Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Henri Barbusse]

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The two whitest people on earth. There is absolutely no way she is black lmaooooooo

The first president of Haiti famously declared Poles to be the niggers of Europe, so this is a 100% black couple.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

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The two whitest people on earth. There is absolutely no way she is black lmaooooooo

Does this mean you're not gonna pay out for the dread bounty? I swear to god Pat if I have to turn my car around you owe me like thirty bucks for gas money.

 

[Dean Pentel]

She's basically forming a cult of guilt-ridden idiots who will do whatever she says. Giving her money being top of the list of course, but also harassing people, doxing, cancelling, generally being her personal army of braindead Internet attack dogs.

Oh fuck, does this mean that Patrick's greatest wish will finally come true: an actual cult of criminals (niggers) will be obsessed with harming him and his family?

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I for one will gladly give my life for the Lord and Savior of the Kiwi Farms, one Patrick Sean Tomlinson, in this fight against the Negro Menace. Heil Patrick! Sic Semper Pepperonus! Enjoy Prison, Stalkers!

 

[Cactuar King]

ackie is the leader of a 24,000-follower horde.

A tribe, if you will?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's a William Andruszkiewicz that works for the Social Security Administration in that State. If they're the same people I can see why Jaclyn here can stay home all day and be psychotic.

So LikeAStone 2.0 was Patrick all along...
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She thinks everyone is Patrick
Even this guy.

https://vigilantnet.substack.com/p/jaclyn-andruszkiewicz-of-jackies

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Her people are retards and trannies? The more you know!

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Kathy Bond (Worldcon Chair / chair@seattlein2025.org ) will be releasing a statement next week condemning Jackie and her belligerent coonery. I will try and share a copy earlier in Patrick's Discord once certain amendments have been approved.

 

[Something Awful]

Fortunately, Patrick is not a wolf. He's the boy who failed problem-solving class.









"I don't like repeating myself"

 

[Meriasek]

I just love how this all could have prevented from blowing up if Pattycakes just hadn't been a douchebag about it. But then again, if Fatirck was capable of not being a douchebag about this, he wouldn't be relentlessly bullied in the first place. A simple "Sorry Jackie you got roped into this. I assure you, those messages weren't me, they were from a group of people who have been harrassing me for a long time. Sending shit like this in my name is one of their favourite methods of messing with me. Sorry this happened to you. There is an ongoing police investigation into these people, but for now all I can do is assure you that these messages do not represent me at all."
But no, he had to go "Look it up, idiot childs". And then we have the unstoppable force of a mixed race grifter woman meeting the unmovable object that is Fatrick's immense mental and physical girth. A match made in heaven.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Don't forget that he's written two CHRISTIANITY = BAD books. Dude is straight out of 2010s reddit.

They look like what would happen if you asked Grok to generate a picture of an aging childless millennial couple who spend their days Redditing, going to the protest of the week, and getting $20 coffees for breakfast every morning in their NY hovel.

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

Blackie is gonna garner herself her own thread at this rate, and she really isn't that interesting given she's just your run of the mill race grifter and not even a full POC at that. I love how she comes to this thread and insists she's the one being attacked, Blackie, we are just a gossip forum that document idiots online, there is no conspiracy here; especially given you were the one who doxxed your own kids, ya cracker.

Perhaps the two Jackies and Pigrick can form a band called "Blackie, Snackie, and the Pigman" and produce some classic lolcow hits for us. I don't think Pat is musical, nor is Snackie, but I suppose you could interpret their screeching as singing, perhaps Blackie has musical talent. Could even be a competition, places bets on who will become a nutritious snack first, the porcine man contending the righteous fury of a black woman and a very hungry pajeet. However, my money is on Fatrick given his history of grinding the African American populace into pepperoni, though perhaps Snackie could surprise us given her history with Gay Nigger Association of America, who knows!

Anyways, back to our titular cow, I remembered a shirt I believe Chris Chan wore at one point, so I decided to be a sperg and give us some porcine merch during this trying time to support Rick.

A possible backside for our favorite fellow.

Anyways, I nominate @Judge Holden to model this for us given his swoleness and his lust for Pig Tits. Alternatively, you could put Rick's real mobile number on the backside, but I couldn't find his mobile number on here and I'm getting tired.

Blackie, if you're reading this, you should print this shirt out for your supporters to own duh Man and pwn that no good rotten Patrick Tomlinson! Learn better opsec while you're at it. Enjoy vagina prison!

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh what a sight to wake up to niggers....

 

[LobsterBoy669]

perhaps Blackie has musical talent.

Well she's like 1/8th black, so she should have at least 1/8th of a grasp on basic rhythm

 

[break these cuffs]

There's a William Andruszkiewicz that works for the Social Security Administration in that State. If they're the same people I can see why Jaclyn here can stay home all day and be psychotic.

There is a SSA office in Pittsfield. I assume he applied for a transfer there to get away from the niggers in the greater Boston area. The transfer coincided with their move iirc. I should have reposted my original phonebook, but it's been fun watching other people take a look. I was also feeling very lazy yesterday. It must be my melanited nature. I'm not black. I just have a nice summer tan going and thus am much blacker than Jackie.

She claims to work for the healthcare industry and I did find a little something on some obscure people finder site, but didn't chase it at the time. I find it funny how this anti-government black supremist is white, has a white husband, works for one of the most evil industries in the US, her husband works for the Trump administration, and they chose to live in a white neighborhood in a white city in a white state.

You'd think they were the villains in a 90s comedy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember what Pat always says in the Discord: Every utterance of “child” is his way of putting thick chains on yet another piece of his Black property. It’s no coincidence that Pat first started using the racist slur “child” against POC Josiah Muñoz.

Yet somehow it’s still shocking to me to see him flagrantly level this slur at a Black woman and dozens of her allies on the public internet. I hope I never get used to witnessing that level of in-your-face racial abuse.

And don’t forget that Patrick’s wife Niki Robinson (of Posts By Ghost and Robinson Writers) loves to make fun of Black people by wearing her “They’re Trying to Kill Us” hoodie everywhere. She thinks it’s hilarious for a privileged white woman to walk around mocking Black suffering like that.

They both make me sick.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

When Jackie finds out that Patrick S. Tomlinson has received very serious and lengthy allegations that he kidnaps black children and grinds them up into pepperoni in his basement, it's all over for this racist white boy.

 

[JustStopDude]

You know that Nigerian 419 scammers will deliberately fill their scam emails with idiotic spelling errors so that only the most stupid and gullible will fall for them? Jackie may be doing the same thing.

Yeah pretty much it's what the qanon grifters did. Now it's blue-anon grifters doing the same.

Jim Stewartson is a prime example, where the combination of his alcoholism, drug abuse, and addiction to social media has caused his global conspiracy theory to retard to a point where only the most dedicated morons drop him cash.

I'm not sure if it's intentional or this just naturally happens with grifters.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Patrick told me it was okay to share this photo here in the thread. Please no one post it outside of Kiwi Farms. It might harm Patrick's plan to falsely convince everyone that he is anti-racist. If it gets leaked, we will fall back on the usual claim that it was digitally manipulated.

He also told me (in DMs) that fellow klavern members may refer to him as "Pat," so we're in the clear.

"Shaylonda"

 

[Cactuar King]

The first president of Haiti famously declared Poles to be the niggers of Europe, so this is a 100% black couple.

Aren't Poles reliable, hard workers though?

"I don't like repeating myself"

It's when he says stuff like this, stuff so absurdly self-unaware, that I question how Rick can be real.

 

[Unknown God]

I think it's really funny that the approach of the more organized anti-Kiwi Farms activists is to ban any mention of the site whatsoever in a memory hole-esque attempt to prevent anyone from finding out about it, while White Jackie's approach is EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH NEEDS TO BE MADE AWARE OF KIWI FARMS.

I know most of her nonsense is intentional for grifting purposes but a lot of it seems to stem from genuine retardation. Whatever her deal really is, she is fun to watch. One of my new favorite characters for sure. Oh and her dad is white while her mom definitely looks like a quadroon, so I think it's pretty safe to say that better Jackie is officially an octoroon.