I'm dyin thinking about the glowniggers getting Rick's biometric data from him "marching" (doing a quarter mile to Hoolie's and telling everyone he was there for the whole thing)
>(LT. GLOWIE) Sir, we've got the biometrics of the protestors! But we're having trouble with the readings from those 10 guys over there...
>(CAP. GLOWIE) Bring up the data!
>(LT. GLOWIE) *FRANTIC GLOWCLICKING*
>(CAP. GLOWIE) What the hell is this?
>(LT. GLOWIE) Right, Sir? It has the brain activity of a large rodent, but the mass of 10 people, at minimum! And we're pretty sure at least one of them is male, despite the bulbous lumps there.
>(CAP. GLOWIE) And why is that, Lieutenant?
>(LT. GLOWIE) Well, I'll have to enhance it for you, Sir... *MORE GLOWCLICKING* This bent protrusion over here, which at first glance appears to be a miniaturized piece of plumbing, is, uh, well...
>(CAP. GLOWIE) My God...