Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's hard to parse because Fat is a terrible writer, but I don't think he was claiming that being an open mic comedian paid his bills. He was trying to make a joke by saying he has such a good sense of humor that it (the sense of humor) is "developed" (i.e. mature) enough to pay the mortgage. I don't think that even deserves to be called a joke (unlike Rick).
Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Patrick genuinely wants people to believe he got paid to go to open mic nights and bomb like a B-17 over Dresden. Enjoy this screenshot, child.
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That Eighth Day Genesis -A World Building Codex for Writers book Patrick worked on early in his career is terrible, he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about and he constantly references Star Wars when talking about planets and moons like Star Wars knew what the hell planets are actually like. The constant spelling errors he made is utterly pathetic. Like constantly spelling all as "al" or we'll as "we'l". This man claims to be a professional writer. Children in grade 1 can spell better than him. He also got his information on Titan from a crackerjack box. It's atmosphere is constantly replenished from it's core and it's 1.19% more massive than ours. The haze you see actually protects it from the sun. You can also thank Saturn's magnetosphere for helping it out.

Patrick lives in Wisconsin, where the winters offer him a
wonderful opportunity to disappear into his writing cave for four
months at a stretch. Time not writing is split between a paying
job, triathlon training, and maintaining a stable of Ford Mustangs.
:story:multiple rustangs and "triathlon training" you say? Did he lose some of those shitboxes in the divorce? Cue the photo of Patrick nearly dying from running a block in his first and only race he cheated on.
 
Children in grade 1 can spell better than him.
Great! Now you've done it, child. He's going to read this and realize the pepperoni ingredients trapped in the basement can start ghost-writing his novels. When the reviews for his newest books start to mention how noticeably the quality improved from his older works he'll be a jiggly blob of glee.
 
I think the people who legitimately wish Pat harm will be angry about it if he gets the W. Anyone who's just following him to appreciate his outrageous antics from a safe distance understands that we win regardless of what happens. If he loses this lolsuit, it might actually be enough to finally buckbreak him. If he wins and gets a payout, it probably won't be that much money, but it will inflate his ego and grant him entirely new opportunities to screw up his life. Either option promises great amusement. :story:
I don't want him to have fabulous money in my perfect will,but in my permissive will I allow it because I know he will just loose it all in a humorous fashion.
 
The only way he was making money doing comedy is if the crowd started whipping quarters at him to get him off stage.
Honestly if Rick actually did try to substantiate his corpulent claims and actually did preform at a show again it would be to a crowd of 50%+ Pests just Heckling him and trying to get a reaction. Mostly likely ending in him melting down and ending the show in the first five minutes,then blaming the faliures of the criminal cyberstalking cult.
 
Great! Now you've done it, child. He's going to read this and realize the pepperoni ingredients trapped in the basement can start ghost-writing his novels. When the reviews for his newest books start to mention how noticeably the quality improved from his older works he'll be a jiggly blob of glee.
What if they encode letters for help in the pages?

Someone should check his current catalog.
They might have messages in them from other people he has kidnapped down the years.
 
Vintage cringe

This is a sweet walk down memory lane. He’s long since lost that fire but we didn’t know how good we had it back then, Pat bros.
lmao, the dramatic way he writes about NiggerFucker69 and TonyMDe5 getting suspended, like he just got Trump himself sentenced to death. *Doctor Who music swells*

If you ever start feeling sorry for Rick, just read any of his tweets from like 2016–2019 and you'll remember why he so richly deserves all of the abuse he gets.
 
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Is this the first time Pat has said 'your life ends now' to a stalker child? Was this pig grammar or an intentional threat?
There is the classic "Your life is over, atakler child" or "already over". This is just a twist on a classic Fatism. You could take either as a death threat, but you be an even bigger preening fag than Rick imo. I'm sure he means some of them as death threats to play into his crippling need to power fantasy his way through his miserable existence.

I'd never give him the satisfaction of taking one as a death threat unless it was actually explicit and criminally actionable because he is not threatening to anything except niggeroni ingredients and all you can eat buffets.
 
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