Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Caverlock said:
Patrick was almost entirely an open-micer, but occasionally got a technically paying gig, such as this one for a $5-a-head split between 8 comics and the venue owner:
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I listen to way too many stand-up comedian podcasts and they specifically like to make fun of these types of comedians that are so eager to call themselves comedians at the first hint of a paid gig. It is seen as pathetic, rightfully so.
 
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I decided to go to milwaukeecomedy.com and search Fatrick's name. Here is everything that came up:

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This is the last one and the only one I have anything interesting to say about. See all those names you've never heard of? Fatrick wasn't notable enough to be above even them. Fatrick performed in the earliest slot on the last day of the festival, which is considered the worst slot to be booked at nearly any multi day festival whether it's comedy or music. Nobodies go on at 2 pm on Sunday.
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Fat organized, an anti trump comedy show. Maybe he stopped doing standup because "DRUMPFS A DUMMY" became pretty hack around this time.
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The I Scream Man said:
One of my flaws with regards to posting here is how I get autistically fixated on stupid shit I see in pics related to cows... this time its the fence. I wonder if he knows you don't have to be a licensed, bonded and insured general contractor to put up a fence that doesn't look half assed.

In the past week I watched a video of a guy in Britbongistan who made a decent-looking fence out of used pallets, and I have seen another guy who is doing a whole slew of videos on fence repair (wish I had his name, it was just something I saw in passing on social media).

How can anyone take him seriously if this is what he shows off? Congrats dude, you own a tiny little lot of land in a city next to a bunch of apartments. Are the tenants next door sketchy? Do you even know how to contact the management if they start throwing shit out the window onto your property? For that matter, would you even fucking notice? Christ sakes get it together Fat
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This particular cow is new to me. But if he’s anything like I can assume he is from reading the last two pages of this thread, then I sincerely doubt he knows how to use a level or dig a hole. Building a fence really isn’t complicated, but it’s gotta be a monumental task for someone who would literally give up on raising their own child.
 
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For anyone new to the thread, or for those who prefer watching to reading, there's a guy who has put out four documentary style videos detailing the years long saga of Pat vs the OnA Subreddit.

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I've tried archiving them but it's not working for some reason. I have the videos downloaded but am not sure about the rules for large attachments.
 
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Caramelized Squid said:
Thanks! I feel like my new favourite type of lolcow is the overly obnoxious artist that is shit at their craft. Which, to no surprise, fits Pat to the T.
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We are pleased to have you, brotherman. Patrick Tomlinson hatred is somewhat of an acquired taste. Most people who come here for the first time are scratching their heads wondering why anyone would give a shit about this irrelevant fat faggot. It does take a little bit of reading into the man's narcissism before you realize this isn't your typical every day internet tough guy libtard.
 
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One time, professional stand-up comedian Patrick S. Tomlinson got heckled on Twitter by a senior citizen and got to show off his formidable wit:

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One has to wonder whether "actual tough guy" Patrick S. Tomlinson would have had the guts to tell Mr. Honeycutt to "eat shit" and "die in a fire" if they were face to face.

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Caverlock said:
One time, professional stand-up comedian Patrick S. Tomlinson got heckled on Twitter by a senior citizen and got to show off his formidable wit:

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One has to wonder whether "actual tough guy" Patrick S. Tomlinson would have had the guts to tell Mr. Honeycutt to "eat shit" and "die in a fire" if they were face to face.

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Warren was also fat as a child but unlike the dumb ass Patrick, he did something about it. I believe he has a black belt in Karate so Warren would kick his ass in a fight.
Patrick here should use GetHoneyCutt to help lose weight. It's free to use too since we all know he doesn't have a dime to his name.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
For anyone new to the thread, or for those who prefer watching to reading, there's a guy who has put out four documentary style videos detailing the years long saga of Pat vs the OnA Subreddit.

Here


I've tried archiving them but it's not working for some reason. I have the videos downloaded but am not sure about the rules for large attachments.
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>Patrick Tomlinson
>Survivor

This Current Year histrionic claim to being a "survivor" of someone talking shit about you online makes me severely MATI.

Did Pat become a Real Life Tough Guy from his harrowing, life-threatening brush with getting called fat on Twitter and having lunch meat left on his porch?
 
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Pat had an 18 hour break from twitter yesterday and had to delete many tweets, looks like someone got suspended for his abusive behavior. When he finally got back on he continued to fight for his beloved Biden.

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Pat locked himself out of his wife's house, no drinking problem here!

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Twitter genius weighs in on the OnlyFans situation

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Bonus oinking about stalkers.

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AprilRains said:
It's not stalking if they're commenting on your public behavior. You can either have an expectation of privacy or you can be an attention whore. You can't do both.
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Something that has been pointed out to Pat many thousands of times, doesn't stop the oinking though. For anyone who hasn't seen it, I can't recommend Pat's appearance on the Strictly Stalking Podcast enough.


It's over an hour long, but if you've been following along with Pat's abusive online behavior you should enjoy how deranged he sounds on it.
 
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