Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Wha happen??

FAT

 

[i440BX]

Can someone send me a link to the image of as a piggy maid cleaning toilets. I have the idea to use it as a wallpaper on my VM.

Anyway, is it comfirmed Tommy Tomlinson, the dad is indeed the grandpa in that disgusting photo?

 

[Judge Holden]

I decided to check if someone came in his defense. Of course not lol. But one person linked this tweet... now that's engagement!
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The number of replies that know Pat is impressive, specially since the Retard Finder account only tweeted his face, and didn't id him or his account. Piggy has undeniably gone mainstream, boys.

Edit: this reply is going to sting:
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Wha happen??

Pig man woke up at 3am Milwaukee time to rage oink at this



EDIT: Fatrick gets shown a picture of a naked old man alleged to be his father, and instantly NOCHILDs the troll to say he knows his daddy's dick don't look like dat

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pig man woke up at 3am Milwaukee time to rage oink at this
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EDIT: Fatrick gets shown a picture of a naked old man alleged to be his father, and instantly NOCHILDs the troll to say he knows his daddy's dick don't look like dat
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"Retardation is a superpower, child." -Patrick "sub 70" Tomlinson

While he has a point with the gay porn, a man that likes things in his ass as much as Patrick is not one to judge.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Pat so badly wants to be seen as a hip coastal elitist instead of the Midwestern farm trash that he is.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Hicklibs like Pat think they have to be even more strident than normal libs. It's always deeply pathetic to see, because the other libs just laugh at him.

 

[Caverlock]

I have to wonder if this was Pat:

Patrick joined the Wisconsin comedy troupe “Caste of Killers” in "June or July" of 2012, two years into its seven-year run.
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On Saturday August 11th, 2012, they put on a show at Riverwest Public House, a now-closed “socialist co-op” bar & grill.
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Patrick was routinely used as a Caste of Killers “special guest” (i.e., unpaid filler that won’t need a ride). E.g.:
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A woman named Sadie attends the show, which took place one day after the first anniversary of Patrick’s arrest for threatening to shoot his ex-wife after shooting her newborn daughter.
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Sadly, Patrick joined Twitter after this show.

Anyway, I don’t know. Decide for yourself!

Posting a response (see below) from the other forum to my previous post (see above) in case anyone here is interested:


This is almost certainly yet another Tomlinson Technicality. If Piggy ever did perform for 200+ people, I know of three possibilities:

1. When he was filler at a MKE comedy festival. You’ll find his name near the bottom of this dismal billing–a veritable “who’s who that?” of comedy.
2. When he drove over 150 miles round-trip to host a gig headlined by Cameron Esposito, who was most famous for being a lesbian until she was most famous for being genderfluid (and still a lesbian). The club has a seating capacity of 270, according to Google.
3. When he got panic-drunk at the Mae Jemison NASA event, bombed horrifically, and buried any trace of it (Onion, Regular).

So, if he did perform for “hundreds,” it was either a severely drunk sun-poisoned festival crowd farting out cheese curds, up to 270 “bi” UW-Madison girls waiting for him to bring up the feature(s) and headliner, or extremely confused black people wishing the space shuttle suspended overhead would fall and crush them.

Unsurprisingly, yet still amusingly, if you look at Patrick and Cameron Esposito’s history on Twitter, she replied to him 3 times over 15 days; Patrick yammered at her 46 times over years.

https://x.com/search?q=fromameronesposito to:stealthygeek&src=typed_query&f=live
https://x.com/search?q=toameronesposito from:stealthygeek&src=typed_query&f=live

 

[Fallow Tallow]

What a gigantic FATFUCK

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Didn’t WWII expert Fatrick also hug and forgive an elderly Japanese man while he was visiting Pearl Harbor for his awful crime against America?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

When he got panic-drunk at the Mae Jemison NASA event, bombed horrifically, and buried any trace of it (Onion, Regular).

The quoted post is 14 months old and 1500 pages ago, the thread has been doing over 100 pages a month. Not bad.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Oh god my brain is having cow crossovers with Andy Ditch at the sight of "abuser".

"STALKERRRR. YOU'RE 'BUZING ME. I WANNA SEE YOU ENJOY PRISOOOOON."

Now there’s a crossover I would pay money to see.

I wonder if Pats AirBnB maid service also includes changing shitty diapers? This could be a match made in Heaven.

 

[Judge Holden]

Now there’s a crossover I would pay money to see.

I wonder if Pats AirBnB maid service also includes changing shitty diapers? This could be a match made in Heaven.

I wonder if there are any Milwaukee based furry conventions we could look in to in order to locate a pool of degenerate vagrants in need of an AirBNB. The shit furries do in hotel rooms has long been the stuff of stomach churning legend, imagine the state they would leave his hovel...

 

[Post Reply]

I wonder if there are any Milwaukee based furry conventions we could look in to in order to locate a pool of degenerate vagrants in need of an AirBNB. The shit furries do in hotel rooms has long been the stuff of stomach churning legend, imagine the state they would leave his hovel...

It would not be a good night for the StealthyToilet, that's for sure.

 

[Sugriva]

I decided to check if someone came in his defense. Of course not lol. But one person linked this tweet... now that's engagement!
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The number of replies that know Pat is impressive, specially since the Retard Finder account only tweeted his face, and didn't id him or his account. Piggy has undeniably gone mainstream, boys.

Edit: this reply is going to sting:
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Wha happen??

He's half-right. Hundreds of thousands of people HAVE heard of him. Problem is they're all pointing and laughing at him.

 

[Pig Cannon]

It would not be a good night for the StealthyToilet, that's for sure.

i imagine it would remain unused as the furries prefer soiling diapers

the StealthyMicrowave on the other hand.....

 

[grapeshark77]

I wanted to see if I recognized any names on that bill and Sarah Squirm has been on Saturday Night Live for a few years. It's funny to see her name near Patrick's in tiny font. Can't believe he never made it big!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can't believe he never made it big!

He's quite large actually. And if you meant in the fame sorta way, then don't you worry. He's been getting rid of the competition since 2013

 

[Emanems]

When he got panic-drunk at the Mae Jemison NASA event, bombed horrifically, and buried any trace of it (Onion, Regular).

I didn't know about this Fatrick Fail, that was a good read. Honestly I like how coming back to this thread I come across some old Patlore to discover. And to think there might be more out there... like the recently unearthed 1 vs 3 unruly pepperoni material incident

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

From caverlocks post on the nasa event: what are double taxes? Is that a thing? I’ve never heard anyone brag about paying “double taxes” before

That was a great walk down memory lane. The closing selfie video of that lady where his fishmouth looms closer in the background is quintessential Pat. I musT be seen, child.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

From caverlocks post on the nasa event: what are double taxes? Is that a thing? I’ve never heard anyone brag about paying “double taxes” before
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That was a great walk down memory lane. The closing selfie video of that lady where his fishmouth looms closer in the background is quintessential Pat. I musT be seen, child.

Delightfully Tomlinson. Like a little kid whose dad can beat up your dad. "Oh yeah? Well I pay DOUBLE taxes!" After ten minutes of interaction with the funsters, protestors, and other fans I bet he'll get that number up.