Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Dangit.....we are hurtling towards 4.0k pages but instead of prepping our Warhammer 40K based fatrick shitposts we have been sidetracked into Dune
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That’s because there’s been a Dune movie for Rick to consooom and vomit back up, but no major 40k movie yet.
 
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In the grim darkness of the Milwaukee Basement, there is only Niggeroni.
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Honestly I gotta figure out exactly what obese retard character from that franchise I should be shooping pig man's head on to for the 4k festivities. Nurgle is too obvious, ogryns are too lovable, Slaanesh has a "no fat chicks" policy.....much like fatrick's penis I am stumped.

Also I checked his xitter for any mention of 40k, first was a generic "wow look at this warhammer store" and the second was this interaction from 2018
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:story: I love how instantly randos are able to get the measure of piggletits just from a handful of xeets oinked at them
 
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Judge Holden said:
Took a teeny weeny break to try out Project Zomboid, sadly I have not yet figured out how to mod the game to make a morbidly obese character with bitchtits so I could roleplay as fatrick trying to survive the zombie apocalypse, however I am happy to see piggy is still cleaveland steaming away as always on xitter
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You need to take at least the following traits:
Obese
Illiterate/Slow Reader
Hearty Appetite
Disorganized
Weak

Maybe take the Chef starting job as well
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
You need to take at least the following traits:
Obese
Illiterate/Slow Reader
Hearty Appetite
Disorganized
Weak

Maybe take the Chef starting job as well
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Straight up the build I first tried, however I was disenchanted to see that choosing the obese trait did not make the character a fat fuck in game and I couldn't find the fat faggot tuft hairstyle option. However I have found a couple cannibalism mods and a body option mod that combined may well be able to help create a lore accurate piggletits assuming I can get them to work on this thing.

Odds are I will just abandon this semi-project but should I configure it right I will start off in the first starter area which is apparently the poorest and most ghetto part of the county and see how many days man of pig can last before the inevitable.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Honestly I gotta figure out exactly what obese retard character from that franchise I should be shooping pig man's head on to for the 4k festivities. Nurgle is too obvious, ogryns are too lovable, Slaanesh has a "no fat chicks" policy.....much like fatrick's penis I am stumped.
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What about some form of genestealer-ork hybrid gone horribly wrong?
 
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Another normie (or maybe Dr. Robotnik) is successfully warned away from trying to engage Patrick "Bad Faith" Tomlinson in debate.
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What?? Kicking sex pest trannies out of women’s military barracks/dorms/bathrooms will make it easier to rape women? I really wish he’d expand on this retardation. I’ve always had a theory that the loudest meanest advocates against women only spaces are the men who jerk off to tranny porn and feel ashamed that women don’t accept the same label as transwomen. Before these EOs women had no protections because even a “butch” “transwoman” making no effort to be feminine would be championed as gender non conforming and you couldn’t kick anyone out for fear of hurting feelings. Now that Trump says males unequivocally do NOT belong in female spaces, women are about to be raped to death? Get back on pornhub, pat, leave Twitter to the pros lol.
 
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Spunt said:
Pat is a Squig.
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Enjoy Waaagh, git.
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I suppose snotlings and Gretchin would grind up nicely into green-a-roni.

I would imagine he arms himself with an underpowered version of a Tau laser blaster.

I wonder which species gets the dubious honor of farting in Niki’s vagina?

Perhaps dark eldar use webgates to achieve this?
 
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Spunt said:
Pat is a Squig.
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Enjoy Waaagh, git.
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Counterpoint: Squigs are cool and useful, unlike Pat. I was going to suggest he's a Great Unclean One, but while he looks like one they're actually jolly and fun (although the idea of one of them constantly telling people to enjoy Grandfather's blessing mortal child is kinda funny). In fact I think Pat is a Plaguebearer, take this:

It is the Plaguebearers' role to keep stock of new diseases and symptoms inflicted by the worshippers of Nurgle. The Daemons' obsessive need to organise is characterised by their constant counting as they try to calculate every new outbreak of plague. This monotonous chanting achieves little, for it is practically impossible to catalogue anything amidst the ever-changing nature of Chaos. This in no way discourages the Plaguebearers, for they are the embodiment of the need to impose order upon the universe.
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and compare with this:
It is Fatrick's role to keep stock of new stalkers and SWATtings inflicted by the criminal cult cyber-stalking his family. The fat retard's obsessive need to respond is characterised by their constant replying as they attempt to correct every new Tweet. This monotonous Tweeting achieves little, for it is practically impossible to change people's opinions amidst the ever-changing shitposting of Twitter. This in no way discourages the fat fuck, for they are the embodiment of the need to impose prison enjoyment upon the funsters.
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Judge Holden said:
Took a teeny weeny break to try out Project Zomboid, sadly I have not yet figured out how to mod the game to make a morbidly obese character with bitchtits so I could roleplay as fatrick trying to survive the zombie apocalypse, however I am happy to see piggy is still cleaveland steaming away as always on xitter
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You need the Dynamic Bodies mod and to start with the Obese modifier.
 
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