like you have ever let facts get in the way of your oinking on X.

The government just stripped a $7,500 credit from dozens of EV models and confusion reigns, leaving shoppers ‘playing the odds’​

Only a few vehicles still apply for it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

• Canada
• UK

Either of these would be advantageous to him, insofar as he sucks enough wokekok to be able to sic the government on people who insult him. HOWEVER there are two problems:

1. He lives in Wisconsin which is fucking north of Canada anyway so he's basically already Canadian.
2. He has zero actual qualifications for immigration so he'd have to be an illegal,
3. He wouldn't know how to navigate real life and get his ass handed to him in copious and countless ways.

Fuck you I count good.

His best bet would be to fuck off to some god forsaken cheap-ass hellhole in south america that panders to American boomers. Maybe puerto rico

As to the EV credit, Elon probably hates the damn thing now that others qualify for it; it's helping other car companies dare to compete with his. He much preferred the pollution credits.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive. View attachment 6649302

I never knew just how homophobic he is. Maybe he's not so bad after all.

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Sorry if all of this is late and gay.

Apart from the image, the statement here is so bizarre. For those that don't know, In Ireland, especially in Northern Ireland, the colour orange is associated with pro-Protestant and anti-Catholic beliefs and is closely associated with the Orange Order, a staunchly conservative and pro-unionist (wanting the north of Ireland to remain part of the UK) organisation. The Orange Order has ties to both Unionist parties in NI and both of them are right-wing and opposed to Sinn Féin, the major lefty party. Parties like the DUP are staunchly against LGBT issues and abortion (NI has some of the strictest abortion laws in the UK, even after it was amended in 2019, which the DUP opposed). Furthermore, most people who would be the type of people to wear orange and beat up Catholics (the majority population of the island and those who claim to be the native population) would be very unlikely to call themselves Irish preferring to more likely call themselves British instead ( or if they did call themselves Irish it would be with a caveat)

Basically, if there was a proper American equivalent, Fatrick would be the first to call them nazi fascist colonisers. It just shows how fake and surface-level his knowledge of his "identity" is when he unknowingly supports people who hold views that are the complete opposite of his own because he saw somewhere that "orange people in Ireland don't like Catholics and I don't like Catholics" and stopped reading there, understanding nothing of the context.

p.s. I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side

Nevermind he's fucking retarded.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I never knew just how homophobic he is. Maybe he's not so bad after all.

This is the dirty secret behind a number of the insane antics of some lolcows; Rick is an autistic retard just like Keffals; he is DESIGNED and CREATED to say "niggerfaggot" online - but he can't. He's eternally denied the pleasure of calling things "gay" and that conflict is the source of all his problems. Sometimes the shield cracks, just a tiny bit, and you get a glimpse.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Fucking idiot. Torswats was responsible for many of the SWATTings against him but has plead guilty to hundreds that did not include him? (A)(L)



It's odd how this has been happening for years and he still isn't able to post one email from Gemini confirming his retarded theory. (A)

 

[Delamain]

Haha Elon’s gay. Thank you Pat, very progressive. View attachment 6649302

When the realization that Elon fucking musk is technically a historical figure that’s gonna be talked about decades from now will be too much for lardmaster Tomlinson I have a feeling he’s gonna have another night where he drinks himself to sleep

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Fucking idiot. Torswats was responsible for many of the SWATTings against him but has plead guilty to hundreds that did not include him? (A)(L)

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i think at this point he makes typos on purpose. this mentally retarded faggot can't go one day without multiple fat-fingers. it's as insufferable as his insistence on being wrong about everything (SWATTing vs just 'swatting', trying to be some kind of taste maker, trying to set the definition).

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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Sorry if all of this is late and gay.

Apart from the image, the statement here is so bizarre. For those that don't know, In Ireland, especially in Northern Ireland, the colour orange is associated with pro-Protestant and anti-Catholic beliefs and is closely associated with the Orange Order, a staunchly conservative and pro-unionist (wanting the north of Ireland to remain part of the UK) organisation. The Orange Order has ties to both Unionist parties in NI and both of them are right-wing and opposed to Sinn Féin, the major lefty party. Parties like the DUP are staunchly against LGBT issues and abortion (NI has some of the strictest abortion laws in the UK, even after it was amended in 2019, which the DUP opposed). Furthermore, most people who would be the type of people to wear orange and beat up Catholics (the majority population of the island and those who claim to be the native population) would be very unlikely to call themselves Irish preferring to more likely call themselves British instead ( or if they did call themselves Irish it would be with a caveat)

Basically, if there was a proper American equivalent, Fatrick would be the first to call them nazi fascist colonisers. It just shows how fake and surface-level his knowledge of his "identity" is when he unknowingly supports people who hold views that are the complete opposite of his own because he saw somewhere that "orange people in Ireland don't like Catholics and I don't like Catholics" and stopped reading there, understanding nothing of the context.

p.s. I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side

I think I said something like this before, but Patrick really has no idea what would happen to him if he walked into a Dublin pub wearing that sweater and talking shit about Catholics. His delusions of being a god-tier bar brawler would be shattered as swiftly and thoroughly as the pint glasses they'd be hurling at his fat noggin.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think I said something like this before, but Patrick really has no idea what would happen to him if he walked into a Dublin pub wearing that sweater and talking shit about Catholics. His delusions of being a god-tier bar brawler would be shattered as swiftly and thoroughly as the pint glasses they'd be hurling at his fat noggin.

He might survive unscathed because he's so obviously a fat fucking retarded American out of his depth; they'd probably think it was so insane as to be a fucking trick.

I suspect the first person to throw fist would be the Protestant side, because just like he makes the left look stupider by being on their side, he'd make all the Catholics laugh.

(I just realized that this might be part of his "I'm not a liberal, guys, for real" cope - he's been shat on so many times when he did his "hello fellow leftists" that he doesn't even try anymore.)

 

[RussianParasite]

I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side

Could just nuke all parties involved just to be safe.

the only real downside is that Canada

Canada wouldn’t allow a fat faggot with bitch tits and no skills/money to immigrate there. He brings literally nothing of value. His prior criminal record may also disqualify him entirely but I’m not expert.

It's odd how this has been happening for years and he still isn't able to post one email from Gemini confirming his theory. Why not?

Which one of these two scenarios seems more likely?:

Internet jokesters obtained Patrick’s social security number, bank information, and other very private documents. Then, they used that to open up a crypto wallet and put their own money in it. They then use this to contact a SWAT-for-hire asshole and pay him to SWAT Patrick many many times. This SWATer randomly comes out of nowhere and says that Patrick ordered the SWAT on himself to get beat up by the police so he can sue them.

Or

Patrick opened a crypto wallet to find and pay a SWATer for attention and possible financial gain. SWATer spills the beans when the deadbeat (never)father doesn’t cough up.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Internet jokesters obtained Patrick’s social security number, bank information, and other very private documents.

tbh I can see this part happening extremly easily.


Poor guy,I hope those comments aren’t closed for the reasons I think they are.


Also rare Fatrick in the wild? Maybe not due to the lack of CHILDings and the broad shoulders but the hair and fat bitch tits are dead ringers!

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick only has this one single funfact and nothing else

Surely if he keeps telling this retarded joke over and over and over again, it will eventually be funny, sort of like if he keeps mindlessly chanting "Enjoy prison" like a mantra, someone will eventually go to prison.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know its fuckin ironic we just had a bout of 1984 fatrick shitposts because holy fucking shit we are looking at doublethink in action here


So the secret service are the literal gestapo for drumpf and have been even before he was reelected, the federal government is going to become the super nazi reich and will be reinstituting slavery for 15 million illegal immigrants to pick cotton while waiting for their turn in the gas chamber all while declaring physical war on any #resistance cells like the one fatrick leads, and the FBI is about to be disbanded on drumpf's orders....

.....but they are STILL gonna lead a wave of arrests against the stalkerchilds and have them all dragged before him in chains for his victim impact statement as he has so often oinked?

Also WAVE OF ARRESTS?!

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I got all these archived, knock yourself out.
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Correct, stalker, and when he does nobody is willing to publish them.

All of those now it gets worse for you promises, and things have only gotten better. Look out, Nostradamus you stupid infant child!

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Patrick opened a crypto wallet to find and pay a SWATer for attention and possible financial gain. SWATer spills the beans when the deadbeat (never)father doesn’t cough up.

It's probably just a coincidence he 'accidentally' fucked his phone up to destroy evidence a month before that tweet.