Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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So just how damn fat do they need to be?
Not fat by any medical standard, stalker. Enjoy prison.
but the mythos around it now, that Fat was sucker punched and accosted by socioeconomic factors makes it even more of a pilgrimage worth taking.
It’s actually an important part of the religious “pajj” pilgrimage. Once devotees have cast salt into the yard, they must then venture on foot to partake in the cheesesteaks.
The fucking audacity of Pat telling people to go on a general strike when he's an unemployed LOSER is astounding to me.
Union Boss Pat will be a fun new character. “Patty Heffa,” perhaps?
 
Little brother can also be used in cases of extreme height difference or midgetry, so in Pat's case it would be used incorrectly as Kyle is, to my knowledge, 6'4" (optically even more because of a full head of hair) while Patrick stands meager 4'7" even counting the puffy norwoodian glade up top and lifted Hulk Hogan meat shoes.
Mock Patty-cakes for being fat, stupid, ugly, retarded, delusional etc, but he isn’t actually a midget.

He isn’t 6 foot or whatever he has claimed, but he is widely believed to be 5’7-5’9.
That is actually funnier than him being a short arse.
Men who are at the lower end of average height are often far more prone to height sensitivity even than proper short men.
 
I'm not sure if I would count that. Someone correct me if I'm misremembering, but wasn't Rick tweeting from Hoolies or some other bar at the same time that the payment hearings were taking place? I remember the funsters poking fun at Porklinson for supposedly sending Nikki in there alone to settle his debt while he was coping with some booze and probably a chubby cheesesteak.
Yeah he didn’t go to the debtor examination hearing. I don’t remember the bar name but it was a block or two away from the lawyer’s office. He sent Nikki in his place. What a guy!
 
I use him and Will Stancil as a good solid gauge for how leftists are handling Trump and needless to say for a Patrick it seems to be par for the course. And for Will? His life is already over and may soon enjoy prison.
Neither Will or Pat are leftists. They are both room temperature IQ neocons that vote Democrat.

Pat works as a scumbag cold caller for the insurance industry in Florida. Will Stancil is so sheltered from reality, thanks to his parents, that he doesn't think food cost inflation is a thing.

Calling these clowns "leftists" implies there is some sort of conceptual thinking behind their online political hot takes.
 
If he put on his knees and had a gun to his head with the person shouting "ADMIT NORM IS FUNNY NOW!" do you think he would?
I do. He bloviates and blusters on social media but he's a coward in reality. If he saw a gun he'd probably drag his wife in front of him and use her as a shield.
 
If he put on his knees and had a gun to his head with the person shouting "ADMIT NORM IS FUNNY NOW!" do you think he would? Would the true underlying survival instincts sad sack of shit take over or would he be defiant to the end and say "Norm is not funny, child, and in fact his estate owes me an apology."
Look how he acted when he appeared in actual court. His fake faggy bravado completely evaporated. He did not "no child" the judge. In fact, he begged and pleaded for a police escort to the exit because the mere physical presence of a pest sent him into spasms of absolute terror.

If you ever met Rick in person, you could slap him senseless while taunting him and he would not dare even to respond. He is a giant pussy irl.
 
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Wow...firstly, thank you for your hard work and your saint-like patience, in excavating the truth from the cesspool of Pat's online activities.
Now, consider:
If, say, he is online 12 hours per day, he must be knocking out something like 4 or 5 "No, child, enjoy prison, stalker" posts per hour.
What a way to live...
 
Because I'm a clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalker, my delusion is that Pat and Neil were wed. He married a Gaiman:
Married A Gaiman.webp
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One would think that he if truly was so concerned about cultivating a masculine public persona he'd immediately take steps to get rid of those sweet tits he's been growing for a few years.
Don't have to cultivate anything sweetie, these are pecks.
 
I'm dyin thinking about the glowniggers getting Rick's biometric data from him "marching" (doing a quarter mile to Hoolie's and telling everyone he was there for the whole thing)

>(LT. GLOWIE) Sir, we've got the biometrics of the protestors! But we're having trouble with the readings from those 10 guys over there...
>(CAP. GLOWIE) Bring up the data!
>(LT. GLOWIE) *FRANTIC GLOWCLICKING*
>(CAP. GLOWIE) What the hell is this?
>(LT. GLOWIE) Right, Sir? It has the brain activity of a large rodent, but the mass of 10 people, at minimum! And we're pretty sure at least one of them is male, despite the bulbous lumps there.
>(CAP. GLOWIE) And why is that, Lieutenant?
>(LT. GLOWIE) Well, I'll have to enhance it for you, Sir... *MORE GLOWCLICKING* This bent protrusion over here, which at first glance appears to be a miniaturized piece of plumbing, is, uh, well...
>(CAP. GLOWIE) My God...
 
Stealthy queer get BFTO’d by OnA trolls and continues to sperg out about politics so far outside what he could ever possibly hope to influence or control.

What’s really hilarious is how his identity, literally all of his time and life, is tied to a social media platform owned by the man absolutely tearing through the government right now and making the woke lose their minds previously thought only possible by trump.

Every tweet is fatrick’s endorsement, in whole not in part, of the entire trump administration agenda.
And he cannot stop.
Since it’s all he is and his only (unattainable) chance at relevance.
And the best part is that they are so addicted, many are still paying the $12/month for Twitter premium or whatever it's called
 
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Niki, you don't understand. I NEED to consume 10k+ kilocalories per day to have this operating at peak capacity! *points at head* It's for the resistance!
I looked up the guy FatRick is replying to and this is him
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Fatrick, this guy is probably close to 200lbs and taking steroids without eating food will not make you big or strong, which you would know if you were into gym culture as much as you try to make everyone believe.
 
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