Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Rick has literally never spoken to Brian or done anything against him?

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Excluding the phone call and calling him an abuser obviously....

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
His skin slogging off his body is due to alcohol and bad life choices. Agent Orange maybe beneficial to him. Sure as fuck wont hurt his intelligence any. May even improve it.

Only just noticed that he has a HiLight on his peashooter. Couldn't afford a SureFire with that six figure deal Patrick?
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That retarded muzzle brake is the icing on the cake. All it's missing is a bipod.
 
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You will never be a real Brian Keene. You have no talent, you have no self-awareness, you have no sense of humor. You are a health insurance salesman twisted by Twitter and Bluesky into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, authors and editors mock you. Your parents and Kyle are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your stinking backwards hat behind closed doors.

Tor and AngryRobots are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of human literature have allowed publishers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "authors" with 55k followers but no engagement look uncanny and unnatural to a user. Your spelling is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk publisher home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected half-hovel.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake prisoning every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed in a salted "garden", ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll contact a ghostwriter, a decent editor, and plunge into the cold world of self-publishing. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete your tweet account while you're going door to door selling insurance. Every reader for the rest of eternity will know another man wrote Tiny Tim Gives Up on Alcohol and Gets his Shit Together... in Venus! Your body will keep on decaying and turn into pure lipids and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fat.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Enjoy prison.
 
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Pat has been more mercurial of late, his skin thinner than ever, and using language that reeks of desperation. This professional author can't even spell check his ramblings when the narcissism takes hold. He's a mindless slave to his base impulses.

I cannot stress enough how pathetic his plights come across. His extreme lack of self-awareness makes him sound psychotic and maladjusted. It's not just a cult, but a sociopathic, criminal cult. It's not just stalking; it's also bomb threats, vandalism, threatening behaviour, and harassment that extends to his immediate family, who clearly loathe him. He has opted to never provide legitimate evidence of his delusions that wasn't some embarrassingly obvious false flag. The spiels are redundant and paint a false narrative that's poorly dressed up to inflate its severity. He has the power to stop this, but being such a tough-guy agitator, he can't back down in fear of being perceived as weak, something he's struggled to accept during his lifetime, despite being the embodiment of absolute mediocrity. If he's not lecturing you on something he has no understanding of, he's calling you a piece of shit for daring to possess the ability to critically think. You also have to love how emasculated he feels by his "little" brother. Such a fat and weak bitch.

Only someone as mentally dysfunctional as Pat would say the same line ad nauseam to every comment across his socials for more than a decade. Pat is inadequacy personified. I don't want to see this guy land on his feet with a settlement; I want to see him crushed by the burden of living. Pat's just extremely lucky he hasn't faced any real accountability in his milquetoast life, but it'll eventually catch up to him.

This is the life you've chosen, and why you'll be spending it in prison for the numerous felonies committed against my person. Enjoy.
 
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grey area said:
Pat has been more mercurial of late, his skin thinner than ever, and using language that reeks of desperation. This professional author can't even spell check his ramblings when the narcissism takes hold. He's a mindless slave to his base impulses.

I cannot stress enough how pathetic his plights come across. His extreme lack of self-awareness makes him sound psychotic and maladjusted. It's not just a cult, but a sociopathic, criminal cult. It's not just stalking; it's also bomb threats, vandalism, threatening behaviour, and harassment that extends to his immediate family, who clearly loathe him. He has opted to never provide legitimate evidence of his delusions that wasn't some embarrassingly obvious false flag. The spiels are redundant and paint a false narrative that's poorly dressed up to inflate its severity. He has the power to stop this, but being such a tough-guy agitator, he can't back down in fear of being perceived as weak, something he's struggled to accept during his lifetime, despite being the embodiment of absolute mediocrity. If he's not lecturing you on something he has no understanding of, he's calling you a piece of shit for daring to possess the ability to critically think. You also have to love how emasculated he feels by his "little" brother. Such a fat and weak bitch.

Only someone as mentally dysfunctional as Pat would say the same line ad nauseam to every comment across his socials for more than a decade. Pat is inadequacy personified. I don't want to see this guy land on his feet with a settlement; I want to see him crushed by the burden of living. Pat's just extremely lucky he hasn't faced any real accountability in his milquetoast life, but it'll eventually catch up to him.

This is the life you've chosen, and why you'll be spending it in prison for the numerous felonies committed against my person. Enjoy.
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He's also fat
 
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grey area said:
his skin thinner than ever
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That's because he's an ever inflating hate ballon, distending his skin layers, prisoning by prisoning.

A minute or so before he pops we'll be able to see through his single cell-thinned skin. He'll look like those ancient translucent fishes that live in the depths of caves, but instead of organs the only visible thing will be a mass of whirling green bile inside.
 
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Summer of George said:
What the fuck even is this? I'm genuinely at a loss for words. Russkies got polling places in black neighborhoods shut down with a campaign of bomb threats. Okie... dokie.
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I don't know I've seen nothing official about this, it also completely ignores that both PA and AZ got caught shutting polling places in conservative counties.
 
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I don't know I've seen nothing official about this, it also completely ignores that both PA and AZ got caught shutting polling places in conservative counties.
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There were a few precincts that requested extensions of time to submit ballots and at least one gave the reason that a bomb threat (no proof of from where) caused them to have to evacuate for a time so they wanted to be open later.

As far as cope goes, it’s a damn sight beyond even the worst reading of the 2020 Trump cope.

And Portmantoe is one of Rick’s artesian wines he will come out with after his MPR victory.

Here is an updated list of the things Ricky’s Resistancr Revolution has overthrown/destroyed since its inception:
  1. My fucking sides
 
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