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Swear to God if this is some elaborate rick roll I will bury you under Hooligans Bar and Grill....
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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Rick was robbed by Brazillians?
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If he stopped making Brazilian Niggeroni, they would stop beating him up
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Alrighty, Sherlock Holden is on the case poring through his xitter feed for the day after.
Cutting out the #resit lib xeets and stalker threats, here are all his posts that might allude to him getting beaten down and assfucked bloody by a mob of black and well endowed brazillians and his phone stolen while he ran shrieking and sobbing for the cops.
"Boy, I sure need to upgrade my phonechild for no particular reason. I will soon be enjoying Samsung."
Erm....ok I was kinda joking about him being gangraped but his posts are a little....hmm
For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...
Will check the day after next and see if anything shakes loose, but it should be mentioned that he was xeeting a LOT at this point so it may take time to decipher
Cutting out the #resit lib xeets and stalker threats, here are all his posts that might allude to him getting beaten down and assfucked bloody by a mob of black and well endowed brazillians and his phone stolen while he ran shrieking and sobbing for the cops.
"Boy, I sure need to upgrade my phonechild for no particular reason. I will soon be enjoying Samsung."
Erm....ok I was kinda joking about him being gangraped but his posts are a little....hmm
For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...
Will check the day after next and see if anything shakes loose, but it should be mentioned that he was xeeting a LOT at this point so it may take time to decipher
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Years of martial arts training, street fights, bar brawls, and sending rounds downrange didn't amount to shit. When the report states he lost sight of them, he was running in the opposite direction.
I'd like to thank whichever minority punched him in the face.
I'd like to thank whichever minority punched him in the face.
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Pat gives off a unique, industrial strength "Dumb Muggable American Tourist" scent that we Brazilians pick up like piranhas smelling a fat drunk bovine going "mooo, child, you didn't take both my kidneys those were your delusions again"
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Nice smoking gun there Patrick! Claims to be a "Real tough guy" gets mugged by some teen illegals who only punched him. Was he also crying at the scene too? Hell he could only go 3 minutes before running out of breath when he "chased" after them.
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9 Days before the Incident...
EDIT: Oh gawd he had to repurchase his entire ebook collection after his phone was culturally upgraded
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"I can upgrade my phone" lol fuck you Pat.
Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edit 2: of fucking course Chubby Chaser's or whatever the fuck is seconds away from Hoolies. The lazy faggot never ever leaves his own block!
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Our OnA friends are having a blast with this one:
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Talking about “upgrading his phone next month” the day after being robbed is weird as fuck. I can’t make it work unless he’s insurance scamming and it takes a month to process.
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God bless you.
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Oh baby chiiiiiiiild it really isnt that complicated
His obese pride was wounded, so rewriting the story in the public record as him simply deciding to upgrade a deficient tool lets him pretend it never happened
Sure he could just....not talk about it but you have to remember that he is extremely stupid and extremely fat
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Now I understand why he's turning black children into pepperoni in his basement. It's revenge for his lost phone and dignity.
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So was it the replacement for the niggerremoved phone that he fed to the Mexican waterhole? Is Rick worse with phones than a teenage ditz?
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The three black men were seen after midnight wearing MAGA hats and near a Subway sandwiches restaurant. Mysteriously a blank check was found at the scene, along with all the sandwiches containing pepperoni.
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"Those are just your delusions, child. Enjoy Chubby's Cheesesteaks."
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Mostly for his phone. You see, dignity is cool and all but you can't tweet with it.Now I understand why he's turning black children into pepperoni in his basement. It's revenge for his lost phone and dignity.