Hes never carried that gun and I doubt its ever been in a holster.
Felony piscine impersonation. Enjoy aquarium.
That's so stupid.
I'm really intrigued by this new direction in which Patrick is going. I'm not sure if he's trying and failing to be poetic, or if he just wants to say, "You're going to die." "Put a gun in your mouth." etc., but he's afraid of getting in trouble, so instead he says, "This is how you died." "This is the gun you put in your mouth."
It wasn't until my dozenth read-through that I even noticed that Pat's interlocutor is named "Prison Enjoyer." This image is a masterpiece. I can't stop laughing at it.
Pretty easy. Retard gets weird call; retard's phone shows Patrick's number on the caller ID; retard phones Patrick back and spills the beans.
My number has been spoofed by scammers a few times in the past, I don't think it was targeted just a coincidence that the number they chose to spoof was mine, I know this happened because I got calls/texts from random angry black people screaming at me for trying to scam them when I had never called them in my life.
Wrong as always stalker, Pat is too fat to be carried by the Enola Gay and dropped on Hiroshima.
The Russians found out with Tzar Bomba that past a certain yield, it's much more efficient to drop multiple fat faggots with bitch tits than it is to drop one truly massive fat faggot with bitch tits.
Who would win: Fatrick being dropped on Mumbai vs the Tzar Bomba dropped on New Delhi?
Uh oh, someone lit a match near Big Nicholas?
The rest if the entire world.
He's incredibly fat, so half of his ass is like four regular asses.
She's too benzoed to know or care. She's still living with him after, well, everything, so she's either stoned, stupid or suicidal.
A bunch of nobodies with nothing important to say. Such a successful WorldCon this year. At this point it's just a gathering of child predators. You can go to any Mosque for that.
